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 Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:52 pm
Time to introduce something to you called, "Twisted Morals of Disney" In this, you get to make up your twisted moral to any Disney movie you have seen. I'll Start:
Little Mermaid-If you want to follow the man of your dreams, just say "******** YOU" to your dad and follow your heart.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:56 pm
Aladdin: Just assassinate Jaffar and get it over with. stare
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:59 pm
Beauty and The Beast- If you love somebody so much, you will gladly be their b***h.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:00 pm
National Treasure: Take the damn treasure dont give it to charity. Retards. evil
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:03 pm
Mulan- Go ahead and crossdress, ladies. No one is going to notice the bulge above your chest. And if you get discovered, kick some azz!
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:04 pm
Alice in wonderland: Caution read label before smoking weed.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:06 pm
Mary Poppins: Umbrelas can fly? Looks like just a spoonful of sugar helps get an entire bottle of medicine down.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:08 pm
Cinderella: Why white people dont make good slaves.(no offence and not trying to be rascist)
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:13 pm
Tarzan: If you see a naked man coming at you yelling something strange, get the hell out of there!
(as for the white slaves thing, there were white people as slaves. They were called indentured servants)
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:18 pm
Dinosaurs: Why is 300 dinosaurs running from 2 moronic carnivores?.... solution: FIGHT.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:19 pm
Shrek: Thank you god it wasnt made by disney.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:20 pm
Nightmare Before Christmas-Why the hell are a doll and a skeleton together? You know they can't have any kids!
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:24 pm
Lion King: Since when do lions, tigers, giraffes, fish, birds, elephants, monkeys, cantoloupe, alligators, crocodiles, baboons, and every animal from the food chain get along and are harmless? The only enemy is hyenas and a "bad" lion.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:25 pm
Toy Story: Watch out for freaky 8 year olds who like to rip toys in half and enjoy torture.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:26 pm
Hercules: Come on dude, where are you hiding your stash of steroids? I know you're using them! You can't pass it off as your "godly" powers
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