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Ythan II
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:55 am


I don't see how anyone gets any raping done after taking one of those, I was exhausted.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:57 am


Haha, it's funny because you meant that YOU took it.

And that you actually think you could get laid even without them.

SWFTWLF

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Ythan II
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:59 am


SWFTWLF
Not interested because she wasn't 5.
I see.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:00 am


Aren't you a virgin too, SWFT? confused

Xiporah


SWFTWLF

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:13 am


Xiporah
Aren't you a virgin too, SWFT? confused


By choice and once by circumstance.

I'd been laid long ago if I'd not been too drunk to have not known what was going on, and many times after and lately if my moral compass wasn't a ******** mess.

But the only thing I haven't done is basically putting the plug to the baby-making socket. So it's only a technical thing.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:15 am


ITT swft rationalizes being a virgin to the internet.

Ythan II
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Xiporah

PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:38 am


I nominate this thread for Thread Heaven.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:52 am


I second the nomination.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:51 pm


This is literally the best thread ever.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:20 pm


I'd like to sound the call once more for the necessity of another SWFT. Now that he, Clone, and Sonnen are gone, nobody antagonizes Ythan, which in turn means no more of Ythan's biting wit.

Klempky


Ythan II
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:32 pm


Hey Klempky shut up.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:41 pm


:C

Klempky


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:03 pm


oooooh snap his wit just bit you
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:21 pm


SWFT was legit good for the guild because he wasn't so much a troll as he was just constantly drunk and hated his life so he'd always post stupid nonsense that didn't even make sense to him later, but gave good "WTF MAN" replies when he posted them.

A Corpse RIP

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