I just got back from seeing it... NO spoilers... AT ALL! Because I like you guys.
I'll just say a couple things.
1. The main characters act like they're so fracken horny the ENTIRE movie... it kinda makes you breath heavy along with them.
2. It's is SOO much more fun when you find the dirty meanings in thing, and this movie made NO attempt to even pretend like any of the sexual subtext is hidden.
3. OMG JAMES!! There's a vampire, I dunno for all you guys who read the books, his name is James... and I just wanted him to ravage me... like I thought it was unhealthy how much I just wanted him to jump out of the screen and like take me and just give it to me over and over and over... and OH GOD!! If he had just had a gun... it would have been just mess city for me... gonk
Has anybody else seen it?? And if you have, DO tell me how hot you think James is... OH MY GAWD! If I wore panties I wouldn't have them on anymore... they'd be around my ankles SO quick for James... OK, I'm a little short on breath... lemme just regroup.
I'll just say a couple things.
1. The main characters act like they're so fracken horny the ENTIRE movie... it kinda makes you breath heavy along with them.
2. It's is SOO much more fun when you find the dirty meanings in thing, and this movie made NO attempt to even pretend like any of the sexual subtext is hidden.
3. OMG JAMES!! There's a vampire, I dunno for all you guys who read the books, his name is James... and I just wanted him to ravage me... like I thought it was unhealthy how much I just wanted him to jump out of the screen and like take me and just give it to me over and over and over... and OH GOD!! If he had just had a gun... it would have been just mess city for me... gonk
Has anybody else seen it?? And if you have, DO tell me how hot you think James is... OH MY GAWD! If I wore panties I wouldn't have them on anymore... they'd be around my ankles SO quick for James... OK, I'm a little short on breath... lemme just regroup.
