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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:17 pm
Um yeah, just post any funny jokes here.
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:18 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:19 pm
Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...
"Hi there, how is it going?"
Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:
"Not bad..."
Then the voice says:
"So, what are you doing?"
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:
"Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."
Then I hear the person say all flustered:
"Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:21 pm
Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:26 pm
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:08 pm
....heres a D&D one....its lame so dont start with me....
What do you call a dwarf with claustrophobia...a hill dwarf.
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:11 pm
confused ... I dont get it... but then again I know nearly nothing about D & D.... and I dont really care to learn anything about it....
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:23 am
~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ confused ... I dont get it... but then again I know nearly nothing about D & D.... and I dont really care to learn anything about it.... They are the dwarfs that live outside in/on hills and plains. normal dwarfs live under mountains and caves.....place claustrophobics dont like....like i said its lame....
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:39 pm
Platinum_Behemoth252 ~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ confused ... I dont get it... but then again I know nearly nothing about D & D.... and I dont really care to learn anything about it.... They are the dwarfs that live outside in/on hills and plains. normal dwarfs live under mountains and caves.....place claustrophobics dont like....like i said its lame.... Heh. I got it. Silly D&D geek I am. razz
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:51 pm
Emberlyna Platinum_Behemoth252 ~xXx~Nikki4187~xXx~ confused ... I dont get it... but then again I know nearly nothing about D & D.... and I dont really care to learn anything about it.... They are the dwarfs that live outside in/on hills and plains. normal dwarfs live under mountains and caves.....place claustrophobics dont like....like i said its lame.... Heh. I got it. Silly D&D geek I am. razz yea me too.....Im a DM....so yea i know lotsa D&D stuff.....me geek...
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:03 am
Remember this one Platinum?
What do you call a halfling with kleptomania?
A kender.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:04 am
heres an insult.
You have worse aim than a mage with cerebral palsy!
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:05 am
Lol, heres a joke that no one will get unless they've read dragonlance.
How many gully dwarfs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, no more than 2.
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:57 pm
Miroku2235 Lol, heres a joke that no one will get unless they've read dragonlance. How many gully dwarfs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, no more than 2. *laughs* yea that one is good....palsey...thats our "Who we pick on!" for the month of October....^_^
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:43 pm
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