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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:01 pm


I saw this on other sites before and it was sooo funny! Just write things they'd never say! i'll start (BTW, it's allowed to be stupid)

*AHEM*

Cloud riding bike. runs over leaf. stops, picks up leaf. lays in in the water.

(this is from one of the other sites i once saw.)

another! (from the site that i don't remember. this one bashes vincent!)

scene at the end near the center of the northern crater.

Cloud: "I can't control my arms!"
Tifa: "I can't control my legs!"
Vincent: "I can't control my bowel movements!"
Tifa screams as Vincent craps on her head



Sorry but this one made me laugh so hard. xp
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:06 pm


Tifa: I need a boob job.
Every one else: eek surprised eek

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:17 pm


XDDDDD That Vincent one made me laugh silly! That was great!

Barret: *listening to Micheal Jackson whilst dancing to "Thriller"*
Cloud: *walks in*
Barret: *stops with arms in the air*
Cloud: *blinks and walks away slowly*
PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:50 pm


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XDDDDD That Vincent one made me laugh silly! That was great!

Barret: *listening to Micheal Jackson whilst dancing to "Thriller"*
Cloud: *walks in*
Barret: *stops with arms in the air*
Cloud: *blinks and walks away slowly*


Cloud walks into another room and sees Yuffie doing the same thing but to if you're happy and you know it.

Yuffie:... sweatdrop
Cloud:... ... ..........................*walks away slowly.*

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:53 pm


(I haven't been in here in such a long time. XD)

Vincent: *Singing "I'm a Lumber Jack and that's Okay!"*
Sephiroth: *Singing back-up*
Kadaj: *Playing the drums*
PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:20 am


OMG I can imagine that in chibi mode but not for real! rofl.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:02 pm


Aerith - "Jeeez.. Pass me the smokes.." ;D
PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:16 pm


Dude, that happening in chibi mode would be so cute! XD

O_O Aerith! XD That would be hilarious! I would be like, "Smokes and flowers do not go hand-in-hand." XD

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:15 am


Even better -

Aerith - "I'm yours for a couple of gil. Please.. Just have me!!! I need the money!!"

Heh heh heh.. I remember RPing Aerith on here after she'd had a bad break up with a Reno I knew. God, that was funny xD
PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:19 pm


*Splashes milk from out of nose* Imagine if Cloud agreed to that? XD I mean, I KNOW Zack would but Cloud? XD That would be funny.

She broke up with Reno? XD What happened?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:29 am


Lawl, Cloud would just have those shifty anime eyes on him and he'd casual go, "A couple of gil you say, Aerith?" Constantly looking over his shoulder. Lawling my head off, sorry ;D

Ahh, at the time I didn't like to talk about it because I'd developed feelings for the guy behind the character but now it's ok because we're very good friends. So, here we go :p

Aerith and this Reno had been dating for a very long time and he comes upto her one day and they are literally, so sweet together. Because they were. Suddenly, out of the blue Reno dumps Aerith and says he doesn't think things are working. Aerith is obviously distraught and runs off in a huff. She goes to see him a couple of days later and he's only gone and hooked up with.. RUDE! (Yaoi, fxcking hate it D:<) Now, we are talkin literally a day or two from when Aerith and Reno broke up so Aerith starts hanging around the slums drinking and smoking. Obviously Hojo helped her through it (god bless him ^^; ) Well, Hojo and Tifa did. It was such a fun storyline at the time. Yet these days i'm lucky to see any of the old cast. See, I left Gaia for a year and have only recently returned so the people that once called me the best Aerith on Gaia, no longer remember me. Tragic >.>

Hehe. Life story, ftw!? ;D
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:25 pm


XD That sounds just about right with Cloud. XD He does seem to be crafty when it comes to doing things of that nature. XD

Aww! That's horrible! How can they not remember you? This is why I hate the human race! *Cough* Uh... I mean... I love EVERYONE!!! *Shifty eyes* Anywho! That sounds so funny and weird at the same time. Hojo helped her out? Whoa! I wouldn't have expected that! XD It does sound like you guys had fun, though. I think that, in and of itself, is important. ^_^

No likes the yaoi, eh? Well, I promise I will keep my obsessions of that to myself! XD Seriously though, I don't have a problem with it myself as long as people know how to control it and as long as it makes sense. The whole Reno and Rude thing, never did like it and it irks me the wrong way when people use it. They were FRIENDS and that's basically it. No more. No less. However, I don't mind it if people write their own original story and they have their own characters like that. However, I'm not much into yaoi as I am to shonen-ai. Yaoi is a bit too... vulgar for me. XP I always thought that shonen-ai could be cute. XD Besides, they have a right to love too, ne?

Aw, look at me going all, "Let's all just get along." >_< Especially with my first comment up there. XD Stop being a hypocrite, Rain! -_-"

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:37 pm


Yeah I know. I'm not being big headed or bragging or anything but this time last year, I was the Aerith. Everyone wanted to know me and all that jazz ;D I was invited to everyone's parties. Ahh, the days :p Now, I go around all these profiles of these people I once knew and they are just like, all having these new novice Aeriths who don't even know who Aerith is ;D Lawl, impossible I know but i'm allowed to be bitter n__n

Well, about the whole Hojo thing, no one understands it but my Aerith and him went on to date. They were very sweet together. He always helped her and she was always visiting him. Now we're dating OOC too and have been for several months. It's funny how things happen, hm? ^^; He's a really nice guy though and it just seems so right. I think he's going off me now though ]: Ahh well. Seany still loves me ^^

Yeah, the way I see it with yaoi is that, the characters the fangirls usually make yaoi, aren't even supposed to be that way. Like, as if Cloud would ever ever ever have those feelings for Seph or Zacky. It infuriates me D:< But like you said, if they are gay in the first place then let it be. It's cute if they're supposed to be like that ^^;
PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:49 pm


There's absolutely nothing wrong with being bitter. I'm always bitter and look at how great I am! *Gets hit in the face with a show for being a conceited p***k* @_@ I never seem to get away for saying comments like that. >_<

Ah! Now it makes more sense. I was like, "Huh? What? When did he start being nice?" But now It's cleared up. It sucks that's he letting go a bit but like you said, your "Seany" still loves you. XD I don't understand the whole love concept yet, I think it's because I'm still young, or bitchy I forget which. XD But I think it's so sweet that you found him. ^_^ *Goes teary eyed* So beautiful! *Blows nose on tissue*

Yes. That's true. I have no problem with people, except for the jerks who thinks they are better than others and what not. If they are gay, then I say go for it! XD I must admit, however... I sometimes fall into that category of having Cloud like *Gulps* ZACK! *Gasps and slaps herself* XD It's not often though. I like their relationship as friends more than anything. It's just on those nights when you're having a sleep over and your friends makes you have a lot of sugar and dares you to read one of those Cloud/Zack fics, that's when I fall into that category. XP But that hasn't happened, and I'm proud to say, for nine months! ^_^ So... don't hate me! XD

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:10 pm


Being selfish and bitchy is so great. Just look at Sima Yi (I'm sure I shouldn't bring him up in another topic, I just feel obliged ;D), but yeah, he gets it all in the end, eh :p

Yeah, how old are you if you don't mind me asking? You don't seem very young. But love is a difficult thing. I don't think there really is any true love. Except what you feel for those dear to you. Love sucks. Fact. But yeah, I should fly you over here and have you meet Seany. I'm sure protective over him because he's like a big brother though surprised You'd love him. He eyed his hair to look like Cloud and got in trouble back at school because it was too bright for school policies. That was so funny. I laughed so hard when he said he just wanted to look like Cloud xDD I'll never forget that day. Ohh, how I laughed ;D

Never. Ever. Ever. Say that. Ever. Again D:

~attacks you rabidly~ ;D

Zack and Cloud can never work as a yaoi pairing. It's just not right. Blehbleh. And don't even get me started on Sasuke yaoi D:< lawl.
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