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Piggie Boo
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:54 pm


& thought it was hilarious [x
It's called Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment © Comedy Central.
Here, read it.


A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:05 pm


WOWOW AHHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAA.. ??

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Piggie Boo
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:10 pm


Well, i guess only genuises can understand this joke..?
Nga u understand the joke?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:12 pm


yes i understood it. cuz like if they were husband and wife, it easier to say no to somethign but it not funny

i can think of a better joke

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Piggie Boo
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:15 pm


Well go ahead, smart one..
Let me hear ur joke.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:16 pm


i would but i dont want to show how funny i am so no

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Piggie Boo
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:17 pm


Uh huh...sure.
Or u just dont have any good joke..
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:25 pm


pfft listen to this.. it a vietnamese joke

ok so there this kids drowning in this really stinky river

and no one dare to jump in and save him

and out of nowhere this 81 years old man jump in and save him

when he got to the surface, the reporter ask him " what make you jump in there and save him ?"

then he said " đụ má , tao đâu có muốn nhảy đâu , thằng chó đẻ nào xô tao xuốn "
AHAHAHHAHAHA

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Piggie Boo
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:41 pm


Put in the dấu bcuz it hard to read it without it..
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:06 pm


Well yeah i understand it but idk if other people can..

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:08 pm


@ Piggie; xD That was kinda funny. Lol

@ Nga; xD I was laughing when i imagined the 81 year old man jumpin down. But then I kinda got confused at the viet part. ._.; And I'm too afraid to show my mom wat it means cuz she might think it's bad and then I'll get in trouble, lol.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:12 pm


Lolz.
So Spart which joke is better??

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:23 pm


yeh wht does it say in viet?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:25 pm


There was a German, an American and a Blonde.

The German said he was the first on Mars.

The American said he was the first on the moon.

The blonde said she would be the first one on the sun. The German and the American laughed. "How are you gonna do that?!" they asked.

The Blond smiled and said "I have a secret... I'll go at night."
Note:I am not hairist? I'm not mean to blonds. I just found this joke today.

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