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This is a speculation game where the winning characters are chosen through discussion. Basically someone chooses two characters to pit against each other in a fight to the death. (It can be as serious or as absurd as you want it to be.) Then we all talk about different scenarios and decide how the fight would go down and who would win. (It doesn't matter if the characters wouldn't actually want to fight. Let's just assume that they want to kill each other.) I know it sound kinda boring like it would take forever, but I've done this game before and it's actually a lot of fun and it went pretty fast with the other people I played it with. So let's give it a try shall we? I'll start.



Current Match: Kahina vs. Queen Melosa



Previous matches:
Joxer vs. Jace
Winner: Draw

Hope vs. Lao Ma
Winner: Lao Ma

Darnelle vs. Autolycus
Winner: Darnelle

Janice vs. Jett
Winner: Janice

Staff Gabby vs. Amarice
Winner: Staff Gabby

Callisto vs. Najara
Winner: Callisto

Alti vs. Ares
Winner: Ares

Minya vs. Meg
Winner: Draw
Loser: Joxer

Artemis vs. Athena
Winner: Athena

Grendel vs. The Destroyer
Winner: Grendel

Mr. Pointy (The Destroyer) vs. Mr. Fuzzy (his papa)
Winner: Mr. Fuzzy

i think joxer wuld run at jace like a idiot 3nodding but then jace wuld try and protect himself by snappin his fingers and makin a dance move then joxer wuld probably miss jace 3nodding and that wuld go on for a while til joxer finally hits jace or jace trips on his own feathery cape whee

naw jace wuldnt try teh hurt anyone 4laugh mebbe they wuld both die from exaustion ninja

aw right right ninja i still dont think jace wuld be able teh beat joxer whee cuz at least joxers got a sword whee and hes probably stronger then jace by a wee bit 3nodding

he cin dance but he cant fight whee deh best fight i ever saw him put up waz snappin at draco 4laugh but i think joxer did some strongish stuff....once or twice neutral

well it CAN but i dont think jace wuld be able teh pull it off whee

naw whuts he gunna do? whee shake his booty at joxer teh death? gonk

This is a hard one. Joxer is incredibly uncoordinated and weak, but Jace's dancing moves weren't as amazing as you're making it sound. All he really did was sort of bounce and flamboyantly walk. It wasn't anything that took very much effort or skill. I like Jace more and would like to agree that he would win, but I doubt he could muster up enough strength to pluck a flower.