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 Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:56 pm
'The Talented One' Cartwright is standing in the ring to huge boos from the crowd. He has a mic in his hand.
"Hey, give me a chance to call you all idiots before you boo me!" He says slyly, getting the desired reaction! xd
"I came out here tonight to address something. Something terrible in the land of Extreme Entertainment Wrestling."
The crowd goes silent, waiting in anticipation.
"A damn Australian holds the World's most presigous title, The EEW World Championship!" He remarks to boos from the crowd, disappointed by what he said!
"Harli....at Barely Legal 2008 you did what ALL Australians are famous for. You stole. You STOLE the EEW World Championship from Shadow, the longest-reigning Champion in EEW History!
"Now how did you do this? You pinned Samoa Danin the triple threat, who probably had just passed-out from his last drugs binge and couldn't be bothered to kick-out after you covered him!
"You stole it from Shadow! He wasn't even pinned! He never submitted!
"The point I am trying to make is, you haven't proven that you DESERVE to be called EEW World Champion!" He says to loud jeers.
"So Harli, I have a challenge for you! Prove to me and everyone else that you DESERVE to be called Champion.....by defeating the FIRST!" He says, shocking the fans!
"HARLI, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT ANARCHY RULZ 2008! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO ACCEPT?"
The crowd surprisingly cheers at this announcement, as Cartwright hasn't wrestled in EEW for many months now!
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:06 pm
(Gaia's being a bit shitty at the moment) Harli's laugh was heard through out the arena as Shut Me Up by Mindless Self Indulgence began to play The bass, the rock The mic, the treble I like my coffee black Just like my metal The bass, the rock The mic, the treble I like my coffee black Just like my metal I can't wait for you to knock me up In a minute, minute In a ********' minute I can't wait for you to knock me up In a minute, minute In a second I can't wait for you to shut me up And make me hip like bad a** I can't wait for you to shut me up Shut it up  Harli then made his way down to the ring with the EEW World Championship around his waist as he climbed the steps and hoped into the ring grabbing a mic, he tried hard to not laugh but he just couldn't help himself as he pointed at Cartwright and laughed at him
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:41 pm
(what you mean pull a CwP) Harli stopped laughing "I am sorry Cartwright, I didn't know that you were being serious about challanging me for the title. For the record, you don't have a single right to complain about my match against Shadow and Samoa Dan. I have earnt the right to carry this title since I pinned Dan, perhaps you should go read the rules for the triple threat match again because the champion doesn't have to be involed in a pin or a submission to lose his title." Harli smirked as he took the title off from his waist and raised it into the air. Harli then raised the mic to his mouth again "Fun time is over Cartwright because I was gonna make a few witty remarks about your physical appearnce and how you should be wearing a paper bag over your head because of you face and buck teeth but I am going to be serious and say, I accept your challenge but you cannot have your ******** buddies out there during the match. To make sure they don't interfere I personally asked Mr Barker for the Swat Team to be the inforcers for the match and the match stipuation for me if I win is that that we reform Talented Kingdom, if I lose well then I will leave Burn." Harli lowered his mic and his title as had finished what he had to say.
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:35 pm
((Mr. Jaydon on Burn! wink ))
"WHA?" Cart says in surprise to Harli's stipulation offer as the crowd cheered. eek
"YOU want to bring THE TALENTED KINGDOM to EEW?" He splutters. "One of the most dominant teams in wrestling history but has never been seen in EEW?"
"I don't think you heard what I said earlier properly. You're a sham Champion! Why would I even want to align myself with someone like you when I'm already in AMERICA'S GREATEST TAG TEAM?" The crowd jeers, chanting 'AGTT SUCKS'!
"I do relish the chance to kick you off of MY show, BURN!" He says to boos. "With you out of the way, I shall add a sign to every Burn arena....BORDERS CLOSED!" He says, laughing!
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:52 pm
(Oh ok lol) Harli smirked "Come on Cartwright, AGTT hasn't been going anywhere for quiet some time now have they. If you don't like my stipuation then you can forget about having a title match with me, also has far as being a Sham champion goes that would only be you right because I mean, I heard the stories of you going around many promotions giving the General Managers and Chairmans a b*****b just for a title shot." Harli paced around "Border's closed.....well I guess you would be doing this country a favor by keeping out the Mexicans." Harli laughed " If I do lose then I will active my rematch clause as soon as the match is over on the night but if you keep complaining about me being EEW Champion then the match is offically off." Harli's grinned faded off his face as he started to look annoyed
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:29 pm
"Ooooo, did I touch a nerve?" Cartwright teases. "Did I hit a raw nerve?
"Not only are you a sham Champion but you are ASHAMED of your own nationality! As is everyone else! Do you have no redeeming factors at all?
"No....I'm happy with the stipulations because I won't be losing! Plus, you can have as many rematches as you like because you WILL NEVER BEAT ME!
"You may be better at Cricket.....but that's it!" Cartwright was enjoying ribbing Harli!
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:05 pm
Harli had a smirk across the face " I have decided to change my stipuation... If I win then America's Greatest Tag Team must disband for good. I am not ashamed of my nationality but I am ashamed to share British blood with the likes of you." The crowd was cheering for Harli as he had gotten the biggest pop of the night. "Cricket is a wimpy sport Cartwright and that's way the Pommies can't even win against the greatest nation of all time....Australia." Harli paced around with his title over his shoulder "But just so you know Cartwright I'll make sure you't be able to walk out of the arena." With that said Harli's girlfriend Chloe jumped the barricade and slide into the ring standing next to Harli.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:47 pm
((Muy perfecto))
Before either Cartwright or Harli could speak again, a rather dreadful sound filled the arena as "Fear of a Blank Planet" began to play. As the feeling of malice and torpor made its presence in the form of a dark-haired man with an emotional complex, Shadow emerged from the curtain with a bag made to carry a title belt. There was clearly the presence of one inside the bag as part of the strap's end was hanging out. With a microphone in hand, Shadow stood at the top of the ramp and waited for his music to die and the heat to pick up before speaking.
"Well Harli, I suppose you should be proud of yourself."
Heat reigned on Shadow like the fires of a thousand suns.
"I mean, look at you. You're bitching out on EEW's b***h of the year in Cartwright."
Slight pop.
"You got a girlfriend that, while I'll admit is fairly attractive, wishes she was a big of a c**-dumpster as BJ Dragon."
A huge pop for the name.
"And you're the new EEW World Champion. I mean you got this s**t down!"
He paused with a laugh. "Except for one, small, problem..."
He shrugged. "You're not actually the World Champ."
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:03 am
Harli looked shooked "What the hell. Come on Shadow all these fans saw me pin Dan in the triple threat match and if you had forgotten let me remind you that you don't have to be pinned or submitted to lose your title in a triple threat match." Harli then looked at the ground "Hold on Shadow" Harli then turned to Cartwright "I'm sorry Cartwright but the Big boys are speaking now, so if you don't mind please get your fat a** out of this ring before it breaks and just leave me and Shadow here to talk". Harli then turned back to Shadow "Sorry about that, people like him are a problem but let's continue on from where we were". Harli then waited for Shadow to talk.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:21 pm
Cartwright smirked.
"You call yourself one of the 'Big Boys' of EEW? Hahaha....HAHAHA.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Cartwright can't stop laughing.
"Ooooooh, that is so rich coming from someone who isn't even a proper Television Champion, let alone World Champion!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:48 pm
Shadow listened to Cartwright in agreement and then addressed Harli.
"Oh believe me, I know the stipulations of a Triple-Threat match. Which brings me to this man."
Stepping out from the curtain, a man closely resembling Shadow came out and stepped beside him.
"I would like to introduce to you, Mr. Mark Cohnan."
Mark removed the wig he was wearing, revealing a buzzed hair-cut.
"Mark here's a nice guy. He was willing to take my place when I had to go out of town and do some work with some jewelers. And don't worry, I talked with Mr. Jayden about this before hand, and I got to say, he was quite pleased that I addressed my absence before hand."
Now there ten-thousand suns glaring on Shadow.
"In fact, since he was of the opinion that a title-match shouldn't take place without the real champ to defend it, he decided to cancel the title-match altogether, and one hell of a non-title match wowed the crowd anyway."
A soda cup fell at Shadow's feet.
"It's too bad he couldn't get the word out in time, wouldn't you say Harli?"
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:49 pm
Harli was stunned "I guess s**t happens just like Cartwright's face but so are we having a match to settle this little issuse. I must apologise because standing out here with Cartwright has lowered my IQ a little." Harli paced around "I propose we have a steel cage match at Anarchy Rulz to see who is the Undisputed EEW Champion but of course Cartwright will have to wait his turn, so what do you say Shadow". Harli lowered his mic and waited
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:36 pm
Shadow mulled over the proposal for a second. "Very well then. I accept." The crowd pop at the appeal of a rematch. "But two things. One: since it's Anarchy Rules, I will up the stakes and simply make this match: Rage in a Cage." A louder pop. "And the other: You won't be pinning a fat Samoan for any belt anytime soon." He held out the bag and pulled out the belt that was inside. "And you sure as hell won't be taking this from me."
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