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Xykon Sucks. |
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:28 pm
My life is filled with hatred. I find beauty in the darkest of things. I like having all the lights off. I like sinister thoughts, and chaotic things. I am COMPLETELY against Christianity. I pray to no deity. I tend to be cold-hearted, and semi-mysterious. And I am very pro-suicide when it is someone I do not know.
For these things, my mother and some others, including friends and strangers believe me to be possessed or have a chemical imbalance.
Let us take a moment to absorb the sheer hilariousness of such an idea.
I wish it showed how long it took to write in between paragraphs and such, because I literally did walk away for like a few minutes. You should too. Take all this beautifully ignorant hilarious statement of ME being POSSESSED in.
I just wanted to remind you all how hilarious false possessions can be. When they point at the semi-gothic kid and go "PRAY FOR HIM HE'S THE DEVIL!!"
Well, I'm not leaving this child's carcass until he is no longer a use for me. I am Xykon, lord of... stuff...
Bless me dark father, I have sinned. twisted
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:04 am
My Father is too strict, and my Mother is too loopy to even consider anything like chemical imbalances.
My father told me straight-up, while I was cramping, that people who feel and complain about pain are pussies. And he went off on a rant about it. I want even aloud to get an inhaler for asthma because I wouldn't of been able to play sports.
So, I don't think I'd ever become medicated, or told to be prayed for.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:21 pm
Zurine My Father is too strict, and my Mother is too loopy to even consider anything like chemical imbalances.
My father told me straight-up, while I was cramping, that people who feel and complain about pain are pussies. And he went off on a rant about it. I want even aloud to get an inhaler for asthma because I wouldn't of been able to play sports.
So, I don't think I'd ever become medicated, or told to be prayed for.
I spent the last hour trying to wrap my head around this post in an attempt to finger out the one spot that appertains to the subject. And I finally found it, I think. >It's that no one thinks your possessed or anything...< k, I understand. Yeah... Your parents seem like total ******** assholes. You should cut all communication with them, or turn something they love into a stew and make them eat it. :/ But, what're we gonna do?... The world is full of assholes, and like I always say "If assholes could fly, this place'd be busier than O'Hare"
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:30 pm
Zurine My Father is too strict, and my Mother is too loopy to even consider anything like chemical imbalances.
My father told me straight-up, while I was cramping, that people who feel and complain about pain are pussies. And he went off on a rant about it. I want even aloud to get an inhaler for asthma because I wouldn't of been able to play sports.
So, I don't think I'd ever become medicated, or told to be prayed for.
NO WAY. I grew up with a military background too! Im with her, its a shut the ******** up and keep going type thing, nothings wrong unless your dead. (in the case of fake possessions mind you)
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:33 pm
BaNaNa_blend Zurine My Father is too strict, and my Mother is too loopy to even consider anything like chemical imbalances.
My father told me straight-up, while I was cramping, that people who feel and complain about pain are pussies. And he went off on a rant about it. I want even aloud to get an inhaler for asthma because I wouldn't of been able to play sports.
So, I don't think I'd ever become medicated, or told to be prayed for.
NO WAY. I grew up with a military background too! Im with her, its a shut the ******** up and keep going type thing, nothings wrong unless your dead. (in the case of fake possessions mind you) uhWut?
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:38 pm
to make a post topic related,
I've been accused of being possessed before. at church the priest told me i was because i questioned his 'god' and his ways. i made some good points, and he made none, so turns out I'm a devil worshiper because of it. when i told him i was a satanist, not a devil worshiper, he ignorantly said ti was the same thing and told me i was possessed.
my mom thought i was possessed because i laugh at her ideals and religion. my friends asked me if i was possessed once just becuase i knew a more about occult then their most reputable occult friend and called them out on things.
the word indeed gets thrown around too often.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:40 pm
fluffysteel2 to make a post topic related, I've been accused of being possessed before. at church the priest told me i was because i questioned his 'god' and his ways. i made some good points, and he made none, so turns out I'm a devil worshiper because of it. when i told him i was a satanist, not a devil worshiper, he ignorantly said ti was the same thing and told me i was possessed. my mom thought i was possessed because i laugh at her ideals and religion. my friends asked me if i was possessed once just becuase i knew a more about occult then their most reputable occult friend and called them out on things. the word indeed gets thrown around too often. Aye.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:05 pm
You could actually have a chemical imbalance. It wouldn't be that out of the ordinary.
No one has ever said I was possessed. Not seriously anyway.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:11 pm
Obscurus You could actually have a chemical imbalance. It wouldn't be that out of the ordinary. No one has ever said I was possessed. Not seriously anyway. Well, I think you're possessed. Seriously.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:16 pm
LoBo_23 Obscurus You could actually have a chemical imbalance. It wouldn't be that out of the ordinary. No one has ever said I was possessed. Not seriously anyway. Well, I think you're possessed. Seriously. It's probably a very stealthy spirit then.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:20 pm
Obscurus LoBo_23 Obscurus You could actually have a chemical imbalance. It wouldn't be that out of the ordinary. No one has ever said I was possessed. Not seriously anyway. Well, I think you're possessed. Seriously. It's probably a very stealthy spirit then. It's your spirit.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:27 pm
LoBo_23 Obscurus LoBo_23 Obscurus You could actually have a chemical imbalance. It wouldn't be that out of the ordinary. No one has ever said I was possessed. Not seriously anyway. Well, I think you're possessed. Seriously. It's probably a very stealthy spirit then. It's your spirit. Like I said; very stealthy. ninja
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:28 pm
Obscurus LoBo_23 Obscurus LoBo_23 Obscurus You could actually have a chemical imbalance. It wouldn't be that out of the ordinary. No one has ever said I was possessed. Not seriously anyway. Well, I think you're possessed. Seriously. It's probably a very stealthy spirit then. It's your spirit. Like I said; very stealthy. ninja No argument. Just... By technical definition your soul possesses your body. Ey?
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:30 pm
LoBo_23 Obscurus LoBo_23 Obscurus LoBo_23 Obscurus You could actually have a chemical imbalance. It wouldn't be that out of the ordinary. No one has ever said I was possessed. Not seriously anyway. Well, I think you're possessed. Seriously. It's probably a very stealthy spirit then. It's your spirit. Like I said; very stealthy. ninja No argument. Just... By technical definition your soul possesses your body. Ey? I like to think of it as having always possessed my body rather than taking possession of it. But basically I guess it does.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:32 pm
Obscurus LoBo_23 Obscurus LoBo_23 Obscurus It's probably a very stealthy spirit then. It's your spirit. Like I said; very stealthy. ninja No argument. Just... By technical definition your soul possesses your body. Ey? I like to think of it as having always possessed my body rather than taking possession of it. But basically I guess it does. Whelp, either way. Goodjob semi-professional-possessor-guy.
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