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 Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:44 pm
I love to quote stuff all the time. So much so, that many of the things I say are quotes or references to something. Therefore, I thought I'd create a thread just for all those funny little quotes you think others should hear. WARNING:
I will be a post Nazi, so don't use this as a place to chat. Post quotes and ONLY quotes. mad Quote on! 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:03 am
The Wizard, the Witch & Two Girls from Jersey "Oh my God!" Heather sniffed. "Don't you get it? We're dead!" She looked at Veronica through teary eyes. "And I've ben sent to hell--with you!"
. . . Veronica didn't feel dead. "We aren't dead," she said.
"Yes, we are!" Heather cried.
"No, we aren't."
Heather glared at her. "Prove it!"
REaching out, Veronica slapped Heather across her face.
"Ow!" Heather put her hand to her cheek and gasped in surprise.
Veronica stood up and brushed off her jeans. "See?" she said looking down at Heather. "If you were dead, you wouldn't have felt that."--Lisa Papademetriou
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:28 am
I can't think of any funny ones but here's one from the end of Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core.
"If you see Aerith, say "Hi." For me." -Zack Fair, Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core
"Hey, ....would you say..I became a hero?" -Zack Fair, Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:46 pm
Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." --Random avvie
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:50 pm
thank you boob lady...~ Homer Simpson ~ The Simpsons Movie
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:03 am
[the Hunter is speaking candidly about immortality]
Young Pastor: You speak blasphemy, sir.
Hunter: Yes, fluently.
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:24 am
"I often overhear good things when I talk to myself.." -William Maks
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:27 am
Callahan's Law:
Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased(and bad puns are always appreciated). mrgreen
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:10 pm
Tea`: Hey, did you guys hear about the new kid? They say he's the sexiest thing since sex.
Joey: Eh, sex isn't that sexy.
Tristan: Joey, what's sex?
Joey: Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
Tea`: No Joey! We mustn't let Tristan breed!
--Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:55 pm
"YOU IDIOTS!! YOU'VE LOST....I'VE WON!!! ...IT DON'T MATTER.....IN FACT IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS IT WON'T EVEN BE A MATTER!! - Alien in Edgar Suit - M.I.B
"Let's put it on!"
"What?"
"The last suite you'll ever where.....again....um..."" *walks away* -Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in M.I.B. II
*Gojyo takes a beer from the cooler, taking a couple of sips*
Gojyo: "God damnit, this ones hot...Goku get me another beer"
Goku: ".....GET YOUR OWN BEER JERK OFF!!"
Gojyo: "Okay you're gonna get me another beer or I'm gonna take this beer and shove it up your whiny little a** ya got that!?"
Goku: "You just try and see what happens to ya s**t head!"
Gojyo: "OH YA!?"
Goku: "You're just lookin' for an excuse to touch my a** aren't ya!?"
Gojyo: "You little f** don't project you're fantasy's on me!"
Goku: "All right pull over I'm taken' 'im out!!"
Sanzo: "You're little unrequited love a fair is getting on my nerves!! GET A ROOM!!"
Hakkai: "Nice move there, uh, Sanzo."
Sanzo: "I though so, thanks."
Hakkai: "Oh my, awful quiet back there guys, you makin' out?"
Gojyo: "Shut up, Hakkai."
Goku: "Ya, Shut up!" -The Sanzo Party - Saiyuki
The first anime series was better 'cause they got the name pronunciations right.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:22 pm
Yakko, Wakko & Dot sad singing) Hush little king, please don't cry. We're gonna sing you a lulaby. A big scary monster man is coming for you. He'll gobble you up like chunky beef stew.
King: eek gonk
YW&D: *kisses king* Good niiiight!
Yakko: We'll be right outside, protecting you from the evil viper who looms in the shadows to do horrible, unspeakable things to you while you innocently slumber!
YW&D: Sleep tiiight!
King: eek gonk crying
--Animaniacs
Game Show Host: Why are you acting like this? evil
Yakko sad whispers) We're not acting. We really are like this.
--Animaniacs
Yakko sad monotone) All is strange and vauge.
Dot sad monotone) Are we dead?
Yakko sad monotone) Or is this Ohio?
--Animaniacs
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:33 pm
This is a quote that my friend Alex said to my friend Faith when she came into the movie room in the apartments where my grandma lives.
*Faith walks in*
*Alex quickly points his finger at her* "BOOBS OR GTFO!!!"
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:52 pm
HB: eek ................
Mah quote fow today!!
Stargate SG1:
Carter: ..."The singularity is about to explode?"
Martin: Yes.
Carter: ...Everything about that statement is wrong...
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:37 pm
Charlie the unicorn:There's no thing as 'Candy Mountain'!
Pink one:Shun the non-beliver!Shun!
Blue one:Shuuuun!Shuuuun!
[Charlie the Unicorn]
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:40 am
Church: You think they are working with the Meta?
Grif , running past doorway being pursued by a hurled Warthog Military Jeep : OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD!
Agent Washington : ........No.
{Red VS Blue Reconstructed}
Cale: Richard, NO!......Ahahahaha......
Benn'Joone : He's crushing thousands of tiny lives, and your actually okay with this?
Cale : I can't help it!
*pats Richard on the shoulder*
DICKZILLA!
Richard: Rawr?
{Looking For Group}
Yahtzee : "Well, I played Twilight Princess and Super Mario Galaxy BEFORE Ocarina of Time and Mario 64 and I liked them both better, so suck on that you bunch of wankers.
And furthermore, I think Hitler was RIGHT!"
{Zero Punctuation video review of Retro Gaming}
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