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 Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:23 pm
That's right bitches! Me and fellow Insane Gaian Griffin3 have made a contest that can solve all of our subforum issues! The idea is simple, it's a guild for insane people, so who ever thinks up the absolute worst way to kill someone gets the honor of deciding the subject of our first ever subforum! The race has begun, so on your mark... get set... GO!!! *fires the starting gun at Morthos, severely wounding his arm* GET RACING BITCHES!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:04 pm
If what I have said offended you...
1. Put your victim in a room locking his balls in a vice. Hand him a knife, catch the room on fire and leave. As you leave lock the door without him knowing it. He will have to choose between cutting his balls off or burning alive. If he cuts them off he burns alive anyway.
2. Inject the victim with a hemotoxin from a snake, but do not inject it in an area with lots of blood flow. Hemotoxin breaks the tissues down which essentially is digesting it's victim while it's alive. Injecting the venom in an area of low blood flow will slow the damage down making it take longer and hurt more.
3. Inject the victim with curare. This stuff paralyzes patients in surgery so that they don't accidentally move around. While the victim is paralyzed leave them out in the open for vultures to feast on them while they're still alive.
4. Make a large wood chipper and put your victim through feet first slowly.
... then it was probably intentional.
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Rommel_Desert_Fox Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:25 pm
Hey Rommel, do me a favor and remind me to never piss you off.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:32 pm
Hmm......That sounds quiet painful. Let's see what I can do.
1. Lock the victim in chains and warm up the chains so the skin is burnt on the process. Take a hot knife and start cutting from the chest to the stomach, very slowly. After that, get some alcohol and pour it on the cut, therefore adding some more pain to what they already had. Then, pour some more alcohol on the cut and light them on fire. The pain will be worse with the open wound.
I might think of more, but I'm not in much of a torturous mood right now o.O
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:46 pm
I got some help from my step brother just now, so here's another one:
Drown them until an inch of death. Then, scorch the flesh of their body and pour alcohol and some salt on it. This will make it burn. After that, hang them from their feet over a pit of lava and stick leeches on them. It they're not dead by then, get an several irons and place them on their body.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:53 pm
Rommel_Desert_Fox If what I have said offended you...
1. Put your victim in a room locking his balls in a vice. Hand him a knife, catch the room on fire and leave. As you leave lock the door without him knowing it. He will have to choose between cutting his balls off or burning alive. If he cuts them off he burns alive anyway.
2. Inject the victim with a hemotoxin from a snake, but do not inject it in an area with lots of blood flow. Hemotoxin breaks the tissues down which essentially is digesting it's victim while it's alive. Injecting the venom in an area of low blood flow will slow the damage down making it take longer and hurt more.
3. Inject the victim with curare. This stuff paralyzes patients in surgery so that they don't accidentally move around. While the victim is paralyzed leave them out in the open for vultures to feast on them while they're still alive.
4. Make a large wood chipper and put your victim through feet first slowly.
... then it was probably intentional. *Uses heal wounds on account of the bullet wound* I CALL HAX, ROMMEL SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO COMPETE, IT'S JUST NOT ********' FAIR! ...dirty blue.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:54 pm
That's what I was going to say, but I didn't want anyone bitching about me being a Communist.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:55 pm
A Miraged Shadow I got some help from my step brother just now, so here's another one: Drown them until an inch of death. Then, scorch the flesh of their body and pour alcohol and some salt on it. This will make it burn. After that, hang them from their feet over a pit of lava and stick leeches on them. It they're not dead by then, get an several irons and place them on their body. If what I have said offended you...
If the drowning brought them that close to death they would be out cold and you would REALLY have to know what you're doing to get them awake again. Hanging them over lava would burn the leaches. All in all this is too much work. That's the benefit of my plans. They're gruesome, but simple.
... then it was probably intentional.
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Rommel_Desert_Fox Vice Captain
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Rommel_Desert_Fox Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:57 pm
Morthos Rommel_Desert_Fox If what I have said offended you...
1. Put your victim in a room locking his balls in a vice. Hand him a knife, catch the room on fire and leave. As you leave lock the door without him knowing it. He will have to choose between cutting his balls off or burning alive. If he cuts them off he burns alive anyway.
2. Inject the victim with a hemotoxin from a snake, but do not inject it in an area with lots of blood flow. Hemotoxin breaks the tissues down which essentially is digesting it's victim while it's alive. Injecting the venom in an area of low blood flow will slow the damage down making it take longer and hurt more.
3. Inject the victim with curare. This stuff paralyzes patients in surgery so that they don't accidentally move around. While the victim is paralyzed leave them out in the open for vultures to feast on them while they're still alive.
4. Make a large wood chipper and put your victim through feet first slowly.
... then it was probably intentional. *Uses heal wounds on account of the bullet wound* I CALL HAX, ROMMEL SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO COMPETE, IT'S JUST NOT ********' FAIR! ...dirty blue. If what I have said offended you...
=P Fine if it makes you feel better I will just criticize other entries and not compete. razz
... then it was probably intentional.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:03 pm
Rest in peace...Okay, here's my list...
1. Hand them an incredibly dull knife and force them watch a marathon of Nicholas Cage movies.
2. Use a cheese grater to slowly cut each limb off starting with the legs, then, slowly take sections off of their torso (cauterizing each wound along the way).
3. Have carnivourous ants slowly eat them alive. ...dirty blue.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:05 pm
Rommel_Desert_Fox Morthos Rommel_Desert_Fox If what I have said offended you...
1. Put your victim in a room locking his balls in a vice. Hand him a knife, catch the room on fire and leave. As you leave lock the door without him knowing it. He will have to choose between cutting his balls off or burning alive. If he cuts them off he burns alive anyway.
2. Inject the victim with a hemotoxin from a snake, but do not inject it in an area with lots of blood flow. Hemotoxin breaks the tissues down which essentially is digesting it's victim while it's alive. Injecting the venom in an area of low blood flow will slow the damage down making it take longer and hurt more.
3. Inject the victim with curare. This stuff paralyzes patients in surgery so that they don't accidentally move around. While the victim is paralyzed leave them out in the open for vultures to feast on them while they're still alive.
4. Make a large wood chipper and put your victim through feet first slowly.
... then it was probably intentional. *Uses heal wounds on account of the bullet wound* I CALL HAX, ROMMEL SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO COMPETE, IT'S JUST NOT ********' FAIR! ...dirty blue. If what I have said offended you...
=P Fine if it makes you feel better I will just criticize other entries and not compete. razz
... then it was probably intentional. That seems fair. ...dirty blue.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:06 pm
Morthos Rest in peace...Okay, here's my list...
1. Hand them an incredibly dull knife and force them watch a marathon of Nicholas Cage movies.
2. Use a cheese grater to slowly cut each limb off starting with the legs, then, slowly take sections off of their torso (cauterizing each wound along the way).
3. Have carnivourous ants slowly eat them alive. ...dirty blue. If what I have said offended you...
1. Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite actors.
2. The cheese grater will never make it through the bone.
3. Just skip steps 1&2 and go to step 3. biggrin
... then it was probably intentional.
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Rommel_Desert_Fox Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:31 pm
Stick him/her into a locked room with say about 10 canibles.
I know not much but hey
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:31 pm
Rommel_Desert_Fox Morthos Rest in peace...Okay, here's my list...
1. Hand them an incredibly dull knife and force them watch a marathon of Nicholas Cage movies.
2. Use a cheese grater to slowly cut each limb off starting with the legs, then, slowly take sections off of their torso (cauterizing each wound along the way).
3. Have carnivourous ants slowly eat them alive. ...dirty blue. If what I have said offended you...
1. Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite actors.
2. The cheese grater will never make it through the bone.
3. Just skip steps 1&2 and go to step 3. biggrin
... then it was probably intentional. That whole 'Nicholas Cage' thing was just an attempt to win this contest, because, I assume DERANGED HANK is judging it, so I (whom know him personally) tried to exploit his grandiose hatred for Nicholas Cage...but when I said it like that, it sounds kind of unfair...so...yeah, just the third one...
P.S.
I would strap the person's arms, legs, and head into place, so they have no chance of getting the ants off of them. ...dirty blue.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:10 pm
The ants thing is a good idea especially with restraints, but you might also want to consider getting those eye things that serial killers use when they want to keep their victims from blinking and a device that keeps their mouth wide open so the ants can destroy them from the inside as well!
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