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 Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:01 am
So I was trying to figure out how to use the guild bot, to see if you could IM with the entire guild, or something... I... did not expect the guild bot to be so.... this way. ._.
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Nomad Rath: [1:54] Uh... testing?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:57] Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
Nomad Rath: [1:54] what? D:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:57] You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.
Nomad Rath: [1:55] WHAT?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:58] If you can read this, you're too close.
Nomad Rath: [1:55] ._.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:58] You enjoy the company of other people.
Nomad Rath: [1:55] ...uh.. a little, yes...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:58] Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
Nomad Rath: [1:55] HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:58] The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel
Nomad Rath: [1:56] well, geeze...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:59] You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
Nomad Rath: [1:56] ... ....pervert.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:59] Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:28 pm
XD
Rath is the chosen one! The Gaia Guild Bot said so! *Bows down*
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:30 pm
-Goes to talk with GaiaGuildBot-
O MIGHTY RATH, PAGINATOR OF ALL! -Bows-
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:37 pm
Nomad Rath [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:58] Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees. Nomad Rath: [1:55] HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?! Interestingly enough, Rath is also an over-16 virgin who is beautiful, wealthy, and lives in a eucalyptus tree. Thus has spoken the Gaia Guild Bot. (Rath's response says it all.)
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:38 pm
How's the weather up there Rath?
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:25 pm
ばらのきのしたで おちゃーかい
Under the Rose Trees, tea time
O ___O
Uhm.
Wow.
Wonderland
ふしごのくに
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:34 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:48 pm
You get strange comments.
I get insight and remarks that are very true to my lifestyle.
GaiaGuildBot reads minds.
Well now it's giving me nonsense.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:06 pm
Recamen: [4:57] Rar!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:57] You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.
Recamen: [4:57] Maketh sense, says I.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:57] You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
Recamen: [4:57] OH SHEZ! =O YOU ARE KIRA!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:57] Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Recamen: [4:58] O-Okay, Mr. Yagami Light, sir! I-I'll bring those sandwhiches, so don't Death Note me, okay?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:58] You will be held hostage by a radical group.
Recamen: [4:58] Aw, hell. You've already got it planned out, don't you?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:58] Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Recamen: [4:58] Yes, I know that.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:58] Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
Recamen: [4:59] Yes, but I'll be dead. You said so.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:58] Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
Recamen: [4:59] Not me, Light. Not me.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:59] You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
Recamen: [4:59] Which you're trying to end, you Note-owning dastard!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:59] A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
Recamen: [5:00] So, now you're saying if you kill me Kira-style, I'll be given work?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:00] Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
not worth sending.
Recamen: [5:00] What?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:00] Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
Recamen: [5:01] Yes. Now that you've told me you've already got me in your Death Note. D=
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:01] Chicken Little was right.
Recamen: [5:01] Chicken Little...? L? Chicken Little is L?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:01] Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Recamen: [5:02] So I'm right, because you're just dodging the question.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:02] Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
Recamen: [5:02] You're just saying that because you know that I know that you are Kira.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:02] Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
Recamen: [5:03] I have to now, don't I?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:03] Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
Recamen: [5:03] And what's THAT supposed to mean?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:03] You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
Recamen: [5:03] Ah-ha! So THAT'S how you plan to kill me!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:03] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
Recamen: [5:04] ...So I survive the crash only to die from some Chimera-wannabe.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:04] You teach best what you most need to learn.
Recamen: [5:04] Whatever, Kira.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:04] You will live to see your grandchildren.
Recamen: [5:04] ...Dayam! How much sex did I have before today that I didn't even know about!?
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Tell your friends: The GaiaGuildBot is Yagami Light. D= Save yourselves! (Though apparently, I'm going to meet my grandchildren sometime soon.)
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:47 pm
XDDDDDDDDDDD jeez i wanna do this now
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:56 pm
I hate it. It's like either being mean to you or reading a fortune cookie. D:
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Jisen Meizuki: [2:44] *poke*
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:44] Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Jisen Meizuki: [2:45] I'm not in the hurricane area. D:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:44] You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.
Jisen Meizuki: [2:45] 0_0
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:44] You will pass away very quickly.
Jisen Meizuki: [2:45] I don't want to be a toad nor die.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:44] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.
Jisen Meizuki: [2:48] I hate you.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:48] You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."
Jisen Meizuki: [2:51] =P
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:50] Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Jisen Meizuki: [2:53] Can't you say anything nice? D:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:52] You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE
"SOMEONE ELSE."
Jisen Meizuki: [2:57] F*** you!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:57] You will be surrounded by luxury.
Jisen Meizuki: [2:57] Well...... That's a nice way to say it.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:57] Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Jisen Meizuki: [2:58] D:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:57] You're at the end of the road again.
Jisen Meizuki: [2:58] F*** YOU AGAIN!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:57] You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE
"SOMEONE ELSE."
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:01 pm
... Oh my, Izzy ...
XD This was odd...
Phith Leico: [6:03] Hallo thingy!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
Phith Leico: [6:03] ...whut?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
Phith Leico: [6:03] HOLEEE ********] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
Phith Leico: [6:03] o.e Yeah, no
thanks...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:03] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
Phith Leico: [6:04] O_O I'm not spending more moniez on Gaia till I get more moniez...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:04] Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
Phith Leico: [6:04] o_O Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:04] Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
Phith Leico: [6:04] Again, Holee Frick
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:04] Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
Phith Leico: [6:04] I really don't care.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:04] You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.
Phith Leico: [6:05] ...no sh!t
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:05] Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
Phith Leico: [6:05] Yeeeah...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:05] Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
Phith Leico: [6:05] ...is that supposed to be a message? It's practically gibberish...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:05] You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
Phith Leico: [6:05] S'hyeah right...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:05] You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
Phith Leico: [6:06] I don't think so...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:06] You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
Phith Leico: [6:06] ...do WHAT? o_O
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:06] People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
Phith Leico: [6:06] I DO! And how do yo
u know if people are 'noticing' me? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:06] Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Phith Leico: [6:06] I'm not hungry...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:06] Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
Phith Leico: [6:07] o.e I value ALL qualities...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:07] You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
Phith Leico: [6:07] Again....NO
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:07] Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
Phith Leico: [6:07] Well, I'm not over 16, so NYEAH! >P
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:07] Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Phith Leico: [6:07] I'll just cross a deep river....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:07] Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Phith Leico: [6:07] I have a favorite neurosis?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:07] You will be married within a year.
Phith Leico: [6:08] I'M ONLY 16!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
Phith Leico: [6:08] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
Phith Leico: [6:08] Is that a compliment, or a dirty joke?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] Your domestic life may be harmonious.
Phith Leico: [6:08] ...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
Phith Leico: [6:08] ... not really
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] There was a phone call for you.
Phith Leico: [6:08] WHY ARE YOU TAPPING MY PHONES?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] Give him an evasive answer.
Phith Leico: [6:08] Who?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:08] If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Phith Leico: [6:09] That's physically impossible...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:09] You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
Phith Leico: [6:09] I'm not sick anymore.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:09] A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
Phith Leico: [6:09] Yay?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:09] You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
Phith Leico: [6:09] Then why do I not have a girlfriend?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:09] You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
Phith Leico: [6:09] WHEN?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:09] You will gain money by a fattening action.
Phith Leico: [6:09] Eating?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
Phith Leico: [6:10] STFU N00B!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] Your supervisor is thinking about you.
Phith Leico: [6:10] I HAVE no supervisor...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
Phith Leico: [6:10] ...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
Phith Leico: [6:10] What's that supposed to mean?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
Phith Leico: [6:10] ._>
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] You will soon forget this.
Phith Leico: [6:10] Let's hope so...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:10] You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
Phith Leico: [6:10] My mom doesn't dress me, and you can go f**k yourself...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be
misinterpreted by somebody.
Phith Leico: [6:11] ...aren't they always?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
Phith Leico: [6:11] When/Who? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
Phith Leico: [6:11] orly?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
Phith Leico: [6:11] I'm not by myself...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
Phith Leico: [6:11] ._.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:11] You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
Phith Leico: [6:12] Yay?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:12] You will have a long and boring life.
Phith Leico: [6:12] Better than Rhysman....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:12] You teach best what you most need to learn.
Phith Leico: [6:12] I teach nothing, so is that good?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:12] You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
Phith Leico: [6:12] EMO THING!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:12] You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
Phith Leico: [6:12] Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean that I'm good at it...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:12] Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Phith Leico: [6:12] I HAVE no boss...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:12] Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
Phith Leico: [6:12] I'm getting there...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:13] This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
Phith Leico: [6:13] But the month is half over!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:13] You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
Phith Leico: [6:13] F**KING AWESOME!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:13] You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.
Phith Leico: [6:13] ...oh shoot.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:13] Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Phith Leico: [6:13] M'kay.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:13] You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
Phith Leico: [6:13] ._. a*****e...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:13] You will wish you hadn't.
Phith Leico: [6:13] Called you that?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.
Phith Leico: [6:14] ...why?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] Blow it out your ear.
Phith Leico: [6:14] o.e jerk...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
Phith Leico: [6:14] ******** YEAH!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
Phith Leico: [6:14] Duh...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.
Phith Leico: [6:14] ...is that Geometry logic?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
Phith Leico: [6:14] ._.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] Accent on helpful side of your nature. Drain the moat.
Phith Leico: [6:14] ._.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Phith Leico: [6:14] Not cool
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:14] Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
Phith Leico: [6:15] OBJECTION!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:15] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
Phith Leico: [6:15] ORLY?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:15] You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
Phith Leico: [6:15] How does taht count the,?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:15] Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
Phith Leico: [6:15] Douche
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:15] Exercise caution in your daily affairs.
Phith Leico: [6:15] Why?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:15] Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Phith Leico: [6:15] I NEVER WILL
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:15] You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
Phith Leico: [6:15] Meh
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:15] You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.
Phith Leico: [6:15] WTH?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:15] Beware the one behind you.
Phith Leico: [6:15] There IS nobody behind me.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:15] You are number 6! Who is number one?
Phith Leico: [6:16] ... I'm not gonna go answer that.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:16] You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
Phith Leico: [6:16] ._.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:16] Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
Phith Leico: [6:16] Nuh-uh. You're dumb.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:16] You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
Phith Leico: [6:16] Exactly...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:16] You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
Phith Leico: [6:16] ...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:16] You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
Phith Leico: [6:16] Then...REI, AWAY!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:16] Your present plans will be successful.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:01 pm
See? SEE!? The Gaia Guild Bot is Yagami Light! He's gone mad with power by writing me in his Death Note, and he's going to do the same to Isadora if we don't stop him! eek LIGHT MUST GO DOWN. D=<
*Stockpiles some light tomes and goes to defeat the foul Guild Bot*
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:02 pm
singin Fighter: [3:00] *pokeish*
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:59] Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
singin Fighter: [3:00] HEY dont jinx it!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:00] Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
singin Fighter: [3:00] Awesome ima get PoR
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:00] You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
singin Fighter: [3:00] WHAT job?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:00] Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?
singin Fighter: [3:01] How'd you know i have to do the dishes?? and no biology major
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:00] You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
singin Fighter: [3:01] Wha??
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:00] You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
singin Fighter: [3:01] Pardon/
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:01] Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
singin Fighter: [3:01] Aweomsish you is awesome
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:01] Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
singin Fighter: [3:01] JINXING!
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