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 Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:02 pm
YO YO YO YO
POP A 40 AND CHECK YOUR ROLLIE, IT'S CRYME TYME!
Cryme Tyme's music echoed through the stadium as Shad and JTG came out and bobbed around to their music. Dancing around they made their way down the ramp. They walked up the steel steps while still bouncing. Once in the ring they absorbed the pop from the crowd. Then Shad summoned for a mic which the ring announcer gave him.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo!"
The crowd popped. Shad smiled as he paused for a second before continuing.
"A while back we took care of Noble. Dat boy was trippin. Wit Noble out of our way aint nuttin standin in our way."
He looked around and showed a toothey grin.
"Dats right, we are out here demandin tag title shot!"
He looks of at JTG with the same toothy grin gleaming at the him.
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:12 pm
JTG nods his head up and down, reaching his hand to his back pocket and pulling out a mic. Letting out a loud.
"YEAAAAAAAAH! We took dat white boy outta here! But Cryme Tyme wants a new challenge yall! We want some more gold, if ya know what I mean!"
JTG threw his hand in the air and gave Shad a high five.
"So we are callin' Edge and Christian! We demand a title shot or we will do to you, what we did to little Jamie Noble."
JTG held his hand up like a gun, pointing it to the ramp and cocking it back like he pulled the trigger.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:25 pm
"You think you know me.." The familiar tune hits the air...but its suddenly changed.
"BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!"
It suddenly fades to Cryme Tyme's theme. Edge and Christian come out "dancing" to the theme while dressing Gangsta. Edge wears pants thats rolled up on one leg while wearing shades and a doo rag. Around his neck are fake gold chains you'd find in the gumball type machines.
"Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo.....Yoooooooooo!"
The crowd starts to laugh.
"Allow me to introduce ourselves. We...are PRYME TYME! Because we can't get anymore Gangsta than this! I'm..a** Gaspard! And this is my Homie, JTC..Just Too Christian! And we're here to give you two mofo's..da word up!" mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:30 pm
Christian was wearing a huge clock necklace along with some grillz. He had a jacket that looked similar to JTG's, just spray painted JTC on the back and had paints with one leg rolled up.
He looked over at Edge and smiled, showing the grillz.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:35 pm
"Now, you two are just in luck my brothas, Because right here right now, we're holding the first ever...Pryme Tyme Auction! BAM! Show em the stuff JTC!" mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:38 pm
JTC walked over to the curtain and pulled a box from behind it, he walked up to Edge and looked in it and pointed to the first item he wanted to sell.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:46 pm
"Thats right homie! What we got here is the very first item off the market. The very first pair of BOOTS worn by Shad Gaspard on the night of his WWE Debut! Lets start the bidding shall we?! 5 Dollars...do I hear 4 Dollars? 3 Dollars?! Man..y'all can get a one night stand with Kelly Kelly around that price.."
Fans are getting their dollars out.
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:58 pm
"Yo, I can get a one night stand and no one told me? Dat's messed, dawg."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:02 pm
"Sorry man..but you'll get another chance!"
He sees another buyer in the crowd.
"Sold for...1 Dolla!"
*he gives the fan the boots for a dollar.*
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:10 pm
Christian rumaged into the box looking for something else.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:38 am
Edge looked through it and got what looked to be a Baseball Cap. "Ah, a Cap worn my my homie in there, Shad Gaspard! You can have this right here right now, the bidding starts at.....2 dollars!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:15 am
"Silly white boys! We can have an auction of our own!"
JTG reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a piece of paper, he started to wave it around.
"First item for bid! Edge's hospital bill from when he had to go der afta gettin' all those STD's from Lita!"
JTG shakes his head up and down showing off his grill. He then looks down at the piece of paper.
"Dawgs, imma start the bid at 5 dollars! Cause I'm pretty sure dats how much Edge paid for Lita."
JTG laughs and puts the paper back in his pocket.
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:17 am
Unlike his friend JTG, Shad didn't care about silly antics. All he wants was the tag titles and he was infuriated at the mockery Edge and Christian were preforming.
"You are so dead white boy!"
He hops out of the ring and bulls rushes right at Edge attempting a huge clothsline.
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:41 am
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:44 am
While Shad clotheslined Edge, Christian took off his giant clock and attempted to nail Shad in the back of the head with it.
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