Alihi and Ilyana among others
-coughs- xDDD
I got Sain pregnant! Somehow... -shot-
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XDD
You forced Merlinus to give up his Mpreg potion. XD
Like how they have potions in Harvest Moon that makes animals pregnant. D:
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Me: "Merlinus... you know that potion you got the other day?"
Merlinus: "... Yeah..."
Me: "... Can I have it? Like, now?"
Merlinus: "... Why?"
Me: "No reason... <<;;; Certainly not to make Sain pregnant or anything."
Merlinus: "..."
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You: "I hope you're not saving that potion for you and Marcus." D:
Merlinus: D8
"FINE! TAKE IT!
... how did she know...?"
You: "ALIHI KNOWS ALL!"
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Alihi: Hey Rath!
Rath: ...
Alihi: I know your secret~!
Rath: ...
Alihi: You have the hots for Wil!
Rath: ...
Wil: -pops out of nowhere-
HOW'D YOU KNOW? D8
Alihi: ALIHI KNOWS ALL!
Wil: Really?How?That'ssocool'causeRathandIkeepitasecretbutnowyouknowandRath'sasleep.D:
Rath: ...
Alihi: D:
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Legault: "Isn't it a bit creepy how Alihi knows everything?"
Matthew: "... Yeah."
Legault: "Let's do some investigation!"
Matthew: "Yeah!"
Alihi: "-appears out of nowhere- NOT SO FAST!"
Matthew: "Waaaaaaaah! o_o"
Legault: "Wha... how?!"
Alihi: "ALIHI KNOWS ALL! 8D"
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Vaida: Hey, wagon-man! Get out here!
Merlinus: Wh-what?
Vaida: You got the goods?
Merlinus: Y-yes, but... I heard that Alihi's be---
Alihi: -runs past-
ALIHI KNOWS AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Vaida: ...
Merlinus: ...
Vaida: So... you got the goods?
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Legault and Heath: -doing stuff-
Alihi: -hiding, taking pictures and snickering- ALIHI KNOWS ALL- Oooh... I didn't know you could do THAT. : D -takes notes for fanfictions-
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Serra: -is crouching next to Alihi-
I-I never knew Heath can bend in THAT position...
Alihi: Oh ho! You know nothing, then. Watch and learn, little grasshopper.
Heath: Un! Ah... Le... Legault... P-please... N-n...
Serra: ...
Alihi: ...
Legault: That's right. Just hold on to my shoulders and breathe... that's a good boy.
Serra: O___O;;
Alihi: ...
-abruptly stands up-
OBJECTION!!!
Heath: A-alihi!
Legault: My, my... what brings you here?
Heath: Legault!
Alihi: I OBJECT TO YOU TEACHING HEATH BALLET!
Serra: Ha ha... I was right to follow the "Master of Gossip".
Alihi: ALIHI KNOWS ALL! >:3
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Matthew: -overhearing everything from some super secret location- ... Where did she learn to object like that?
Alihi: By playing Phoenix Wright. :3
Matthew: How did you- wait. I already know the answer.
Matthew and Alihi: ALIHI KNOWS ALL!
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If you piece it all together, it sounds like a fic. XD
*At a battle conference*
Alihi: Then... we move Eliwood over here to lure all the bandits and afterwards...
Eliwood: Why do I have to be the bait? D:
Alihi: 'cause you're a pansy lord.
Eliwood: D:
Alihi: ANYWAY. After the bandits gather around Eliwood, we... wing it. And that concludes my master battle plan.
Moving onto other news, I'd like to congratulate Nils and Sain on their baby, Heath on his mastery of Ballet, and Guy get out from under the table this instant and no, I will not change your rooming partner just because Matthew molests you when you sleep.
Guy: How'd yo---
Matthew: Alihi knows all, idiot.
Guy: Right. .____.
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xD I know.
Matthew: Besides, I know you like it. A lot.
Guy: N-no I don't!
... How'd you know?
Matthew: Matthew knows-
Alihi: -whacks Matthew with a book- I TOLD YOU, YOU DOLT. D<
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THE END. If you're wondering what in the name of Ashera this is, read this: MEME
OH YEAH. ANYONE KNOW WHO HIYAMI-CHAN ON DEVIANTART IS ON GAIA?
