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Before I begin I want to clarify one thing. My dreams don't always involve people from musicals. Now, to the dream!

So, the Phantom apparently didn't die, because it was "just a flesh wound." And he decided that he was going to direct a play so people would respect him more. So, he decides to hold the auditions. So timeskip to a few days later, and he needs one more person. A woman comes up, and he asks, "So, what can you do?" And the woman turns on some music from a radio, and starts strip dancing around the Phantom.
Of course, ge decides to have her as the final cast member. So he walks up to the rest of his cast (which look like my friends from school...) and says, "Alright, let's do this." And someone asks, "So, what's it about?" And the Phantom replies, "Oh, it's a romance movie about two spce warriors who need to protect the planet from invading monkey androids, but they meet their untimely death in a bad saloon fight in the old west. And it will be played on a hill. Aso, it's a silent play." And another one asks him, "Sooooo, what's it called." His reply: "I haven't thought of a name yet"
So, like any clueless person, he asks what they think the name should be. One person suggests it be called 'The Hill of Silence'. the Phantom says that's not good, and he asks for another name. Somebody says, "How about Silent Hill?" Everyone likes the suggestion.
Timeskip to a few weeks later, and Signor Phantom is not having a good time. His cast keep asking when they say what line, or what tone of voice they should use, even thought it's a completely silent play. So he tells his cast to all stand still and be quiet. So he goes into one of those moments where the background gets all dark and the spotlight is shining on him and starts having an emo moment. "Oh, my cast are all imbiciles!" he shouts, and one man goes, "You know, I can hear you from over here..." The Phantom says "Shut up! I'm having a moment!"
Suddenly, a voice starts saying, "Phantom....Phantom...." The Phantom ignores it wholeheartedly. Finally, the voice yells, "ROBERT!!" At which the Phantom aknowledges it as his mother. She tells him that to find the answers to your problems, you sometimes have to look left. He looks right, and his 'mother' says, "NO Robert. Your LEFT!" He does, and sees a role of duct tape. An idea hits him.
The final part of the dream involves the Phantom placing tape over the mouth of the strip dancer while the rest of the cast stand around with taped up mouths

Because you fail... nah, just kidding!!!! Well, if you watch a musical, think of a musical, and stay up late while doing this, you get messed up dreams..

You poor thing.

You suffer from Acute Musical Consternation, aka AMC. This terrible disorder can be transmitted through watching any visual performance either excessive musical exposure (doctors have dubbed this contagent as 'opera' or 'high school play') or experiencing and/or participating in a performance of utter silence (now known as 'Silent Movies' or 'No, I will not watch that crap'). But the most serious transmitter of this terrible disorder is the viewing and enjoyment of a deadly parasite known of the species 'High School Musical'; many victims are overloaded with denial towards this virus, actually deluding themselves into enjoying it. Thus, they do not realize they are slowly reaching the point of incureability. The death is horrifying, full of shame and self-disgust as the victim finally realizes the error in their sanity.

Be grateful that you only suffer the scond stage of this disease. Please visit your local doctor and arrange to be cured of this disease.

Have a nice day.