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 Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:20 pm
Kanda's Cafe You leave The Room out of boredom and wander down one of the many halls in the Black Order. Curiously you stop in front of a room you’ve swore wasn’t there before, and against your better judgment you open it. You gape openly when the room is revealed, a large room painted a pearly luster black. Half the room seems to be dedicated for Raves, with lights a DJ podium and everything needed. The other end seemed to be a hybrid of a restaurant and a bar.
“Eh? Welcome to my Café, take a seat and look at the Menu.” Kanda’s sudden appearance makes you jump and your smile nervously when he smirks, as he slides the Menu across the counter.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:20 pm
 -chop chop- Today's Special:Marine Marian Sushi
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:22 pm
 The Menu
Krory Meat Pie
If you’re in the mood to really sink your teeth into something, try one of out delicious Crowly Meat Pies.
Daisya Barry Pie
A delicious fruit filled pie, Daisya Barry Pie.
Herbal Bean Sprout Tea
Is your throat parched from all that yelling and raving? The perfect remedy to sooth and relax your mind and body would be our milky white Herbal Bean Sprout Tea.
Johnny Cakes
If you’re going for something casual and different from all that energetic chaos, try our Johnny Cakes; nothing special here.
Noisy Marys
So I heard you liked to rave? Dancing under the influence of heavy alcohol is now the social norm (********). While the Bloody Mary is traditionally served in the morning, our Noisy Mary’s are a hell lot stronger and are excellent rave starters for the night.
Rabi_d Vodka drink
Want to get hammered? Try our eye popping brain overloading Rabi_d Vodka mix. WARNING: We are not responsible for possible vision impairment while under the effects of this beverage.
Roast Dero
Though quite expensive, would you like some Roast Dero? Will you use Debit or Mastercard?
Rhode Candy
Imported directly from Rhode Island are our teeth rotting cavity inducing Road candies.
Each purchase comes with a Free Lero toy, batteries not included.
WARNING: We are not responsible for the possibility of a coma-like sleep filled with horrible brain wrenching heart stabbing Dreams.
Lulubell
Who needs Taco Bell? We got Lulubell’s.
Shifu Sushi
In the mood for seafood? Check out our Shifu Sushi.
Marine Marian Sushi
Expensive? Definitely. Worth it? No comment.
Small elegantly wrapped sushi pieces Crossed with exotic spices is our Marine Marian Sushi.
NOTE: Due to collecting debts we require you to PAY before you purchase this dish. Either way, if you don’t pay I WILL ******** GET YOU!
Fou or Four Fou Dumplings
Each with its own unique shape, yet same delicious tongue-twisting stuffing, is our Fou or Four Fou Dumplings.
Skin Bolic
If you’re really into cannibalism we got some skin in the back - x –
And the dish that started it all, Rabbit Soup; spiced with Mooyashi or course.
Tyki Truffles
Small poker chip like Truffles that come in a plate of seven. Bite sized and round... It just makes you want to stab the little thing until it's (The rest of the description has been censored. We apologize but we can make it up to you by giving out one free card deck with every purchase~!)
Soba
What?
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:23 pm
 The Staff
The Manager and Chef and Bouncer: Kanda Yuu
The Bar tender: Eskimo of Doom
The Waitress/waiters: Chaoe, Lavi and the Hammer
The Bouncers: KingdomRise
The DJ: Daisya Barry pie
More to Come along with Application.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:28 pm
 Meet the Staff
Kanda Yuu:Tch, My name is Kanda Yuu, I’m the manager and Chef of this place. If I don’t like you STFU and GTFO. Call me Yuu and or any other degrading nickname and I will add you to the Menu. That’s it.
Admin: -inaudible-!
-glares at Admin- You might be wondering what caused me to make this –gestures around-. It’s simple really. I was sick of the stupid excuses of exorcists reviving every time I attempted to kill them. And why waste the bodies? That’s it.
Admin: -inaudible comment-
What? NO I am not making a disclaimer.
Admin: -inaudible-?
I don’t care if anyone got hurt in the making of the menu.
Admin: -w-;;
That’s the Point.Eskimo/Chloe LockheartHello All! ^.^ *twirls glowsticks in joy*
I'm the bar tender here!!! X3 My name is Eskimo, I'm the normal person, although occasionally you'll see my mule running around in my steed, that be Chloe, she's my RPC and she fills in for me sometimes.
I'm still surprised that Kanda hired me to do this..although I hardly get paid..oxo;;;; Still, thanks for the job...makes sure I won't run off like always. XD I'm a HUGE raver here, so if I'm not working on making drinks, you'll see me rave off in the corner somewhere. XD
I"m really nice to people, so don't hesistate to talk to me..perverts beware...I can use my innocence daggers to stab your eye out.. mad and Kanda will add you to the menu. ^.^
Hope you enjoy the cafe, and remember, always tip! ^.~Chaoe KurokawaHello *bows*, it's nice to meet you all, my name is Chaoe Kurokawa but you can call me Chaoe if you want. wink
As you can see i'm the waitress for the cafe, and don't worry to ask if you need anything, my job is to help you if you need anything.
Me, Eski, and Chloe are good friends so if i'm not serving anything you would probubly see me talking to one of them, or bothering our boss Kanda, i'm not scared of his adittude, accually i'm quit used to it.
The rest you'll just have to find out by yourself, i'm not to keen with telling more then this to a customer.
Also just like Eski, and Chloe I won't go easy on perverts, belive me you don't wanna get me mad......
Well either way it was very nice to meet you all, have a good day and please come again. 3nodding heart
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:30 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:31 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:42 pm
Tch, -leans on the counter-
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:44 pm
*walks in, slightly scared and looks at kanda with a nervous expression*
Shall I get dressed for my job boss?? -w-;;
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:44 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
I love your menu!
But...why am I the special today?
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:45 pm
Chloe Lockheart *walks in, slightly scared and looks at kanda with a nervous expression* Shall I get dressed for my job boss?? -w-;;
Go ahead.
Since now. The Room is too Chaotic for me.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:46 pm
DaisyaBarry_DGM rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl I love your menu! But...why am I the special today?
You should know why.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:47 pm
*comes running back and goes to her position behind the bar counter, and waits for people to order*
oAo;;;; Soo.....already we have some customers. ^.^;;;
*fiddles with her tray nervously*
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:48 pm
The Soba Boy DaisyaBarry_DGM rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl I love your menu! But...why am I the special today?
You should know why.O_O *pokes Mugen* I thought you weren't mad anymore..
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