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Sai groaned loudly as he sat up on the ground, thousands of holes surrounding the area around him as dirt and grime was splattered across his clothes and area. A slight sigh left his lips as he gathered his strength and stood up, the sound of a high pitch whistle rung in the air all around him before stopping completely. Grinning Sai grabbed the strap of his black gourd and swung it onto his back as he made his way into the village for a nice hot bath and breakfast.

'Wonder where the hell is everyone? I haven't seen Sorain or Aizen in a hell of a long time... And all of the newest genin recruits have already been gathered up for their first time missions with their Jounin leaders. Why the hell is my squad the only squad without an actual Jounin? s**t, my squad is hardly even a squad. Just a two celled team. Tch, oh well. Time for a shower anyways!' Sai thought to himself as he finally made his way to the front of the rather luxourious bath house. Grinning he waved to the rather bulky gaurd at the front gate and walked inside only to feel someone grab him by the scruff of the neck and swing him back out and into the street. "This isn't a public bath house kid. You want in, your either invited or a member. Have you been invited?" The gaurd said annoyed as he stared down at Sai, who merely shrugged and looked back innocently, "No..." The gourd growled slightly at his answer before jabbing a rather large finger at the door behind him, "Well do you have a membership to this bath house?" The gaurd said even more annoyed as he continued to glare at Sai who only looked back at him with an innocently blank eyes, "No..." Sai repeated as the guard folded his arms again and leaned casually against the wall fo the bath house seeming rathe calmer, "Then go away you freaky pink haired b*****d. Your not welcomed here. Unless you have $100,000 Ryo? Well do you have $100,000 ryo?" The guard asked now patronizing Sai who was no longer prettending to be a innocent little dumb a**. With a heavy sigh he picked himself up and dusted off his cloths before staring at the man darkly, "Look you over sized gorrilla. Talk down to me one more time and I'll kick your head in!" He threatened as he pulled out on of his marbles and waved it infront of the gaurd like he was a little puppy, "See the mabrle, see the marble? Come on dumb nut, see the marble, see it? Go get it ******** dushe bag!" He said as he threw the marble into the bath house and walked away, leaving the guard to fume by himself.

Grinning widely as he left the preminse of the bath house and entered a dark alley, Sai let out a loud laugh, "100,000 ryo my a**. I got myself the one marble discount you dumb ********." He said as his body dissappeared and reappeared hidden within the bath house, far away from the guard.

Sai grinned widely as he held a white towel around his hip and jogged quickly towards the a nearby bath, is eyes dodging left and right in case of anybody coming. 'Heh, I feel like I'm seven and just stole a cookie from the cookie... YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Who me? Yes you. Couldn't be! Then who?! HE stole the cookie from the cookie jar...' Sai begun to sing in his head as he dashed to the bath and dropped his towel before dipping into the hot warm, "HOT! HOT, HOT, HOT!!" He growled through gritted teeth so know one would hear him as he sunk deeper into the water and relaxed to the heat as he let out a happy sigh. "Hmm.. I wonder if anything interesting going to happen today? Ah, doubt it." He said the boredom he feeling showing well in his voice as he dipped his head into the bath water before beginning to wash himself.

Vykin walked through town, noticing some commotion happening to her left. Over a street over, Vykin could see through an alley, that Sai was attempting to get into a rather nice bathhouse that was in town. It was mainly used by foreign diplomats and people like that, but Sai was retarded enough to try and get in by himself. Probably trying to suck some old diplomat's c**k for their favor or something, the gay-a** shinobi that he was. Honestly, who else has that pink of hair. She was going to have to be creative and come up with some sort of nickname for him sometime. But speaking of creative skills, Sai's insulting abilities were fairly low, considering that the best he could come up with was an oversized gorilla for his opening taunt. ******** douche-bag was better, however it was common place so it's effect is generally lost. It was better used against the innocent children, that might have no idea what you are saying. By confusing them, you have the advantage, and can use their confusion to fuel more taunts. In this situation, she probably would've used the fact that it was a bathhouse as part of her insults, considering that typically males inhabited the bathhouses, hoping for the rare vision of a naked female in their midst, so a gay joke would be in order. But whatever. Vykin was going to have to take him to a bar one night and let the insults come over him like a faucet. That would help him out a little bit.

But she had other plans, just as it seemed Sai did. She knew what he was going to do once the marble was thrown inside of the bathhouse, and a plan came into mind that would ******** over Sai so hard, he'd think that ten hobos ridden with AIDS were penetrating his virgin a**. And that thought made the kunoichi smile. She first grabbed a blanket off of a hobo that was conveniently down the alley that she was walking down, draping it over her left arm like a towel, covering her device. Today she was using the hooked blade as her device of choice, so the "towel" fit perfectly. She then walked towards the bathhouse, she composed herself into the most innocent horny woman in the world. As she walked up to the man, she said in a sweet voice, "Excuse me... how much is it to get into this bathhouse?"

The guard, obviously seeing her good looks and knowing the nature of the bathhouse, gave a wide grin as he said, "For you miss, a mere 500 ryo would suffice."

Vykin reached for her side, as if looking for a coin purse as she said, "Oh... I seem to have forgotten my money... I'm sorry, is there... any other way that I could repay you?"

The guard caught on, and smiled as he said, "Well, for a lovely lady like you, I would love to take you for a personal tour of the establishment... it'll only take twenty minutes of your time."

As they walked into the bathhouse, the guard's hand moved to hers. She promptly moved it to her a**. The guard smirked as they continued walking as Vykin mentally shrugged. Her a** had been used for less gratifying purposes that this. It was them that she looked around the room and instantly spotted Sai. Honestly, who else has pink hair? The guard was currently too infatuated with her to notice, so she pointed to him and said with a smirk, "If there was one gay person in the room, I think he would be it."

The guard looked up momentarily, and immediately realized that that was indeed the same boy that he had just thrown out. Before the guard began his hunt, Vykin made sure to lock eyes with Sai before he left, giving a wide smirk. As the guard charged after Sai with a lot of yelling, she retreated back towards the front of the bathhouse and ran back into the alley, tossing the blanket at the hobo she stole it from along with a small wad of ryo. She made her way into a crowd and began heading back towards the mission office when she noticed a rather beautiful girl walking down the street in the same direction as she. Her outfit was of earthy tones and Vykin didn't notice a headband... so she just assumed she was from Earth Country, cause in that outfit, she sure as hell didn't come from around here. She didn't really look like a shinobi, but there was something that seemed odd about her. Maybe it was the beginnings of scars that she noticed on her back. Nah... it was something deeper than that. Then she noticed the three unconscious men in the street. Ah, that would do it. She looked up towards the girl as she passed the men, looking pretty retarded. Never one to let an opportunity like this be passed up, she delivered a kick to one of them, a backhand to another, and crotch stomped the third. Satisfied with the pain she delivered, she made her way over to the girl. Vykin wasn't really a social person... but someone who could kick a** interested her. So she stopped by and said, "Nice job back there. I can only assume that you're either a) a shinobi or b) a crazy b***h with skills like that."

Tsukiyamoru raised her eyes as she saw someone walk up to her, she recognized her immediately. She had been there when Hatari had eaten Daelin the last time she was in Mist that wasn't from when she lived there briefly. She nodded once in thanks, swallowing the bit of jerky she had been chewing on. Crazy b***h? Haven't heard that before. It made her chuckle a little. "Thanks. Yes, I'm a shinobi." She pulled her headband from her waist, hidden by part of her skirt, the symbol glinting a little before she let it go and fall back into it's place. She wasn't sure how much she should share with her, granted, she was being a bit more cautious coming back here. She did notice a pink haired man walk past, but she said nothing, her eyes blanking out a bit before she just shook her head a little, returning her gaze to the woman in front of her.

Sai let out another sigh as he walked past Vykin and Tsukiyamoru unknowingly. "God, I think I might just go insane..." He said rather loudly startling a few people not to far away, who he quickly apologized and gave short bows to before walking on down the path. Unconciously he toyied with the strings of his pouch as the gourd on his back began to give off a low buzz, it was painful for him to be this bored and he was getting to the point where he might just be willing to do anything. Growling as he gave into his irritably, anxious feelings he quickly untied his pouch and pulled out three of his marbles before tossing them high into the air. All three staying suspended in the air above him before wizzing around his head quickly and shooting out into the sky. Within a moment his body had dissapeared from where he stood and he appeared with the marbles, his image consantly flickering and breaking as he teleported amongst the marbles as they zoomed high above the sky.

A grin slowly spread across Sai's lips as his pinkish purple hair blew out of his eyes with the strong billows of wind surging past him. It felt great to be that high in the air, and even more so to let lose the pent up anxioty building in him as he let out a loud, childish roar.

Sai grin quickly spread to a full out smile as he let out whips, whoots, and any other loud noise he could muster as he soared high above the mist. Wanting even more excitement and joy he quickly yanked open the pouch that held at his side and poured the remaining 60 marbles out. Immediately they all shot out in all directions, except for a small cluster that zoomed down to the soles of Sai's feet, carrying his weight high up in the sky. "Heh... Oh this is going to be fun." He said gleefully as he began to skate through the sky quickly in the direction of the missions office of the mist, eventually just leaning full out foreward as he let the marbles at the bottom of his feet blast him foreward through the air. A loud laugh blasted from his his mouth only to be beaten away by the surging wind around him as his eyes locked onto Vykin and some girl walking in the same direction that he was now flying towards. Smiling as wide as he could he dropped dramatically out of the sky in a nose foreward dive before pulling out quickly and soaring back foreward but now with his body just barely skimming over the ground. The sound of screams and whelps from people and animals could be heard as a blast of wind touched ground a few moments after he began flying away. Sai's hand quickly snatched a rather thick and round wooden lid as he continued to zoom towards Vykin at an alarming speed, his body preparing to hit her with the lid with a vicious intent. 'Nah, too extreme... And not funny enough... Ok just to violent and extreme.' Sai thought to himself as he let go of the lid, the sound of a rather bitchy lady screaming in surprise and anger as it smashed into a beautiful wedding cake. The smashed cake spraying all over her and her expensive clothes. Shrugging Sai looked back and gave a slight laugh before speeding up more. He couldn't help it, he had to do something. He knew she purposely ruined his bath and this was his way of getting back at her.

Sai's speed instantly slowed down just enough for him to be visible to people as he blasted past Vykin and the girl, his hands quickly giving a Vykin a sweep over her body. Laughing at the last moment Sai spun slightly so his back was facing the ground and he was looking directly at the two of them. Both of his hands rose up, his right hand showing the middle finger as he flicked off Vykin and his left hand holding a nice wad of cash that she had stolen from the gaurd earlier plus more. Immediately afterwards Sai's speed bursted at full as his complete image just faded away there as he jetted back high into the sky, his hand pocketing the newly gained cash.