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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:27 am
I found this game, by far, the most fun and at the same time, the most disappointing. It's the "I wish" game. Here's how you play.
RULES: 1. First person posts a wish. EX: I wish I could fly. 2. The next person will quote this wish, and grant it, only to put forth a consequence. EX: Granted. You can fly, but then some hunter mistakes you for dinner and shoots you down like the fool you are. 3. You then add your wish to the end of this. EX: Granted. You can fly, but then some hunter mistakes you for dinner and shoots you down like the fool you are. Now I wish my tongue was blue. 4. This continues for as long as it lasts, one person granting the last wish.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:34 am
I wish I got a sourdough baegel this morning instead of some crappy fruit one
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:16 pm
PukeFacedFreak I wish I got a sourdough baegel this morning instead of some crappy fruit one Granted. But it's full of maggots! I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:24 pm
Kokou Granted. But it's full of maggots! I wish I could breathe underwater. Granted, but you get caught in a big fishing net and get chopped up into some sushi. Mmm... Kokou sushi smile
I wish my fingernails weren't so weak
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:27 pm
PukeFacedFreak Granted, but you get caught in a big fishing net and get chopped up into some sushi. Mmm... Kokou sushi smile
I wish my fingernails weren't so weak Granted. But you are constantly jamming them into various objects bending your fingers backwards.
I wish my feet would stop hurting.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:30 pm
Kokou I wish my feet would stop hurting. Granted. People find out your feet find pain tolerable so they continue to bombard you daily with foot stomps and bricks to your feet till they are rendered useless, causing you to get implanted scuba feet.
I wish I had money to go shopping
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:43 pm
PukeFacedFreak I wish I had money to go shopping Granted. But after your shopping spree you find out that everything you bought is a cheap imatation the turned your body green and you can't return any of it!
I wish...I wish I knew what to wish for!
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:50 pm
Kokou Granted. But after your shopping spree you find out that everything you bought is a cheap imatation the turned your body green and you can't return any of it!
I wish...I wish I knew what to wish for! Granted. You wish for a lifetime supply of hamsters. And they mate... and they become 2 lifetimes, 4 lifetimes, 16 lifetimes... well by then the world is pretty much too heavy and crashes into the sun killing us all.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:17 pm
I wish I lived with my luffie!
((Luffie= Boyfriend/Lover.))
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:23 pm
Kari_Kitsune_Tenshi I wish I lived with my luffie! ((Luffie= Boyfriend/Lover.)) Granted. You finally get to move in with him, and the neighborhood dog chews him up real bad, forcing him to a hospital bed for a few good years. (told you it could be devistating)
I wish I could go to Tokyo
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:20 pm
PukeFacedFreak Granted. You finally get to move in with him, and the neighborhood dog chews him up real bad, forcing him to a hospital bed for a few good years. (told you it could be devistating)
I wish I could go to Tokyo Wish granted...but when you get to Tokyo...you're there for a couple of days...but on the third day...an earthquake starts and it kills thousands of people...including yourself... I wish heart Hiei-sama heart (from YYH) was real!
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:15 am
Haruhiryu I wish heart Hiei-sama heart (from YYH) was real! Wish granted... But he sees that you like cats better than monkies and kills your whole family :/ I wish I had more banana/choc pocky T.T
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:40 am
Jennicachan I wish I had more banana/choc pocky T.T Granted. In fact, you now own all the pocky in the world. Unfortunately, you become greedy and won't let anyone have any unless they give you thousands of dollars. Pretty soon, in all your pocky glory, the world turns against you into a huge tidal wave of an angry mob. And you are destroyed. Pocky for all.
I wish it didn't hurt so much to take fake nails off.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:54 am
PukeFacedFreak I wish it didn't hurt so much to take fake nails off. Granted. But now that your fingers are incapable of feeling the pain of removing fake nails, you've failed to realize that your finger tips have all come off with the fake nail. o.O
I wish that microwave burritos didn't give me the runs.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:57 am
PukeFacedFreak I wish it didn't hurt so much to take fake nails off. Granted, but the anesthetic works too well and you can never more feel anything from the neck down. I wish I ruled the world.
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