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"I had no idea Namiah had a television studio," a white and red child anthro said as he and his non-anthro brother walked into a large building.

"It didn't, I built one." Said Frey, earning a look of disbelief from Bjorn. "Yeah, I used this office building that was just lying around." Bjorn shook his head.

"You're a dead man, you know." His brother just smiled.

"Not if I blame it on our human!" Inside the modified building was a stage like a game show, with a pedestal to one side, a judges panel to the other, another stage in the middle.

"Freyja, what are you doing on the pedestal...?" Bjorn inquired, looking at his be-scarféd sister who was grinning down at them from her perch. He was almost afraid of her answer.

"I'm the prize, dear Bjorn!" She chirped happily. Yup, he knew he wasn't going to like the answer.

"Dare I ask for what are you the prize?"

"For the game show!" Came another voice, it was Louise setting up one of the cameras.

"Game... show?" Frey smiled widely and hopped on stage, shouting,

"Welcome to... Date! MY! SISTER!"

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The lights and cameras were all set up, and all that was left now was the action.

"ACTION!" Frey shouted from behind the judges panel, sitting on the far left with Louise to the right and Bjorn at the center.

"Frey, you remembered to tell people, right?"

"Yeah, I put up flyers and everything!"

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Somewhere in Namiah, there is a very angry chipmunk with a piece of paper taped to it's back. The paper reads-

"ATTENTION SINGLE MALES OF NAMIAH!
Are you sexy?
Are you straight? (Or bi?)
Are you not a complete idiot?
Do you want a sexy and smart mate?
Well come on down to the brand new game show,
Date My Sister!
You'll be competing for a date with, and perhaps even the hand of, the lovely Freyja! (Photo attached.)
Located at the huge building at whenever enough people show up o'clock."

Hmm, it seems there's a bit of fine print.

"Females, homosexuals, and couples welcome to be the audience.
Uggos need not apply."

Gee, a really sensitive person seems to have written this. There is indeed a photo attached of a female Namir, but it seems to be full of bite marks...

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Elsewhere in Namiah, one human was killing another for destroying the Office Building.

Frey waved at the lone audience member. "Do you know any males?" He shouted. "If things go a little slow, we might need some help pulling in contestants."

"Frey, you probably shouldn't address the audience like that, it breaks the fourth wall..."

"Hey, she's got a discerning eye, she can take my place-"

"Sit." Frey commanded, pulling Bjorn back to is seat. It was quite clear the child anthro didn't want to be there. With that, he looked back at the lone audience member. "Thanks for the offer anyway!"

Candi bounced through the door happily, Feivel and Dorian on both of her sides, looking around curiously. "Okay...you guys wait here...and I'll...uh, go ask these nice namrah over here where we should sit!" ^^

Dorian looked around at all the seats, wondering why they couldn't just sit there. "Aunt Candi...there's seats..."

"Shush...I'll only be a minute..." she replied, grinning slyly and walking over towards the blue male, who seemed to be in charge.

Feivel fidgeted nervously beside Dorian, wondering what could possibly be going on...the stage and the row of seats was making him nervous...he looked over to the pedestal where Freyja was sitting. He looked at her curiously, wondering what she was doing up there.

"Hello there," Candi said quietly to Frey once she had approached him. "I have some nice contestants for you...where do they need to go?"

Angel followed through the door shortly after, whistling and looking around. He saw the stage, the seats, and happily wandered over to sit down, having no idea what was going on. He sat down next to Verdandi and smiled warmly. "Hello there."

Dusyanta sighed heavily for the fifth time. "Where are we going and why do I let you drag me into these sorts of things?" He had just been sitting quietly not twenty minutes ago, when Nyx had popped up, blathering on about something or other . . . he didn't quite catch it at the time. And now . . . He sighed again.

Nyx, used to the sighing by now, ignored it. "Shut up, it'll be fun," she replied, approaching a large building. "Ah, here we are," she stated, shoving Dusyanta through the doors. "Just . . . go over there." She pointed at Bjorn. "He probably knows what's going on . . . "

Louise sat, watching everyone and tapping her paw against her seat. Her tail flicked, and she sighed. She thought Frey was joking about the whole 'date my sister' thing. She stared apathetically at everyone in the audience.

Kjerne smiled as she walked in, her arm latched to Chip as she dragged him in. "Come on, nobody knows you yet! This will be a great opportunity!" she said. She actually had a different reason to want to be there, but she doubted anyone would be able to tell.

Chip pulled away from the pulling as he tried to get away. "Come on, don't make me!" he whined as he was pulled in. He was afraid of what might happen and he stared at everyone with wide eyes.

"Yeah," Angel replied to Verdandi. "Do you know what kinda show this is going to be?" He then turned his head as he heard music coming in his direction and smiled as he saw a familiar face. "Hey!" he said cheerfully as Tarnuyayin sat down.