yes I know i spelled lama wrong but two l's is just ******** stupid.
SO ANYWAY.... i found a whole bunch of special p***s lama's. You get to keep them and feed them and name them. Mine is Luscious and he is multicolored so you get to pic your own now.
Here we have our typical purple p***s lama, It's a great creature for someone who loves purple. And smells freakishly of lilacs.
This hefty male does not taste like blueberries, please DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LICK HIM. Trust me.....
A female blue, don't worry about the p***s. She's a girl.
For all you emo kids out there.
It's the king. Simple as that. It's skills include selling mattresses and appearing in cheesy commercials.
Yay a pyro! Or you can think of it like hes running really, really fast.
the normalist p***s lama out there. 
Need someone to talk to? Of coarse your a computer nerd, well today is your day because we have a special p***s lama that talks an talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks.....I like to annoy you.
I stalk you and I know you watch it! Yes this p***s lama comes with the spongey giggle we all murdered the tv with a baseball bat to get rid of ^_^. 
I'm almost ashamed to feature this p***s lama. And no it may look like a pop star but it's actually a man eating monster.
We all fell in love with our mutant buddies who stalk the street beating up guys in ninja suits. Also comes with the "beat up grammy lama" feature. 
This p***s lama is made to be beaten and force fed laxatives. 
Need some extra money and that summer job just isn't working out? Set your slut lama to the streets and bask in the rewards of dirty money.
Did your grandma fall down the stairs and die before you could enjoy those wonderful warm cookies? Well now you can get that grandparent love with grammy lama, She tucks you into bed every night and brings you a warm glass of milk. Watch out though she likes to use special home made ingredients! (thank you sick minded people for laughing at this)
I know I've dreamed of having magical adventures with a mermaid. Well she may not have giant seashell covered breasts, or be human in the first place but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy her! Also please don't try and keep this lama underwater for long periods of time, many a mer-lama have drowned due to this horrible rumor.
Yes you finally get your own wizard p***s lama. All though it can't cast spells, this lama looks mighty foxy in it's wizard decor.
Finally in stock the Charley Chapman p***s lama. Have fun playing old music and throwing poster board with words written on them at this p***s lama. wink 
Funk it up with your disco p***s lama! This p***s lama requires a complete dance floor, strode light, disco ball, synthesizer, and at least 5 hoes to function correctly. And a special mystery lama goes to whoevers birthday I notice it is!
