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Reply The Great Milenko : Halls Of Illusions (Role Playing)
pass the axe(ryhme only)

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juggalo caveman

PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:46 am


in thiz one u gotza rhyme

*i grab tha axe. i plan 2 go chickin huntin.*
*headz iz flyin but i keep swingin till therez nuthin*
*that aint all. i start huntin richie bitchez*
*when there dead. i go in and take there richez*
*got ta admit todays hunt waz tha best*
*i throw tha axe in the air. and take a rest*
PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:27 am


i snatch tht axe right out the air
ninjain around so madly its like no ones there
i start the choppin and dicin all to hell
hopin when i get back id have done my job well
i soon need rest with my axe what to do?
i throw it up and it fallsm to someone new

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:50 pm


I grab the axe, pick it up off the ground
I don't make a sound, seeing if anyone around
Heart beat pounds as I make my way down
The street, I pick up the pace, my sta-sis
Grin big as I chop you into meat bits
Pick 'em up and string 'em, make 'em into necklace
Eat the rest and piss in the eye hole
The fuzz saw me, I need to drop, hide like a mole
I run from the cops nearby, axe drops to another soul
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:24 am


i grabbed the axe and compleatly went awol
killed 3 kids and they mom at the town mall
saw 2 guards decapitated both of em
killed a weed dealer cuz i know he got somethin
cuz im broke like that and im a fool like that
broke in a car, kill the driver and committed a carjack
with a pound and a car i drove to the party
to see my homies, im talking bout family
look at the axe like "i dont need this no mo''
so i handed it to the nearest f***ing juggalo

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:02 am


Took the axe and swung it hard as I could
Landed in the neck of some chicken from the backwood
Sliced his nugget clean off, then I threw it up
Swung the axe again, homerun, still not enough
I went straight for a piggy and sliced off some bacon
This motherf*ckers life Im straight up takin
Lit up a blunt and tossed the axe
To another juggalo, I sit back and relax


(iight, hit me up and let me know what you think! MCL)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:31 pm


stole the axe from the hand of a fellow
spat in his face yellin"you aint no juggalo"
the mob was full of bithes,
mother f*ckers & snitches
hitin & puffin the joint in my lips
swinging an axe although we all have one on our hips
drinking faygo & eatin pizza
come up to me ill f*cking kill ya
leave me alone till i get some a$$
my hand is holdin the axe ready to pass

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:22 pm


ninja flip in
ready to gut
especially the girl there
shes always a slut
got my axe in hand
gotta get some necks wet
b***h your gonna regret the day we met
lookin for a ninja
some fam on my side
take this s**t so we can ride
PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:04 pm


I took the axe
What ******** am I supposed to do with this?
It's all boody and it been thur a bitches neck
Grabbing on the axe neck blood runing down my hand
So I took the mutha like *laughs like Doink the Clown*
I ran to the the tv station I saw this news anchorman eating pizza
and I thought theirs nothing like the feeling of committing the act.
Cut his head off, then I carvered his head into a bloody Jack' O Lantern
I threw the axe into the sky and let it blood rain down on my painted face
That I passed it to the hand of "insert name of the next guld member".

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TwiztidMommaLette

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:34 pm


I take the ax and just look around,
I'm the quiet one i don't make a sound.
With a giggle on the wind,
I'm an angel I never once sined.
My wings aren't black,
Ignore the staples on my back.
My face is painted,
Yet my heart is tainted.
I pass the ax to my baby juggalette,
and watch her swing it right to left.
She'll cut a b***h's head off,
She the badest little baby you've ever heard of.
But now she's done,
And we pass it on.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:59 am


So I guess I'm next,
To receive this gift.
So I happily take the hatchet,
And attach it into someones back,
Laugh and smile all the while,
This poor mother ******** cryin' and dyin'.
But I guess that it's never enough,
To just see one b***h die,
So I walk streets with this bloody hatchet held high.
And as I continue the slaughter and crush my victims dome,
I lay the hatchet on the grass,
For another 'lo or 'lette to pick it up and start slaughterin a**.

Vlad Malphas


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:47 am


I was waken home from Getty Gas,
when to my surprise i saw the axe in the grass.
i chugged my faygo and jumped into my my homies Winnebago.
we drove threw homes and as i swung the axe out the window.
we made it down town to a night club when i was surrounded by nymphos,
i danced and swung my axe killing everyone in sight.
till this b*tch ran toward me looking for a fight.
i swung the axe and split that b***h in half,
the sight just made me laugh.
i left the axe in the dj's head
headed home and went to bed!
WOOP WOOP
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:30 am


i took the axe perhaps i should have a relapse i seen a pretty pretty neck and i couldn't relax i cut through it throw knifes with precisions it nothing like the feelin of commitn the in incision flip it over a radio programmer pound his head in to bloody pizza with a hammer threw it in to the sky and and let it stick in my back and passed out in monoxides front porch like that

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:03 am


Guess it's my turn, take the axe as I go
Chop the nearest b***h, from their necks the blood flows
Laughin as I'm walkin, everybody stops and stares
Face painted; Hatchetman, does it look like I care?
Sippin on that Faygo as I pick my next one
Funny watchin all these little chickenheads run
I'm a proud Lette, Milenko told me what to do;
Throw my axe up as I shout out WHOOP WHOOP!

(haha let me know what you think MMFWCL <3)
PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:20 pm


There came a man down the street, his feet a' knockin'.
Down by the bar, right past these bitches I was clockin'.
From out Of the air come this shiny Axe.
I looked at him and said, "you owe me Repo Tax".
I picked up the Axe and started slicing his head.
Gave a Chop, chop, chop, and a slice, surely he's dead.
I cut out his heart and sold it Illegally.
All these Bigots know to stay away from me.
Cause once your caught, you can't get away so easily.
But enough of that, "Who's next, here Homie"

Lord Ryu I-Eclipse-I


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:41 pm


i geuss its my turn with a glim in my eye
i get my hatchet n tie up this guy
i look at him n say now its your time to die
i lifted up my hatchet and stick it in his head
and now i see the blood running down his forhead
im done with this one now its time for bed
i lay the hatchet down n say now that sucka is dead
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The Great Milenko : Halls Of Illusions (Role Playing)

 
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