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 Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:21 am
I was going to put this on Forensics, Serial killers, and more, but decided it wouldn't fit the forum and it's general ness. So here it is on the Chatterbox. Anyways, let's get to the point, shall we?
Judging from some of the things I've read, some of you people are completely insane! Some of you even have the makings of a killer. So let's get to it!
Here the situation: Your in a barn with one other person, who is unrelated and unknown to you. It's nightfall. You have with you a knife, a paper towel, and a bandage or two.
So let's hear from your crazy minds! Tell me what you'd do!
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:00 pm
If Female; Make love to them and clean up mess with paper towel.
If Male; Give them the knife and prove my hand-to-hand prowess by beating him to death with a paper towel.
If Female and ugly; Laugh.
When done, sell bandages on eBay.
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:45 pm
lol... hahahaha no surprises I think I know what I would do... rofl
Male... Tie him up shirtless to a post... stuff his mouth with the papertowels... and then carve my name into his chest............. lol .... unforgettable!!!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:52 pm
Hmm with those items., I would probably stuff his mouth with the paper towels. Then wrap the bandages around his crotch and then slice off the tip, take out the paper towel and force feed it to him.
Or if female, tie her up, wrap the bandage around her crotch and cut off the bud(if your smart, you will know what I mean. xD), then the nips and feed it to her.
Also, I would cut off their arms and legs and feed it to them, till they have nothing left on them. heart
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:29 pm
... wow there are some imaginative people in here.... eek
...If it was a female... I would tie her up with the bandages... let her bite on the knife handle... then get out my tattoo gun and tattoo my name on her a** ....lol... heheh then I would pat it clean with the paper towels!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:35 pm
Lol! Yea...I kind of can be a little sick.
I don't know if I could ever kill a human, but...yea I don't know myself.
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:22 pm
Alchemist_Shuro Lol! Yea...I kind of can be a little sick. I don't know if I could ever kill a human, but...yea I don't know myself.
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:32 pm
Ok I got one ... There was not mention of a rope but apparently there is one. I would seduce them to get them close and then smack them in the head with something. Place the bandage over their mouth and tied their hands above their head hanging them inches off the floor. The I would take out my knife and cut a few holes on the main arteries of the body - not too many don't want them to bleed to death too quick. The use the paper towel to spread the blood all around the barn and outside on the doors leaving just a small crack in the door so the fresh smell could be obvious. I would then climb up to the hay loft and pull up the ladder and watch and wait until the animals came to feast upon the "now awakening" person.
There we go .... twisted
Of course I would never ever do that ... but in case ... now I have a plan ...lol..
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:50 am
Nice Blood. And surprise I am not disgust by that.
And yes, I know. But I feel that way sometimes. And Blood, way to act like the Wicker Man, you sacrificing fiend!
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:58 am
What would Macguyver do?
Combine the Bandages, Paper Towel and Knife to make a flamethrower.
amirite?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:07 am
One Eye X What would Macguyver do?
Combine the Bandages, Paper Towel and Knife to make a flamethrower.
amirite?
but with cloth and metal and wood.... ???? I wouldve of made a catapult!!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:42 am
If you people could see the look on my face right now..... holy crap, you guys are psychotic! Especially you guys, Blood and Shuro. Fire, have fun with that. And One Eye, that made my day! I love you guys!
Lesse, I have the barn and everything! So if I was given the opportunity to use all those things....... I'd lure them into a false sense of security by lying and acting natural. Then, I'd make sweet, sweet love to them to further lure them. Then, right before it gets to the 'good part' (you should know what I mean), I'd take the knife and start carving random anythings in their bodies. (And if it's a dude.... bye-bye manhood!) After getting basically getting sick off of drinking their blood, I'd clean it up with the paper towel, and cover up the worst couple of wounds with the bandages.
The scary part is, I premeditated all of this and then wrote it down.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:32 am
All I can say is that I am not the only sick puppy on this planet anymore. I indeed study too many serial killers but that too is my "upcoming profession - with much work and hope" ....SO I know now that in my future should I come up with a murder case such as these - I know who to look for !!
LOL .....
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:11 pm
Do I look like someone who would kill someone? *gives puppy eyes*
I ARE SAM!! SAM I AM!!!! xD
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:31 pm
How many strait jackets does this guild need?????????? lol
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