Hello, fellow guild members.
I must insist that you follow these rules, passed down by me.

1. Thou shalt not be a jackoff.
2. Thou shalt not scam.
3. Thou shalt not disobey the Gaia ToS.
4. Thou shalt not obey any Crew Members before me.
5. Thou shalt count to three, and then thou shalt pull the pin on the Holy Hand Grenade. Three is the number thou shall count; no more, no less.
6. Thou shalt not ask to be crew.
7. Thou shalt not beg.
8. Thou shalt post every three days, unless thou has a reason. If this is the case, thou shalt post in the thread made for this specific purpose.
9. There is no pocky.
11. Thou shalt read this as rule #9.9
11.5- Thou shalt not post in this thread.
12. Thou shalt not read any farther than this rule. The rest mean nothing!
13. The previous rule is to be read as rule #10.
14. The previous rule, this rule, and all rules to follow, are probably asinine. You can skip those.
15. All thy base are belong to us.

16: This one's actually important: Thou Shalt not Page-Stretch.