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 Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:38 am
Well...almost. My husband and I went to a strip club last night that was featuring a famous porn star, Jesse Jane. Normally I'm not a strip club fan, but I wanted to go to see her. Let's put it this way, if I was a lesbian, I'd do her in a heartbeat.
Anyway, so she was on stage doing her thing, and she started giving out wrapped up photos of herself. I was standing at the front of the stage during this time trying to get one. Then she put it in her mouth and the DJ guy said "Someone go up there and get it from her mouth!" Maybe it was the sex on the beach I drank, or just the fact that I like free stuff, but...I went up there and grabbed the other side of it in my mouth. The only thing between my mouth and hers was a 6 in poster! I got to touch her back too, but only because I felt like I was gonna fall off stage so I held onto her a sec. I got her to sign it afterwards too. I wanna frame it, but I'm wondering where the hell I'm gonna put a porn star pic in my new house without people going WTF when they see it.
I know, I'm sad. But that was my excitement for the night, lol. Oh, and the funniest part was when the waitress (who had been serving us all night) said that she was shocked I did that. She said I was the quietest, sweetest girl all night and after that, she saw me in a whole new light. xd
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:44 am
Im jealous XD hehe I want to kiss her XD (not really ) but thats really hot!
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:50 am
I think the hubby enjoyed it too. xd
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:50 am
Bet you two had fun when you came home ^_^;;;;
I hadnt seen my BF in a week and he came home last night, XD lots of fun was tobe had XD
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:52 am
You could say that... wink
Haha, I bet.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:59 am
I want to "play" with a porn star.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:28 pm
maybe im the only one who's jealous?
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:21 pm
This is her btw:
Tried to find the least skanky photo on google so that I won't get in trouble on Gaia. whee (And I don't condone going to her site unless you're 18...gotta throw that warning in also to cover my a**, heh)
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:12 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:26 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:41 am
Well I would, but I don't think my husband would approve. He may approve of us doing other things but probably not the marriage part. xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:09 pm
Quite contradictory, isn't he? xd
And yes, that WAS the least skankiest picture from the front page of Google. rofl
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