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 Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:46 am
A thread for posting insane recipes.
Be creative!
Blueberry waffles
2 and 1/2 cups liquid toilet bowl cleaner
2 cups cement powder
3/4 cup blue marbles
1/2 teaspoon skin flakes ( Preferably scraped from the crusty foot of a 90 year old lady, but dandruff works too ).
1/2 teaspoon mashed chapstick ( coconut scented is good for this recipe )
1 tablespoon blood
preheat waffle making cleats on hot black top * will need to be a hot summer day in order to cook these* . Blend toilet cleaner, cement powder, rat poison, chapstick, and blood in a bowl until smooth. Gradually "fold" in the marbles.
Pour about one cup of batter onto side walk and step onto it with waffle cleats. Batter will spread out, so this will be difficult. Cook 10 minutes or so, or until foot feels like it's going to shrivel away from intense heat.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:43 pm
Pot Roast
Ingredients:
3 cups weed
1 1/12 cups Windex
1 Leg of Ping
3 tbsp of Comet
Mix Windex, Weed, and Comet then marinate Leg of Ping in mixture for 10 hrs. Then cook for 15 hrs at 100 degrees. Then ENJOY biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:18 pm
MMMM, pot roast sounds absolutely delectable!
A Very good smoothie
1/2 cup teeth
1/2 cup eyelashes
1/2 cup bees
1 cup saliva
1 cup pond water
2 cups glass shards
Blend ingredients in a blender, OR mash really violently in a bucket with a plunger, until they are all smooth and "singing".
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:22 am
Why do these sound familiar....
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:22 pm
fruit cake
1/2 a cup of acid
1/2 a cup of a base
1 rotten egg
5 cups of poisonous fruits
bake at 1200 degrees Celsius
eat the cake any time and taste best when it's on fire
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:32 pm
Very frooty salad
INGREDIENTS
* 1 sponge, sliced
* 1/2 cup orange paint
* 1 tablespoon stagnant water
* 2 tablespoons eraser bits ( the flakes that occur when you erase something )
* 1 tablespoon rain water
* 1/4 teaspoon engine oil
* 1/4 cup saliva
* 1/8 teaspoon of tears
* 1/8 teaspoon rust
* 1 cup warts
* 1 cup cubed soap
* 1 cup halved fresh toes
* 1 cup cubed brain
* 1 cup blue marbles
* 1 cup sliced eyeballs
DIRECTIONS
1. In a blender or food processor, combine sponge, orange paint, stagnant water, eraser bits, rain water, engine oil, saliva, tears and rust, and puree until smooth. Cover tightly and refrigerate until ready to use.
2. Combine warts, cubed soap, toes, brain, marbles and eyeballs in a large bowl. Pour dressing over fruit and toss to coat.
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