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 Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:53 am
QUEEN ALWAYSTHERE NEEDS YOU!!!
It has been discovered that the evil Lawn Gnomes and Muffins have been plotting the conquest of the Kingdom of Insanity! They feel that we have become weak since the disappearance of the former Warrior Leader. Queen Alwaysthere (may she live forever) has given me the task to create the Army of Insanity and to safeguard our Kingdom from all enemies.
To join, you must take the Oath; paste it into your post, filling in your name where indicated.
Also please indicate which branch of the Army of Insanity you wish to join:
Imperial Stormtroopers
Pyromaniac Warriors
Martial Arts Warriors
Ninja Warriors
Kamikaze Warriors
Assassins
Please choose 2 of the above; the first will be your primary assignment, and the second will be for cross-training. Each batallion will have it's own thread.
The oath will be in the next post. Unless somebody else posts first, of course...
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:15 pm
Here is the oath you will take to become a member of the Army. (With apologies to Terry Pratchett.)
Raise your right hand.
That's the one you eat with.
Repeat after me:
I, [insert name], do solemnly swear by [recruit's deity of choice] to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me [aforesaid deity]. Gods Save the Queen!
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:30 pm
I, SylviaTheRanger , do solemnly swear by God to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me God. God Save the Queen!
Can I be an assasin since you have no rangers listed? ninja
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:59 am
I am raising my right hand, the one that I like eating....
I, Ping-Rose, do solemnly swear by Saccharine to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me Saccharine. Gods Save the Queen!
I would like to be a martial arts warrior, please.
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:58 pm
*raise the stub of a right hand*
I, gravy227, formerly known as gravion227, do solemnly swear by Jitters god of coffee to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me Jitters god of coffee. Gods Save the Queen!
my primary is martial arts warrior, to be more specific muay thai warrior.
second would be kamikaze warrior, in honor of kazerunner the previous knight of insanity may jitters rest his soul...
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:26 pm
I, Nevyn_Marie, do solemnly swear by myself, goddess of pink, Jitters, and Saccharine and her sisters; to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me [aforesaid deities]. Gods Save the Queen!
And I want to be a ninja(I'm a Narutard until the day I die!) and an Imperial Stormtrooper. (Also like Star Wars, I geek am I.)
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:29 pm
I, Nyte2u, do solemnly swear by Odin, to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me Odin. Gods Save the Queen!
I will accept the position of assassin. *bows*
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:10 am
I, jimsoreo, do solemnly swear by the grim reaper to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me the grim reaper. Gods Save the Queen!
I really want to be an assasin but like the hitman kinda assasin with big snipa rifles.
and my second would probably be ninja warrior!
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:49 pm
Nevyn_Marie I, Nevyn_Marie, do solemnly swear by myself, goddess of pink, Jitters, and Saccharine and her sisters; to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me [aforesaid deities]. Gods Save the Queen!
And I want to be a ninja(I'm a Narutard until the day I die!) and an Imperial Stormtrooper. (Also like Star Wars, I geek am I.)
I am quite disillusioned. *pouts*
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:24 pm
I, [insert name], do solemnly swear by Dark Crusher; Slayer of Waffles, to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me Dark Crusher; Slayer of Waffles. Gods Save the Queen!
I will assume an assignment to the Assassins.
Secondly i chose Pyromaniac Warrior as i already have a flaming sword.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:42 am
For secondary, I pick assassin.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:07 am
ZurgWolf, does solemnly swear by V'lasterk'hangi (Zurg god of clean underwear) to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me Ash'khimmilofer (Zurg god of war and family reunions). Gods Save the Queen!
ZurgWolf will be Imperial Stormtrooper!!!
ZurgWolf will also be Kamikaze Warrior!!!
ZurgWolf need to eat now....any volunteers?
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:38 am
I, Mel10790 , do solemnly swear by CAKEDOM to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the Kingdom of Insanity, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of Her Majesty Queen Alwaysthere without fear, favor, or thought of personal safety; to obey the orders of the officers over me, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me CAKEDOM. Gods Save the Queen! my primary is martial arts warrior second would be monkey  cake assasin if possible
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:11 pm
Ditto to what I have said before. I choose the secondary position of pyromaniac warrior. I discovered that I have fire tendencies and wish to put them to good use.
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:31 am
are there any jobs for a passive aggressive person?
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