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 Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:07 am
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
-Yogi Berra
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:20 pm
"Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart! I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name."
The butterfly, quoting Shakespeare.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:08 pm
"It's no fun for anyone if only one gets to have any."
- ping-rose
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:23 pm
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues!
~The lorax
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:59 pm
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's
warm for the rest of his life."
-- (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:49 pm
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not too sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:03 am
"It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall."
-quote from a high school essay
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:53 am
"I can think of a few good uses for this banana"
~said by my friend, with a lisp, yesterday.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:47 am
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the U.S., umh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us."
-Lauren Caitlins, Miss South Carolina, when asked "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:44 pm
"Murder is born of love, and love attains greater intensity in murder."
~Octave Mirbeau
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:27 pm
"If there's one thing a fat chick can do, it's roll!"
~Nevyn_Marie
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:37 am
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings" ~unknown sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:33 pm
"It is always useful to have an enemy who is prepared to die for his country, this means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind."
-Terry Pratchett, Jingo
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:18 am
"Anti gravity bra!"
~~Me, at lunch in school one day during a conversation about hentai....
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