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Plot lines from the past:

Ares kidnaps Gabrielle in another attempt to ensnare Xena's attentions. While he's distracted, Athena starts an amazon war against his unsuspecting army. The war ensues, and eventually, the amazons come on top. But at a cost. Ares summons Callisto back to earth, and just as crazy as ever. Callisto and Ares plot together to steal the golden apples from Odin, and after battling the Valkyries, and thwarting Odin's riddles, they succeed. Once Callisto is unleashed onto the world as a Goddess, she kidnaps Eve. Who is actually her daughter, as well as Xena's. With the help from a loveable pooch, and the information provided by Meg and Joxer, Xena and Gabrielle embark to rescue Eve, while Meg and Joxer continue they're traveling antics while being stalked by they're drunken enemy, Moronicus. Once they retrieve Eve, they make their way to Amphipolis, while Ares uses Aphrodite to take the chakram of light for himself. Athena was enraged, but they made up with a trip to the local zoo. Once bonded, they decide to work together to take over Valhalla, and overturn Odin entirely. Ares thinks it would never work without Xena, and so Ares, Athena, and Artemis, all make their rounds trying to convince her. She proves to be stubbornly transfixed, and impatient Athena urges them to leave without her. With the chakram of light on their side, they easily take out Odin and rule Valhalla happily, while Xena enjoys her stay with her family. The end.



Xena and Gabrielle are on a boat chasing a pirate ship that has Xena's chakram stuck in a mast. But little did they realize that the reason Xena lost control was because of Hope's evil schemes, who was also in cahoots with Ares. Meanwhile Joxer is found as a stowaway, just before the ship is attacked by mermaids, thus stranding everyone on a cursed island. The ironic curse makes any trespasser lose control over whatever part of themselves they try and suppress the most. Joxer becomes a minstrel, Gabrielle gives way to her strangest cravings for food, and Xena returns to her evil self. Evil Xena abandons Gabrielle on the island, and Joxer and Gabby are forced to find their own way home. They use a song to try and summon Ares to ease Xena's temper by giving her his chakram. Athena appears instead, and takes the two to mount olympus to explain the extent of the curse. The curse is only lifted when the person completely embraces their hidden self. Meaning Xena must accept her evil ways again before she can return to normal. Athena asks Gabrielle to step up to the task, because she knows her best. She accepts, and they're on their way. Xena takes over the pirate ship they were once following, and is now cavorting about with them as her small army. Gabrielle tried to follow her tracks, but was attacked and ransacked by Xena's men. Ares and Hope plot to bring upon an apocalypse, but he decides that fighting side by side with Xena was more appealing. He gives her his army to command, and their first stop? Amphipolis. Gabrielle tries to warn the people, but it seemed it was a lost cause. Aphrodite attempts to save Gabrielle by taking her away from Amphipolis, but Gabby wasn't about to leave the small village unprotected. Flustered, the Goddess of love talks to Artemis about recruiting her amazons to help. After much pestering, she agrees. Right as Xena sends the soldiers upon the village, she snaps back to normal, and quickly tries to undo what just happened. As the amazons and Ares army run towards one another, Aphrodite casts a momentum lust spell on everyone on the battle field. While the amazons were busy making little amazons, Gabrielle and Ares unsuspectingly consummated a little one as well. To be continued.

hey cool my little babblin got inteh a plot line rofl

ah yush yush... ninja think i shuld go do some research too ninja

Hey, you forgot to include my suggestion of the magical apple tree adventure, starting Argo and Arnicus!

Fixed!
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Najara is awesome. After I read a novel about Joan of Arc, I watched the episodes with her and it was like an amazing epiphany of her insanity actually making sense.

Yay! Thanks!

Yeah, Najara is totally like Joan of Arc. I've always thought that was the point. She's definitely insane, but a likable kind of insane. Kind of like me! mrgreen Only I don't kill people. I don't even kill spiders. confused

I feel that I need to add a disclaimer to the fact that I don't kill. I don't kill spiders because they kill other bugs that I don't like. I do kill wasps, ants, silverfish, roaches, flies, and milipedes. *shudders*

I think Joan of Arc was crazy. People can have "prophetic" powers and not be actually hearing God. The Djinn makes more sense, though, cause she wasn't killing in the name of GOD, she was killing in the name of whatever her version of good was. 3nodding Less offensive that way.

I think we should have a Najara/Xena battle, regardless of what plot we chose!!!