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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:00 pm
i luv random quotes, so i want ppl to post any quotes they can think of here, k? 3nodding ex- when life gives u lemons, make grape juice, and let everybody wonder how u did it! heart
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:29 am
Here's another take on the "When life gives you lemons..." quote (taken from Ron White of Blue Collar Comedy fame and edited a little):
"I believe if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find someone whose life has given them root beer* and have a party!"
((*edited from voldka))
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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:27 pm
lol, that's great! i luv blue collar! i'm just gonna continue to post randomness here, cuz i can. 'i was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got nearer. then it hit me.'
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:54 am
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! *ehem* More random quote!
*wearing camoflage(sp?) pattern shirt* HA! Now you can't see me!
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:54 pm
Jason Sangoku the Hero I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! *ehem* More random quote! *wearing camoflage(sp?) pattern shirt* HA! Now you can't see me! yours is from "Larry the cable guy"
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:13 pm
i luv these!! too funny!! the more i study, the more i know. the more i know, the more i forget. the more i forget, the less i know. so why study?
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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:45 pm
here's another fave! heart 'if pringles are so good that once you pop you just can't stop, why do they come with a resealable lid??'
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:17 am
If all else fails... *pulls out a rocket launcher* Bring out the big guns!
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:18 am
Sand Thrower Jason Sangoku the Hero I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! *ehem* More random quote! *wearing camoflage(sp?) pattern shirt* HA! Now you can't see me!yours is from "Larry the cable guy" Actually, that was meant to be my quote... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:51 pm
'if i pull the wings off a fly, would it then be called a walk?'
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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:14 pm
Jason Sangoku the Hero Sand Thrower Jason Sangoku the Hero I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! *ehem* More random quote! *wearing camoflage(sp?) pattern shirt* HA! Now you can't see me!yours is from "Larry the cable guy" Actually, that was meant to be my quote... sweatdrop Wat do u mean by that??? u didnt want that to be your quote???
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:25 pm
Nah, I just didn't mean for it to be taken that way, anywho, dropping the subject:
"I believe that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get, and I'm quotin' Forrest Gump on this one." -Semi-origional 'I believe' quote by yours truely
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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:08 pm
i really don't mind where a quote came from, as long as it's funny ore interesting. but if who said it affects the quote, then a name helps. 'ever stop to think and forget to start again?'
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:01 pm
"Life's short, eat dessert before Uncle Fred does."
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chiisai-koneko-3000 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:32 pm
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 3nodding
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