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chiisai-koneko-3000
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:00 pm


i luv random quotes, so i want ppl to post any quotes they can think of here, k? 3nodding
ex- when life gives u lemons, make grape juice, and let everybody wonder how u did it! heart
PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:29 am


Here's another take on the "When life gives you lemons..." quote (taken from Ron White of Blue Collar Comedy fame and edited a little):

"I believe if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find someone whose life has given them root beer* and have a party!"

((*edited from voldka))

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chiisai-koneko-3000
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:27 pm


lol, that's great! i luv blue collar!
i'm just gonna continue to post randomness here, cuz i can.
'i was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got nearer. then it hit me.'
PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:54 am


I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! *ehem* More random quote!

*wearing camoflage(sp?) pattern shirt* HA! Now you can't see me!

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UncutFearItSelf

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:54 pm


Jason Sangoku the Hero
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! *ehem* More random quote!

*wearing camoflage(sp?) pattern shirt* HA! Now you can't see me!


yours is from "Larry the cable guy"
PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:13 pm


i luv these!! too funny!!
the more i study, the more i know.
the more i know, the more i forget.
the more i forget, the less i know.
so why study?

chiisai-koneko-3000
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chiisai-koneko-3000
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:45 pm


here's another fave! heart
'if pringles are so good that once you pop you just can't stop, why do they come with a resealable lid??'
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:17 am


If all else fails... *pulls out a rocket launcher* Bring out the big guns!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:18 am


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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! *ehem* More random quote!

*wearing camoflage(sp?) pattern shirt* HA! Now you can't see me!


yours is from "Larry the cable guy"

Actually, that was meant to be my quote... sweatdrop
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:51 pm


'if i pull the wings off a fly, would it then be called a walk?'

chiisai-koneko-3000
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UncutFearItSelf

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:14 pm


Jason Sangoku the Hero
Sand Thrower
Jason Sangoku the Hero
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! *ehem* More random quote!

*wearing camoflage(sp?) pattern shirt* HA! Now you can't see me!


yours is from "Larry the cable guy"

Actually, that was meant to be my quote... sweatdrop


Wat do u mean by that??? u didnt want that to be your quote???
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:25 pm


Nah, I just didn't mean for it to be taken that way, anywho, dropping the subject:

"I believe that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get, and I'm quotin' Forrest Gump on this one."
-Semi-origional 'I believe' quote by yours truely

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chiisai-koneko-3000
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:08 pm


i really don't mind where a quote came from, as long as it's funny ore interesting. but if who said it affects the quote, then a name helps.
'ever stop to think and forget to start again?'
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:01 pm


"Life's short, eat dessert before Uncle Fred does."

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chiisai-koneko-3000
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:32 pm


artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 3nodding
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