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 Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:06 pm
Here I'm gonna teach you how to stay alive during a zombie outbreak
rule 1: Don't get ******** bit. (simple, but if you break this rule reast assured, I WILL kill you)
rule 2: No using katana's unless you can kill a wild boar with it. (just to make sure you have some skill to kill)
rule 3: Have some self control with the trigger finger. (dont waste all your ammo on one zed now, ya hear?)
Rule 4: Dont use full-auto. (if you are, GET THE ******** OUT! ->)
Rule 5: Dont piss me off. (you piss me off and I'm gonna kill you and take your ammo and food.)
thats all I got for now, add some if you like, just no stupid s**t.
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:25 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:14 pm
ya or single shot for head shots xp
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:00 pm
yeah, that was rule 3 was about, just control yourself.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:04 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:56 pm
what? I said you could have it, just dont blow all your ammo into one zombie.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:46 pm
This is the 10 rules for surviving from the zombie surivival guide by Max Brooks.
1. Oraganize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:15 am
JasonDeschainer This is the 10 rules for surviving from the zombie surivival guide by Max Brooks. 1. Oraganize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. thats pretty handy ^^ thank you
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:43 pm
XOX_Misa_Amane_XOX JasonDeschainer This is the 10 rules for surviving from the zombie surivival guide by Max Brooks. 1. Oraganize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. thats pretty handy ^^ thank you You welcome, if you have any question on details just ask.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:33 pm
JasonDeschainer This is the 10 rules for surviving from the zombie surivival guide by Max Brooks. 1. Oraganize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. The survival guide is nice and all, but it is a BASIC guide. To be honest, Max Brooks dont know s**t about firearms.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:52 pm
don balistano JasonDeschainer This is the 10 rules for surviving from the zombie surivival guide by Max Brooks. 1. Oraganize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. The survival guide is nice and all, but it is a BASIC guide. To be honest, Max Brooks dont know s**t about firearms. Well that is true like they say you have to crawl before you can walk. So it is imporant be able to shoot a gun, it help to have a place to shoot from.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:36 pm
JasonDeschainer This is the 10 rules for surviving from the zombie surivival guide by Max Brooks. 1. Oraganize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. I love bashing Max Brooks 1 Oraganization is good untill the neighbors call the crazy house 2 They feel no fear, pain, sence of direction and remorse, why should you? 3 With what a ******** kitchen knife!? 4 Very useful when your tired 5 Yeah because theres nothing else you need protection from 6 Smartist thing to do when you don't know the building well 7 Now you can be cold, tired and eaten all at the same time 8 Easily met if you don't eat sleep or rest 9 Yeah because a nuclear bomb shelter isnt safe at all 10 No one is smart enough to burn or bury the decomping bodies
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:11 am
JasonDeschainer don balistano JasonDeschainer This is the 10 rules for surviving from the zombie surivival guide by Max Brooks. 1. Oraganize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. The survival guide is nice and all, but it is a BASIC guide. To be honest, Max Brooks dont know s**t about firearms. Well that is true like they say you have to crawl before you can walk. So it is imporant be able to shoot a gun, it help to have a place to shoot from. Having a pace to shoot from does you no good if you cant ******** hit anything.
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:58 pm
whjd, you keep ripping on him and so help me god I'll hunt you down and kill you myself. JasonDeschainer taught me and Phoebe just about everything we know about surviving zombie attacks. Surviving just about any disaster actually.
we've had organization parties at his house and the neighbors have never even known, let alone "called the crazy house"
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:12 pm
"Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!"
I think this may be the most important rule. Wilderness survival knowledge is crucial for just about any major crisis, be it Zombies (of any variety), asteroids, giant baby sea monsters that stumble onto land, alien invasions, whatever your paranoia my be.
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