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Rule 1: No pie (except on national pie days (must be sent in triplicate, lost, found, put up for auction, and submitted 32 years before you actually did(presidential license required)))
Rule 2: all nonbelievers must be slaughtered
Rule 3: Gravy will always be a nonbeliever
Rule 4: Cake is the undisputed ruler

*You open the door to the temple and realize something*
"this is the best damn cake ever"
The temple is made for cake by Cake, built in one hour, and by the power invested by Bob and Mel

*place's tnt on the outer wall*

That's the spirit mel! kill the nonbelievrs!

Literally, Mem.

Death? And cake! I LOVE THIS TEMPLE. xD

*is meditating* OUMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOUUMMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ninja

Which ritual is that? I don't have to kiss the floor, do I?

And I fear not....Zuul and Jitters shall protect me. Yeah, though I am in the presence of unbelievers.

I need some coffee....

*does cake ritual in secret *

¡¡¡BLASPHEMY!!!

I love yelling that but yeah no you can have coffee here... but if I see any bit of pie *previous example thingy*