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 Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:37 pm
As you approach the Temple, it doesn't look like a normal temple. The doors, for instance...not the grand, heavy wooden doors of a normal temple. These are glass, and have the (probably holy) words  Underneath it, in neat printing, is this sign: NO KILLING IN THE TEMPLE OF JITTERS!
If you need to kill someone, take it outside.... facing towards you. You open, and enter... God of Coffee~Jitters
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:42 pm
The doors seem to open into the main worship area. However, the seats do not face the alter...there are chairs around small tables; some of the tables have books or puzzles on them. Some chairs are the soft, comfortable kind you'd expect to find in a living room; there are even areas where chairs and sofas are arranged as if to invite casual conversation. Around a coffee table. Some bookshelves sit along the walls, and other shelves seem to have...games?
The worship of Jitters seems to be either very complex or very random....
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:35 pm
Ah, yes...the altar itself. At least you think it must be the altar....things, again, do not seem normal. It appears to have space for the priests behind the altar, and supplicants in front. The altar is about 40 feet long, with stools in front for the worshipers. But there is nothing to indicate the sacrifices to be placed upon it, no holy books or liturgy...although the wall behind the altar has the 'menu.' It must have to do with the rituals observed here.
There are no golden decorations, just a glass jar labeled "tips appreciated," a placard that reads "Have you hugged a barista today?", and another that reads "Help wanted....Barista. See SamekhMem"
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:43 pm
There is no piano, no organ; there doesn't appear to be a loft for a choir. Yet there is music....pleasant, light, the kind that makes you think "I think I'd like another cup of coffee....."
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:49 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:27 am
*sit's down in one of the chair's* hey what's this sticker doing here *reads the sticker* "starbucks was here"......when?
you know what's gonna happen if xyl drink's some coffee, right? even if it's decaf it's gonna end badly. =_=
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:51 pm
Hey, you, you want some coffee? You'll need to come up here to get it...it's not like we have waitresses or something like that here!
And we try not to mention the "s" word....
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:43 am
SamekhMem Hey, you, you want some coffee? You'll need to come up here to get it...it's not like we have waitresses or something like that here! And we try not to mention the "s" word.... i've noticed.... *walk's to the the "altar" * do you have Cappuccino?
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:21 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:17 pm
Certainly...here you go! Your temple offering will be 15 Gold.
And you can't steal the altar...the altar is about 40 feet long, has a marble top, and is bolted into the floor. You sure look funny trying, though...
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:52 am
*donate's the temple offering and begin's to watch rano try to steal the altar*.........*take's a drink*..........didn't i spill some super glue there?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:05 pm
*is outside trying to kill all who leave or enter* twisted
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:24 pm
I stole those two plus I have a stomach that's infinitely large *eats altar and walks out to where mel is to help her in her doings
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