-Live, from Nashville, TN
-Your hosts are J.R., the Coach, and the King
-Promo for the Masterlock Challenge, featuring Shawn Michaels.
-Kurt Angle vs. Eugene
They lock up and Angle immediately hits a belly-to-back suplex. Stomping ensues, and Angle just pounds the s**t out of Eugene. European uppercut, and Angle proceeds to rip at Eugene''s face. Pummeling in the corner and Eugene is just cannon fodder. Angle pulls Eugene up and hits a suplex, which gets two. Angle hits a Cobra Clutch. More pummeling from Angle, as Angle plays off to the crowd''s boos. Backbreaker gets two. Then another pin attempt gets two. European uppercut and a clothesline gets two. No offense YET from Eugene. Eugene gets thrown into the turnbuckle and Hulks up. Rights, lefts, rights, lefts, Angle ducks a clothesline but Eugene hits a spinebuster. Running clothesline gets reversed by an elbow from Angle, and Angle throws Eugene''s legs into the post. Off comes the straps and the Ankle Lock gets the win for Kurt at 3:51.
-Angle continues to pummel and hits the Ankle Lock again. Cena comes in and they exchange blows, won by Cena. Angle is down and he bails. Tomko comes in and levels Cena. Angle talks some s**t to Cena as Cena is down. Angle''s music is cued as Cena is coddling himself.
-Commercial break.
-Recap of what just went down.
-Bischoff is congratulating Tomko as Angle comes in yelling. Angle is happy with Tomko. Angle says Tomko deserves a reward, so Bischoff gives Tomko a match against John Cena.
-The Heart Throbs vs. Val Venis & Viscera
Venis and Romeo start as Romeo pummels Venis into, then in the corner. The ref pulls him off, so Venis hits a pair of clotheslines. Hard chops, into an irish whip. Venis hits with a pair of knees, then hits a Russian Legsweep. Half-Nelson is broken up by Romeo, but Venis hits a reverse suplex. Viscera is tagged in. He does the Venis hip thing, and the Avalanche is dodged. Antonio is tagged in and he goes to work. But that doesn''t last long. HUGE spinebuster, and Venis is in. Antonio kicks him down and then goes to work on his leg. Romeo cheats as the ref is distracted. Antonio works on the leg some more, and Romeo is tagged in. Pin attempt gets two. More leg working. This lasts a while. Venis eventually fights him off and tries to make the hot tag. It''s stopped. Venis fights off Romeo again, and hits the tag. Viscera cleans house. Bodyslam on Antonio. Irish whip into a backbody drop for Romeo. They''re both thrown into the corner, but reverses a charge with a double boot. They try to fight back, but Viscera hits a Samoan drop for the pin at 5:05.
-They dance for the crowd.
-Promo for the Masterlock challenge.
-Commercial break.
-Linda McMahon cuts a special promo about Hurricane Katrina. She urges people to help and donate. (not part of the WWE show)
-Carlito's Cabana
Carlito's guest tonight is Ashley. Carlito makes fun of Ashley's wardrobe. Ashley cracks a joke about Carlito's 'fro. That's not cool! He's the Intercontinental Champion. You don't insult Carlito in his Cabana. Carlito ******** Ric Flair up last week, according to him. Ric Flair shouldn't have insulted Carlito. Ashley knows all about what Ric Flair's going through. Recap of Victoria-Ashley from last week. Tonight, Ashley faces Torrie Wilson. Carlito mocks her speech. Uh-oh... Flair's here!!! Brawl ensues, but Flair hits a low blow. Hard chops, and Carlito gets drug around by his.. well, his coconuts. Low blow, right hand, Carlito bails. Flair's music cues after his decleration of an a**-whipping to Carlito at Unforgiven.
-More of the Masterlock promo. They're sure building this up, Michaels has to break it up tonight.
-Promo for John Cena vs. Tyson Tomko.
-Commercial break.
-Recap of the street fight between Matt Hardy and Edge from last week.
-Matt's here, visiting with Bischoff. Bischoff is pissed at the ending of the match from last week. Bischoff wants Matt to sign a contract against Edge at Unforgiven in a Steel Cage match. He signs... so, there's another match penned. Matt has to wrestle Gene Snitzky in a "tune-up" match next.
-Commercial break.
-Matt Hardy vs. Gene Snitzky
Edge's music cues before the match even begins. They'll be on commentary, I guess. Snitzky goes for a pair of clotheslines, but Matt ducks them both. Stalling, and Snitzky eats boot after a charge. HUGE clothesline from Snitzky puts Matt down. Stomping, then a bodyslam on Matt. Snitzky hits with a boot on the outside, then hits some rights. Irish whip and Snitzky hits a charge. Another Irish whip is reversed into a modified version of the Rock Bottom. Side Affect I think is what it was called before. Matt bails, and Snitzky attacks. Matt is thrown into the steps, then back in the ring. Snitzky hits a tilt-o-wirl Rock Bottom-esque manuever to get the pin at 2:48. Snitzky is about to hit Matt with the bell as the Big Show's music is cued. He lumbers to the ring, but Snitzky hits Matt with the bell anyway. Snitzky bails then heads out through the crowd.
(anybody want to tell me what that move from Snitzky was?)
-Recap of Tomko's attack on Cena.
-Promo for the Cena-Tomko match.
-Commercial break.
-Tyson Tomko vs. John Cena
Cena attaks first with some rights, then pummels Tomko around a bit. Irish whip into a reverse elbow. Overhead suplex gets two, and Cena hits a pair of elbowdrops. Which get two. Rake of the eyes and Tomko hits a spinebuster. Tomko hits a powerslam, which gets two. Rights from Tomko, then some more. Stomping, then an overhead suplex, which gets two. Cobra clutch is applied on Cena. Cena fights out, but eats a clothesline. Tomko measures the boot, but Cena dodges and clotheslines Tomko around a bit. Irish whip into a hip toss, suplex, then a Five Knuckle Shuffle. FU gets the pin for Cena at 4:08.
-Cena celebrates on the rampway and gets attacked by Angle. Angle beats the s**t out of him, then hits an Angle Slam on the rampway.
-Commercial break.
-Interview with Kurt. Angle is pissed because he feels Cena's championship title run is a farce.
-Torrie Wilson vs. Ashley
I LOVE their entrances into the ring. LOOOOOOOVE it. Ashley is distracted, so Torrie attacks. Torrie throws Ashley around a bit, by the hair, of course. Irish whip, and an attempted sunset flip is botched. To boos. Torrie has to improvise, with stomps. Torrie hits a dropkick to the back of Ashley's head, which gets two. Ashley ducks a charge, then spears Torrie down. More hair-pulling stuff. Victoria pummels Ashley outside, so Torrie hits an X-Factor for the pin at 2:38.
-More promos for the Masterlock Challenge.
-Commercial break.
-Shelton Benjamin vs. Rob Conway
Chavo comes out before the match begins, distracting both guys. Conway attacks. Punching and stomping lead to an Irish whip, then a reverse elbow, which gets two. Rights in the corner, but Shelton fights back. Irish whip into a clothesline, then a Samoan drop, which gets two. Shelton charges, but Conway ducks and Benjamin is outside. Conway throws Shelton into the ring barrier, then hits an overhead suplex. Back in, and that gets a pair of twos. Stomping. Conway hits a neckbreaker which gets two. More stomping, into a chinlock. Shelton fights out into a slugfest, won by Shelton. A pair of clotheslines, then a bodyslam. Shelton hits another clothesline, which gets two. Irish whip, but Conway stops himself with the ropes. Shelton charges, Conway ducks, but Shelton holds on. Shelton goes up top and hits a flying clothesline, which gets two. Irish whip, but Conway lands a boot. Clothesline is ducked into an inside cradle, which gets two. Shelton runs to the rope, but Chavo trips him up with his golf club. Conway rolls him up for the pin at 5:19.
-Commercial break.
-Hurricane & Rosey vs. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
Murdoch and Hurricane start out. Lock up and Hurricane is overpowered. Hurricane dodges a low blow, and they lock up again. Won by Murdoch. Irish whip and Hurricane dodges an armdrag by posing. Rosey is tagged in and hits a bodyslam. Then another. Irish whip into a clothesline, then a shoulderblock, then a diving headbutt. Cade distracts Rosey, then Cade is tagged in. Rosey dodges a double clothesline, but gets hit with a Stun Gun. Cade pummels Rosey. Cade is tagged in, and Rosey is down after a double clothesline. After some pummeling, Cade is tagged in. Double overhead suplex gets two. Cade pounds away, then does some choking. Rosey fights back, but it's in vain. Pummeling in the corner follows. Murdoch is tagged in and he throws some elbows. Cade is tagged in and they work Rosey over. Cade pounds away, then goes up top. Rosey fights back and throws Cade off. Hot tag to Hurricane and he cleans house. Murdoch botches an Irish whip, so Hurricane goes up top and hits a dropkick. Head scissors from Hurricane after an Irish whip. Pin attempt from Hurricane gets two, and after some distraction, Murdoch hits a jawbreaker. A bulldog off the top rope is enough to finish the match at 6:53.
-More promos of the Masterlock.
-Commercial break.
-Interview with Chris Masters. He gloats about beating Flair last week. Recap from last week.
-Commercial break.
-Masterlock Challenge
Shawn takes his seat, and Masters applies the hold. No... wait. It's teased. Masters puts it on for real this time, and Michaels fights and fights. Crowd chants for "HBK." Shawn catapults himself out of the corner, but Masters holds on. Michaels slams Masters into the turbuckle, but Masters keeps a hold. Shawn is fading. Shawn rams him into the corner numerous times, then does the catapult thing again, but Masters doesn't let go. Shawn tries to fight some more, but appears to slump over. Shawn keeps fighting it, and hits a low blow! Masters keeps holding..... but Masters throws Michaels down? Masters grabs the steel chair and levels Shawn with it. Shawn blades. Masters wants to reapply the hold, so he does so. The ref calls for the bell. A bunch of suits comes out and pulls Masters off. Masters' music is cued, as we head out.
-End of show.
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