Chatterbox: [RULES]

[pppinkyyy]

cornflicker and dart deathclaw are to be obeyed in here. should you not read these, ignorance is no excuse.
law1) no flaming.
law2) obey mods.
law3) disrespecting is frowned upon.
law4) re-read one, two, and three.
law5) polls on all threads, please and thank you.  

[Dart DeathClaw]

we, and by we i mainly me you sorry, need to get more people in here! all those new people all those people rp-ing need to get their asses in here and post! have some fun! be crazy! realize the ignorant bliss! its lazer tag with P.C.P. and no lazers! and no tagging! mainly pcp.... crazy and fun! WOOO! twisted  

[Dart DeathClaw]

my rants are for me and me only! if you get something out of them well then DAMMIT it better be positive. <.< that looks wrong.... <(-'.'-)> Dr. Kirby what do you think? t(-'.'-t) *nod nod* i agree, ******** it.  

[Dart DeathClaw]

if there was to be no comment then why put a comment stating you have no comment. i guess its for the reason that people need to know you saw it and were flabergasted at the idea that kirby is my friend. if you have no idea what kirby is then you never really played games and MUST BE younger than 19 years of age. if not then relate back to the first part of the statement.  

[Dart DeathClaw]

then dont question the <(-'.'-)> for he is god. even in SSBBrawl, i love to suicide kill with kirby but most of the time i can get back to the edge and my opponent cannot. BITCHED off the edge HAH HA!  

[Dart DeathClaw]

the original was good but they almost perfected it with melee. then they ******** it up with brawl. like in melee I kicked a** as Dr. Mario. he's running dash was long and quick, his meteor smash powerful and a decent non cheap arc. he wasnt cheap in any way and well rounded. then brawl sasys "DUR! we is are removing all clones from us ours games in brawl!"
and guess what the ******** they did? LEFT GANONDORK, MADE LUCAS A ******** CLONE OF NESS, CLONED THE ******** STARFOX ASSHOLES like 2 wasnt annoying ENOUGH!?!? they made the normal mario weaker by making his slide shorter less powerful, his meteor smash no longer has a good arc and can be easily dodged, none of marios hits have a good range anymore, sonic took all of marios power. my friend used to complain that marios hands got bigger when they attacked and that was an unfair advantage, but now sonic has that power. in melee marios hands got twice as large, in brawl sonics hands are easily 5 times larger. look at his hands! they are tiny compared to his body! they should deal one damage but no his smash attack does 12% or bullshit. mario has been nerfed too much, and they perfected him in melee. then they nerf jigglypuff by reducing her damage and knock back and gave that power to pikachu, who is now a big b***h. granted i like that and makes pika more of a powerhouse but i liked the fact that i ould kill people with a fairy looking retard that was pink. I love meta-knight and he is an awesome addition to the group, king dedede pronouced, dee dee deeis funny but isnt made properly. he has a large hammer with a long shaft but for some strange reason he has NO RANGE WHAT SO EVER! i'm so angry the tendons in the back of my neck are tense and i need to stop before they snap. i'll pick this back up later....  

[Dart DeathClaw]

do mario and kirby have last names? i'll make a private practice for the two Doctors!  

[Dart DeathClaw]

Careful, as Dr. Mario I have a Ph. D. in KICKING YOUR a** Dr. Tran and I were in the same class, of course he got an +A and i got an A but THATS A 2 POINT DIFFERENCE!