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 Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:49 pm
Howard Finkle: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..."
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:13 am
The heretic is always better dead... Saint Jimmy by Green Day blares across the arena...
St. Joey's coming down across the alleyway...
Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade...
Lights on the silhouette...
He's insubordinate...
Coming at you on the count of One, Two...
One, Two, Three, Four!
A single pyro goes off, and Saint Joey leaps onto the ramp!!
He lifts his arm, pointing upwards as he stands triumphantly on the stage!
My name is Joey and you better not wear it out
Suicide commando that your momma talked about
King of the forty theives
and I'm here to represent
The needle in the vein of the establishment
I'm the patron saint of denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal...
Joey runs to the ring, sliding in...
He slides to the centre of the ring, winking at a crowd member!
Cigarettes and ramen and a little bag of dope
I am the son of a b***h and edger allen poe
Raised in the city in the halo of lights
The product of war and fear that we've been victimized
I'm the patron saint of denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal...
He stands, climbing the turnbuckle and working the crowd!
He jumps down from the corner... taunting again for the crowd!
He backs to his corner, stretching his arms, and waits for the opponent...
SAINT JOEY!
... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:37 pm
"Readymade" by Red Hot Chili Peppers hit as Scott Honeycutt ran down the ramp and charged into the ring.
((Yeah. That's really lazy but I'm in a big rush at the moment.))
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:54 am
The heretic is always better dead... ((No worries. I normally just copypaste mine from my profile xd ))
Joey would attempt a jab to the jaw as Scott stormed the ring, hoping to ground the young talent early. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:52 pm
Scott's plan to attack was stopped by a jab to the jaw. The jab was so hard it knocked him three steps back!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:24 am
The heretic is always better dead... Joey was fairly shocked by the power of the punch... but then he thought about it, and Scott's charge probably made it harder then Joey intended. He quickly paced four steps forward, aiming a hook shot to the bodt as Scott went into retreat. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:28 pm
Scott was hit with the hook shot and doubled over.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:04 pm
((I'm not going to do a auto-hit because they are well.. they're lame.))
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:31 am
The heretic is always better dead... ((Gah... sorry man, I completely forgot about this... well, guild to be honest.))
Joey moved in after the hook punch. Aiming to distort this bout into an MMA-style fight for supremacy, he went for a clinch and a knee to the ribs and abdomen of Scott. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:55 pm
((Yeah.. I don't understand any of that so...))
It all connects!
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:31 am
The heretic is always better dead... (( xd ))
Joey tries to swing Scott down to the ground, keeping him close so as to not give him any room for powerful counter punches and kicks. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:48 am
Even the man standing in the last row of the last section, with screaming children sitting on both his left and his right side could hear the thud Scott Honeycutt made as he hit the mat.
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:43 pm
The heretic is always better dead... Staying on his feet himself, Joey takes a second for a breather, and for the crowd to stop reacting to the loud thud. It's loud, we get it, stop chanting! Sheesh...
Anyway, Joey, in his annoyance, aims for a more showman-style technique then the clinches and knees, aiming for a simple stomp to the stomach of Scott. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:45 am
The shot connects and brings Scott legs of the mat as a reflex! He rolls to the side grunting in pain and brings himself to one knee as he begins to stand up.
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:42 pm
The heretic is always better dead... Joey, being how he is, aimed for a kick to the gullet of Scott as he got to one knee. ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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