ping-rose
*runs off with Congarinth's heart, having managed to steal it very sneakily, gets a good 290 miles away and runs out of gas*
Damn gas prices..... gonk [comes out from behind a tree]
I've been waiting for you. What took you so long?
[pulls out flame thrower and turns on] this is not ordinary fire....
twisted [pulls out wiskey bottle] It's fueled by WHISKEY!!!!!!
[burns ping for five minutes]
and don't worry about his heart. It's fireproof. I've tested it for this very reason
[stops burning ping and starts peeling off her skin]
i wonder if she's yummy [eats a piece] Oh DELICIOUS!!!! want a taste honey?
[burns and peels ping until there is nothing but bones left]
[burps] satisfying
twisted