[.If you were mine...




Let's get this out of the way first.
You are going to do as I say.
I say you are going to do as I say.
Got it? Ok? Ok.


Rule#1: Do not flame anyone.
Rule#2: Do not flame anyone.
Rule#3: Talk here about anything movie, music, book or secks-related.
Rule#4: Do not continually bump your topics. (I consider bumping as posting the same over and over again. Make it at least interesting to waste our time in here, yes?)
Rule#5: Try to be as polite and nice as you can be.




I'd blush a little and die.]