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 Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:49 pm
ARCHITECT: Defines someone who was neither macho enough to become an engineer nor gay enough to become a designer.
BANKER: Someone who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and takes it back when it starts to rain.
BOY SCOUT: A child dressed like an a*****e under the leadership of an a*****e dressed like a child.
CONSULTANT: Someone who uses your wife's watch, tells you the time, and then charges you for it.
DIPLOMAT: Someone who tells you to go to hell in a way which makes you eager to start the journey.
ECONOMIST: An expert who will know tomorrow why that which he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
FRIEND: Definition of a person of the opposite sex who has that "Je ne sais quoi" which eliminates any desire to ever try and sleep with them.
PESSIMIST: Optimist with experience
PROGRAMMER: Someone who fixes a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
PSYCHOLOGIST: Someone who looks at everyone else when an attractive woman enters the room.
STATISTICIAN: Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an engineer.
DANCING: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.
HEADACHE: Method of contraception most widely used by women.
INTELLECTUAL: Someone capable of thinking for more than 2 hours about something other than sex.
MONOGAMY: Repressed polygamy.
NYMPHOMANIAC: Term applied by men to any woman who wants sex more than he does.
TEAMWORK: The possibility of putting the blame on others.
INTERVIEW: That which can be seen between the interviewee's legs.
EASY: Term applied to any woman with the sexual morals of a man.
HARDWARE: The part of the computer which you kick when the software malfunctions.
IMPATIENCE: Waiting in a hurry.
INDIFFERENCE: Attitude adopted by a woman towards a man in whom she has no interest; interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get".
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:01 pm
LOL! Where did you get this stuff!? xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:10 pm
Brother_Ein LOL! Where did you get this stuff!? xd get them sent to me through e-mails from friends and from things stuck to the desk at the nusres station biggrin
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:25 pm
Heh. I see. smile Very interesting, indeed.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:44 pm
LOL very funny indeed I never thought of it that way blaugh
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:50 pm
haha those are so awesome rofl
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:57 pm
Those are funny as hell!! rofl
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:01 am
JadeSilverclaw DANCING: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire. This one is the best xd
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