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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:46 pm


OK, these songs are from the Anime/Manga Slayers. You might have heard if it, but it really doesn't matter, they're cool even if you don't know who they are.

First off:

Mazoku-Demons, basically rivals of Dragons
Ryuzoku-Dragons, enemys of Demons
Zelas, Deep-Sea-Dolphin, Dynast, Demon Dragon King Gaav, Hellmaster Phibrizzo- Five Dark Lords, created by Shabringado.
Shabringado/Ruby eye(s)-Rival to Cepheid (not mentioned) kind of like the devil. The most powerful Mazoku out there, was split into 7 parts by Cephied, not dead tecnacally.
Cephied-Lord of the Dragons, alseep for a long a** time, conterpart to Shabby. 'God'
L-sama, LoN (Meaning: Lord of Nightmares): THE GOD! Is neither good nore evil, the golden spot on the sea of chaos of which everything came from, created the world for 'her' amusment.

These are posted in my favorite order. I did not make then or lay clame to them.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:05 pm


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:14 pm


"Black Christmas"

I'm...dreaming of a black...Christmas...
Just like the ones I used to knooow....
With Mazoku scheming...and children screaming...
To see.... blood stains in the snoooow...

I'm...dreaming of a black...Christmas...
With every city I attack....
May the bodies be fun...to haaaack...
And may all your Christmases be blaaack...


"Valgaav the Green-Haired Half-breed"

Valgaav the Green-Haired Halfbreeeeed.... Had a very shiny horn...
Valgaav: ..And if you ever touch it...You'll wish you were never boooorn...

All of the baka dragons... used to and still call him names…
They never let poor Valgaav...Join in all the dragon gaaames...
Then one smoky Christmas day, Xellos came to say...

Xellos: Valgaav, who I want to fight...can I rip you apart tonight?

Then all Mazoku loved him (Xellos, that is!)
And they manically giggled with glee! (Heeheeheeeeeee!!!)
Valgaav the Green-Haired Halfbreeeeed.... All you are is historyyyyyy...!
*KABOOM!!!!*
PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:32 pm


"Zelas the Beast Lord"

Zelas the Beast Lord, was a sneaky, evil soul,
With a cig holder, and bangles of gold, and two cat eyes on patrol,
Zelas the Beast Lord, is quite secretive, they say,
She's an unseen foe, but the people know that they shouldn't get in her way.

There must have been something wrong with her booze we do suppose,
Because she made a weird General-Priest and his name is Xellos!

Oh, Zelas the Beast Lord, is as powerful as can be,
And the demons say, that on any day,
She could take out you and me.

Clickety-click click, clickety-click click,
Hear those long nails tap,
Clickety-click click, clickety-click click,
As another army goes zap!

Zelas the Beast Lord knew the demons ruled that day,
So she said, "We won, now let's have some fun,
And keep Ryuzoku at bay."

She pummeled down the shrines and towns, from Atlas to Kataart,
And only paused when she found more dragons to rip apart!

Oh, Zelas the Beast Lord, had to hurry on her way,
So she said "Farewell, see you all in Hell, I'll be back again someday."


"L-sama Is Coming To Town"

You better watch out, you better go hide,
You better not shout or you're gonna get fried,
L-sama is coming...to town!

She's making a scroll, though no one knows why,
Gonna pick who's gonna live and who'll die,
L-sama is coming...to town!

She sees you when you're fragile, she knows how strong you are,
She knows all and she's got a scythe, so go pray to your lucky star!

Oh, you better watch out, you better go hide,
You better not shout or you're gonna get fried,
L-sama is coming... to tooown!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:35 pm


"Gold Soul Orbs"

Gold Soul Orbs...Gold Soul Orbs...
It's killing tiiime...for Hellmaster...
Shatter make...Hear them break...
Soon he'll be coming for you...

Cities burning, people burning,
Screaming in agony,
In the air there's a huge cloud of ashes...
Children crying, parents dying,
How amusing they be,
And in Phibby's pale hands you will see...

Gold Soul Orbs...Gold Soul Orbs...
It's killing tiiime...for Hellmaster...
Shatter make...Hear them break...
Soon he'll be coming for you...

No more street lights,
And no last rites,
For the pathetic souls,
As the demons rush home with the bodies...
Hear their bones crunch,
As hellbeasts munch,
While a single head rolls,
And among all the chaos you'll see...

Gold Soul Orbs...Gold Soul Orbs...
It's killing tiiime...for Hellmaster...
Shatter make...Hear them break...
Soon he'll be coming for you...

"We Five Lords of Darkness"

All:
We five Lords of Darkness are,
Bringing death from near and far,
Blood-soaked fountains, crumbling mountains,
Servants that crush and mar...

Chorus:
O, Eyes of evil, Eyes of dread,
Eyes of burning, bloody red,
Chaos leading, hatred feeding,
Guide us to thy world of dead.

Zelas Metallium:
Born a god on LoN-sama's plane,
Beasts I bring to serve him again,
God forever, ceasing never,
Over us all to reign.

Chorus

Deep Sea Dolphin:
Seas that boil to offer have I, (FISHIE!)
Oceans formed from innocents' cry, (FISHIE!)
Spellcasts and serving, human unnerving,
Worshipping Ruby Eye. (FISHIE!.... And Zelas is a stupid head!)

Chorus

Chaos Dragon Gaav:
Blood is mine, its bitter perfume,
Breathes a life of betrayal and doom,
Suffering, lying, maiming, dying,
Sent to a cold, black tomb.

Chorus

Dynast Grausherra:
Ice, bring I, the element mine,
Frozen darkness swift and malign,
Efficient in terror, no room for error,
Flawless in chilled design.

Chorus

Hellmaster Phibrizzo:
Souls, my lord, I bring unto you,
Mischief, chaos, insanity too,
Torture and pain, humanity's bane,
Destroy all and start anew.

Chorus

All:
Tremble now behold him arise,
God of Death and Sacrifice;
Shabranigdo, Shabranigdo,
Rules over earth and skies.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:15 pm


Thats funny. xd

Litina


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:26 pm


"Deck the streets with mass upheaval...
Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaa... ha-ha-ha-ha!
T'is the season to be evil...
Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaa...ha-ha-ha-ha!"
xd Im going to be singing that for the rest of the day..
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:14 pm


*claps*

yea, encore, encore....* toss a bouquet of black magic roses to Blacktallon*

Litina

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