|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:34 pm
Post yer Chuck Norris jokes here.
I'll start
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his a** twice. He was proven false, because after the first a**-kicking the man would not have survived
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:29 pm
Chuck Norris once won a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:30 pm
FACT: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:00 pm
i dont know any jokes crying
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:03 pm
They say Chuck Norris has three fists.The thrid underneath his beard
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:37 pm
how about gabriel iglesias five levels of fat.......... healthy..... big ......husky.... fluffy and DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:32 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
