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Mirra Berlioz

PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:56 pm


I was chatting with a friend and she told me about this guy who had his nose amputated. So naturally I had to read about it because, really, why would you ever even think about cutting your nose off for no medical reason? So I read about him and he apparently liked bert and ernies nose stealing routine too much. Now he just kind of looks like Voldemort with out the nostrils. And when he has a cold he just hacks it up instead of blowing his nose. Pretty... cool sauce.
Anywhos, have you heard of anything crazy like this. And no, I don't want to hear about the pain olympics.
PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 2:06 pm


I once heard of this odd woman who didn't just have breast-reduction surgery. She had the twins fully removed AND went back to get her nipples removed too.

I read the article on it and it turned out that she did it because she didn't like the way they felt on her chest when she tried to sleep.

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Once~upon~A~nitemare

PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 4:13 pm


O___O

WEIRD!

PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 4:45 pm


Ho'mann. How does he breathe? it just sounds so odd. Does he have a fake nose of something?

DragonS_Gift


Devil Nightlord_Dante

PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:50 am


Maybe he didn't like his nose since he has all the sinuses?
I remember that Queen Latifah had breast reduction because it was hurting her back and were too heavy for her. But nowadays its mostly about comfort, movement, and function in our active, modern world and excellent strives int the miracle of modern medicine.

I remember my aunt telling us (her kids, her niece-my younger sister-, and my youngest aunt and myself) that she had her hysterectomy done. Which removed her uterus, her ovaries, etc. She had difficulty with her menopause, her hot flashes, and her allergies to deal with from the beginning, and decided to have that done, she's tired of suffering from her female issues (sorry if it was sexist, but that's what she said!) And now she feels much better than she did after her second child.
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:11 am


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Mirra Berlioz

PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:30 pm


The Scarlet Woman
I once heard of this odd woman who didn't just have breast-reduction surgery. She had the twins fully removed AND went back to get her nipples removed too.

I read the article on it and it turned out that she did it because she didn't like the way they felt on her chest when she tried to sleep.


Awkward. I mean, the nipples too? Thats just wiggity wack.
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:32 pm


DragonS_Gift
Ho'mann. How does he breathe? it just sounds so odd. Does he have a fake nose of something?


He just breathes through his mouth, all the time. He does have a fake nose that he can wear to work, but he doesn't feel like its affected his social life that much at all cause most people assume he lost it in an accident and therefore would feel rude bringing it up.

Mirra Berlioz


goodbye-star

PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:34 pm


Whoah that's freaky.

I can't imagine it at all..
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:35 pm


Takeshi no Hayabusa
Maybe he didn't like his nose since he has all the sinuses?
I remember that Queen Latifah had breast reduction because it was hurting her back and were too heavy for her. But nowadays its mostly about comfort, movement, and function in our active, modern world and excellent strives int the miracle of modern medicine.

I remember my aunt telling us (her kids, her niece-my younger sister-, and my youngest aunt and myself) that she had her hysterectomy done. Which removed her uterus, her ovaries, etc. She had difficulty with her menopause, her hot flashes, and her allergies to deal with from the beginning, and decided to have that done, she's tired of suffering from her female issues (sorry if it was sexist, but that's what she said!) And now she feels much better than she did after her second child.


He just didn't like it though, thats why he did it. And its like constantly having a stuffed nose so it can't be that it made his sinuses better, cause now he doesn't even have any. And he has to ahck lugies when he gets sick, that can't be a plus. But I know what you're talking about with the whole body modification to improve your quality of life. But he just said that he didn't want a nose cause he felt like he didn't need it.

Mirra Berlioz


Mirra Berlioz

PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:36 pm


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That reminds me of Bill Nye the Science Guy, the fat-heads episode. Anyone?
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:52 pm


OMG that is so stupid ><

People nowadays..
they are retards..

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capcartoonist

PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:13 pm


If you can't fool all of the people all of the time, start breeding for stupidity.
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:10 am


Mirra Berlioz
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That reminds me of Bill Nye the Science Guy, the fat-heads episode. Anyone?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:42 pm


Mirra Berlioz
capcartoonist
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That reminds me of Bill Nye the Science Guy, the fat-heads episode. Anyone?


we watched bill nye's vids in science class. i forget which ones though... and then throughout the whole day, everyone would be singing the theme song and chanting "BILL BILL BILL!"
it was ..weird..
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