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 Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:41 pm
Twisted Wishes
You make a wish.
The next poster grants your wish but adds and unexpected twist and then makes there wish
Rinse, wash, repeat
Example:
I wish I had a PS3
Granted, except that your PS3 doesn't have a memory drive and crashes when you put in your first Game.
I wish I had...
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:53 pm
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:25 pm
Granted, but it wobbles.
I wish I had a new job.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:01 pm
Granted! But it is a job cleaning septic tanks...
I wish that I had a new car.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:07 pm
Granted, but it is a Hummer! You are gouged at the gas pumps.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:09 pm
Granted! But you are a butterfly that dies immediately after mating!
I wish that I didn't have a runny nose.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:04 am
Granted! Your nose is now replaced with a faucet!
I wish I had a saltine cracker.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:20 am
Granted, but the salt is halite.
I wish I had GTA4.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:25 pm
Granted! But your GTA4 is really Greedy Toddlers Aliens 4 (of them). biggrin
I wish that I had a coconut cream pie.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:52 pm
Granted! But it's green and growing hair! lol
I wish I had a million dollars.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:32 pm
Granted! However, Uncle Sam has come in and left you with $1000.
I wish I had rubber.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:27 pm
Granted! But it is a deflated tire!
I wish that someone would pay off my student loans for me.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:05 pm
Granted! But it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
I wish that money grew on trees.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:18 pm
Granted, but the trees are greedy and run away to Cabo with your money and spend it all on enslaving small underprivileged boys to do their bidding in suits and ties.
I wish my room was clean.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:17 pm
Granted! But the elves who cleaned your room ran away with everything but the lightbulb!
I wish that I was a queen.
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