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 Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:23 am
Announcer Larry Mooney="The following match is a EEW Stairway To Hell-Druid's Prophecy Match and is for the EEW Tag Team Championships! Introducing first..." Quote: A four way HIAC match, the belts will be dangling from a ring above the cell. So basicly wed have a ladder match that starts inside a HIAC match. This is one crazy match meant for crazy spots.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:46 pm
I'm rolling thunder, pouring rain
I'm coming on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get ya, satan get ya
"Hells Bells" By AC/DC plays over the P.A. and the crowd boo The Marines. Creeker walked out wearing a light brown comoufloge baseball cap, light brown beater, Long light brown baggy comoufloge cargo shorts and black high tops. Also, in his right hand is his a weapon of choice, the Barbwired bat.
Kodiak walked out with Creeker. Kodiak is wearing a sleavless slited Camoflogue Shirt, grey shorts and grey high tops. In Kodiak's hands are two lightbulbs.
Hells bells
Hells bells, you got me ringing
Hells bells, my temperature's high
Hells bells
I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine
The Marines walked to the middle of the stage and does a military salute to the crowd.
See the white light flashing as I split the night
Cos if good's on the left then I'm sticking to the right
I won't take no prisoners won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
I got my bell I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get ya satan get ya
Hells bells
Hells bells, you got me ringing
Hells bells, my temperature's high
Hells bells
Hells bells, satan's coming to you
Hells bells, he's ringing them now
Those hells bells, the temperature's high
The crowd heavly booed The Marines as the walked down the ramp to the ring. The Creeker slide into the ring head first and waits for Kodiak to get in. Kodiak jumped up onto the top rope and performed a back flip into the ring. The Marines go into the middle of the ring and do another Military Salute to the crowd.
Hells bells, across the sky
Hells bells, they're taking you down
Hells bells, they're dragging you down
Hells bells, gonna split the night
Hells bells, there's no way to fight
Hells bells
The Creeker gives the ref his hat and throws his shirt into the crowd. Kodiak wants for the opponenets to come out.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:25 pm
Casey
Cartwright
Chaos
Danzig
Calumny...
Only the strong survive and C5 are the strongest!
There's a calm surrender to the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling wind can be turned away
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you
At that time, two of the five C-Men step out on the ramp to boos and insults as "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" by Elton John plays.
((Sorry, Cartwright- but Elton John was the only thing I could think of considering you're British and the fact that the C-Men are in this match. Think about it like this. It's not Boy George! rofl ))
"You guys suck!"
Cartwright leads the way, followed by Casey on a leash.
The duo look at the cell as they step in and see the Brokeback Navy Seals...oops, the Marines. xd
((Give me a break, it's the best I could think of! blaugh ))
Cartwright takes the leash off of Casey as the crowd boos!
(Bloody Reich entrance is next.)
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:27 am
((Time for the first of two grand entrances. Shame it's not the BI vs the Navy and the C-Men. xd ))
The lights dim down and come back and lime green laser effects...
Snypa as Dr. Dre
Hey!
Hey, *****!
Hey, homeboy!
What's up, ******** and your ********' C-b***h, what's up?
Cartwright parody voice- Atrocity
Hey, Snypa- why you ********' with me?
Dr. Dre and Ice Cube rise up from fire surrounding platforms wearing black...
[Dr. Dre]
Journey with me
Into the mind of a maniac
Doomed to be a killer
Since I came out the nutsac
I'm in a murderous mindstate
With a heart full of terror
I see the devil in the mirror
BUCK BUCK, Lights out
Cause when I grab my sawed off
Ice Cube: "Haha! Barrel one!"
Dr. Dre: "Touches your ******** flesh!"
Ice Cube: "Barrel two!"
Dr. Dre
Shoots your ******** heart out your chest
You see I'm quick to let the hammer go click
On my Tec-9 so if you try to wreck mine
Fool it's your bad time
Feel the blast of the chocolate bomber
Infrared aimed at your head
Like your name was Sarah Connor
Decapitatin I ain't hesitatin
To put you in the funeral home
With a bullet in your dome
I'm hot like lava
You got a problem?
I got a problem solver
And his name is revolver
It's like a deadly game of freeze tag
I touch you with a 44 mag
And your frozen inside a boddy bag
Nobody iller
Than this graveyard filler
Cap peeler
Cause I'm a Natural Born Killa
Snypa and Atrocity come from the rafters from cables into a black and red military-issued Humvee in full tactical gear. When the two touch down, flames shoot up.
"The third pair of challengers- Atrocity X-X-X and the EEW Television Champion, the Snypa Rifle: BLOODY REIIIIICHHHH!"
[Ice Cube]
Terror illustrates my era
Now I can't hang around my momma
Cause I scare her
I'm quick to blast ******** takes his helmet off and holds up the Television Championship for the cheering crowd. There's a mini pit in front of the stage where Dre and Cube are performing.
Dr. Dre: "Yeah what's up?"
Cube:
It feels like I'm bustin' a nut
When I open you up
Cause your body is exposed to the midnight mist
All weak ******** give my ring a kiss
Cause I'm givin' dirt naps
Comin with them bomb a** raps
To make C5's lungs collapse
Perhaps, you never sleep
Cause every time you doze
You catch blows to the ******** nose
Ain't seen the sun, in 66 days
Let me count the ways in a ******** up maze
I never ever ever made a ho stay
But I'm down with Dre
Like AC is down with OJ
So ******** how your livin
I'm the unforgivin
Psycho driven
Murdera
It's authentic
Don't panic
I can't stand it
God Damn it
Scizophrenic
So ******** Casey Bennett!
I'll snatch him out of his truck
Hit 'em with a brick
And I'm dancin
Atrocity picks up a bullhorn from inside the Humvee:
Mass Murderer, Bloody Reich, Natural Born Killla,
And I don't wanna die
I DON'T WANNA DIE
I DON'T WANNA
I DON'T WANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE!
Mike: "Who are those two guys up there rapping?"
Tazz: "Shut up, Adamle. Let me do the commentating. Sit back and just watch the coming carnage. And by the way, that's Dr. Dre and Ice Cube. The song is Natural Born Killaz."
*Joey Styles jumps the crowd and to the commentary table, slapping the taste out of Mike's mouth.*
Tazz: "Ha, ha! Joey! Welcome back!"
Styles: "Good to be back! Glad to be commentating. Anyway, I've been watching this from EEW.com and I got tired."
[Ice Cube]
I don't understand the logic in my dreams
But I understand I like the sounds of sirens
Terrified screams from the streams
Of strychnine
Dumpin on Marine ******** tryin to trick mine
Cause punk ******** wanna violate
Now they stiff and cold
And they pupils won't dilate
IT'S SO MUCH PAIN!
MIGRAINE!
Headache
I can hear Creeker's bones break
Kody steps in the single door
Got his a** whipped with 20 lashes
Like that dude up in Singapore
So I'm a pull a ******** Jeffrey Dahmer
Now I'm suicidal, just like Nirvana
Snypa drives the humvee to the cage as the two get out. Atrocity takes off his helmet as well. Snypa gets behind Atrocity who is on his knees as their hands are outstretched as they let out a scream. A blood-like substance rains down on the ring area as some of the crowd catches the liquid, asking for more. The Reich obliges as they strike the Demon Roar pose once more, making "blood" rain down some of the crowd, who have formed another pit guarded by security.
[Dr. Dre]
Tic Toc
Toc Tic Toc Tic
Atrocity X and Snypa Rifle on some murderous s**t
Keepin niggaz in order
Makin their life shorter
Ready to slaughter
Cause to me a life ain't worth a quarter
Or a dime
Mushroom's got my mind
Hallucinatin
Ain't no debatin
I'm creatin an escape
Route to be out without a doubt
Scot Free, so don't even think about tryin to stop me
Cause I can't wait
I'm out the gate
On the for realla
A thrilla
Or a Natural Born Killa
Both Bloody Reich members strip off their tactical gear, revealing black jumpsuits with red splashes of paint for the blood effect complete with matching black skull face paint with red "claw" marks through it. Both Snypa and Atrocity strip off the shirts they have on and hand them to two bisexual twins in the crowd.
Atrocity: "Call me."
Snypa: "No, call me. I got the gold."
[Ice Cube]
Gi-Gi Gi-Gi Ga-Ga
They call me Da-Da
6 million ways to murder
Choose one
Lose one soul
Bodies turn cold
Natural fright from niggaz goin bump in the night
Should I peely?
Should I kill her in my iller?
Then a Natural Born Killa
Should I peely?
Should I kill her in my iller?
Then a Natural Born Killa
Should I peely?
Should I kill her in my iller?
Then a Natural Born Killa!
Everything goes back to normal as the two former NWA mates leave the stage. Snypa throws his hat to the crowd as Atrocity brings the "toys" for the festivities. The two wait for the champions...
Casey: "What's wrong? Afraid to come in?"
Atrocity gives him the finger.
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 1:14 pm
((Damien...you're a arse hole! rofl ))
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:15 am
Cartwright ((Damien...you're a arse hole! rofl )) ((How am I an a*****e? That's an accurate entrance of the C-Men! xd ))
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:39 am
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:49 pm
Creeker and Kodiak asked for microphones from a ring aid
Creeker says “Did you guys even leave elementary school? Because you guys would learn that rappers are retards trying to perform poetry really fast.”
Crowd boos
Creeker looked at the ‘blood’ that have fallen from the sky “I hope you tested this s**t before you drop it.”
Kodiak titled his head “Why would they do that?”
“True” says Creeker as he pointed at the BI twins in the crowd “They don’t need to because they probably are already inflected with some sort of STD.”
The crowd begins to chant “a** hole”
“The only a** around here is the semen loving freak Casey.” snarled Creeker
“Don’t forget about the other a** hole.” said Kodiak with a grin
“Oh yeah!” smirked Creeker “I can’t forget about the greatest a** hole of all time…Cartwright!”
There was mix of boos and cheers
Creeker and Kodiak gave the microphones back to the ring aids and got ready for the champs to come out.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:39 pm
Snypa: "Let me address three things. One, rap means "rhythm and poetry." Last time I checked, metal was a bunch of jackasses screaming incoherently into a microphone. Two, I dare you to say some s**t like that to the Inquisition. Three, I wouldn't be so quick to talk about STDs and assholes, Creeker. Because last I heard, too much C-Men is bad for your health."
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:41 pm
“Good thing about Metal bands is that they only get trouble for the damage they cause in hotel rooms. But, on the other hand Rappers get into trouble because those morons actually take it street and start shooting each other up. Metal bands may scream stuff into the microphone and get into some trouble. But, the rappers on the other hand get into a lot of trouble because of their lyrics.” says Creeker “Just looked at what Ice box and Dr. Idiot was saying! I can already hear the phones ringing in the front office from those profound lyrics.”
Kodiak says as he pointed toward those BI fans in the front row “About C-men Snypa, you should know a lot about those kinds of people. Just look who your fan….I mean your butt buddies are.”
Creeker smirked “By the way we are The Marines, not those gays in the Navy. By the way where did you get this blood from? From the mass orgy you had with your ‘fans’ last night?”
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:14 pm
Atrocity: "You're about as Marine as those two cowboys from Brokeback Mountain."
Snypa: "They've got more balls than you screaming, ranting idiots. And if I were you, I'd be careful about those C-Men in the ring. They wanna bust all over you right...about...now."
Casey runs in with the leash, attempting to jump on Kody's back and choke him with it.
((Can we get some Inquisition support here, Jeckal?!))
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:47 pm
((I got this. Come-back time)) Even though I walk in the dark
valley I fear no evil;
for the Druid is at my side, with a
rod and his staff that gives me
courage.
A Prophet spread a table for me in the
sight of my foes; he anointed my
head with oil; my cup overflows.
From the speakers came the rifts of "Saviorself" by Jedi Mind Tricks and Killah Priest, drawing the pop of all pops. As Vinnie Paz began his flow, Tavarius and Esoteric were expected to come from the curtain. But they didn't.
Yeah, I built with Alexander the Great
He told the Persians they should stay gone
Then he told me about the Oracle of Ammon
He gave me no clue, where it is
Men feared time, yet time feared the pyramids
He gave me more jewels, he told me that
Amenhotep was immortal, I can't overstand hieroglyph
So I called Killah Priest, and he taught me how to follow it
I walked through the Valley of the Kings
With a white robe, white rose and what I will brings
And your whole team Judas, my road thin, gold skin like Juicis
I speak the dialog of the dead, I practiced the same war tactics
In King Arthur's head, so let the swordsmen kill the beast
It's a Legacy of Blood, with Vinnie Paz and Killah Priest
While the usual video played and the music pumped, Tavarius and Esoteric came in from behind the announcer's table in the crowd, hopping the barricade and getting on top of the announcer's table while the music played. Posing for the crowd, they each had a mic in their hands and Tav spoke for the both of them.
"Ladies, ladies, please! Quit the flinging of piss and menstrual blood and listen!"
He rolled his shoulder around and pointed at the Marines. "You wanna put the shits on rap? Well look at it this way: we may be going out shooting each other, but you don't see us doing things like some things like:
Biting off heads of bats
Throwing chickens at 'de audience
Getting flamed by your own pyro-techs
Going on stage with tube-socks on our p***s
And Pamula Anderson."
"Not only that, if it means I don't have to worry about burning sensations, I'd rather get capped."
Once again, he pointed at the Marines. "Now if Will Smith and Calrton Banks here will stop 'dis shenanigans, we can get 'dis match on the way!"
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:23 pm
Bloody Reich laugh as the two go over to the Inquisition. Snypa leans in to Tavarius.
Snypa: "So, which do you prefer? Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist or Boy George and Elton John?"
~Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist: main characters from Brokeback.~
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:28 pm
Kodiak felt something on his back, then he had short of breath. The reason why he was losing his breath was b***h boy on his back. Kodiak tris to swing one of light tubes into the face of Casey as he choking him.
Creeker chraged foward Snypa and goes for hard right to the jaw. If this worked Creeker would go left body shot.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:07 pm
(Creeker has Nightcrawler's powers! He can teleport from inside the cell to the outside! xd )
Casey goes down...begging Cartwright to do something.
(Under the assumption we all enter together, Schev? Jeckal? sweatdrop )
The Bloody Inquisition all enter the cage, standing together...at least until the C-Men and the Navy are out of it.
Snypa sidesteps as Creeker comes at him romantically xd , going for a kick to the ribs and will be followed up by a front dropkick by Atrocity if successful.
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