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 Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:20 pm
so, during our last session, a really awesome fight broke out between an advanced ancient red dragon, an ancient silver and a juvenile silver with her rider.
it was probably the coolest thing to happen in our campaign to date. except maybe accidentally awakening a succubus who suffered from amnesia. but that's another story.
so what are some of your favorite moments in a game you've been involved in?
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:49 pm
Haha, that's awesome. Some how our party managed to get up to level 40... (yeah pretty ridiculous I think.) And this colossal spider shows up to destroy this village we all happen to be in. (Later we find out it was deliberate but whatever.) I think the monster is called a Devastation Spider if I'm not mistaking. Anyway, He runs up to me and bites right into me after I punch it in the face... Does a good chunk of damage and completely fills me with poison. My DM says that my mouth was drooling it and it was coming out from nearly every hole in my body, (eww) and runs off where my flying half dragon friend and Ninja friend start fighting it awhile away. Luckily, if any one else in the party got bit it would've been death, but I'm luckily immune to poison being a 20th+ level monk. The spider is running like crazy as my friends swarm it...I take a moment to rest and recover my health... before taking off running to catch up to it. (I run faster then most things fly at this point) I catch up to it in a round...My ninja friend crits and cuts a big gash into it's back, I smile... And jump in it. With my 60 some mod to escape artist I can sure as hell fit into it. And now, I start beating the spider from the inside out, until it's insides are complete goo... I come out completely drenched in green whatever-spiders-have-for-insides and jump into a pond for a relaxing bath. My friends thought it was nice pay back.
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:50 pm
Nexas Dagala I come out completely drenched in green whatever-spiders-have-for-insides and jump into a pond for a relaxing bath. My friends thought it was nice pay back.
that sounds like way too much fun. lol.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:17 pm
just another day, eh?
that sounds like way too much fun. lol.
xd Yeah it was great. Whenever you have a DM that doesn't punish possibly unorthodox but creative solutions to a situation, you get amazingly fun and memorable moments... Like my Barbarian Raging without a weapon, so he picks up the dead Lizard Folk and swings it by its tail, using it as an oversized great club to kill another Lizard Folk. Or when My wizard cast some spell on me that let me breath under water, so I bull rushed people off the ship, dove in and grappled them under water till they drowned. I killed 4 or 5 different people this way for the fun of it. I love finding new ways to overcome situations with utility. As a wizard, I didn't need a rogue, I had unseen servant cast to constantly push this bag of dirt that weighed like 75 pounds in front of me to make sure there were no traps. Arrows would fly into and and spears and it'd drop into pits of spikes, and I'd just levitate it out. "No need for a in your party when you got a wizard." Was something I said quite frequently.
This is a great thread, I hope people start sharing more!
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:55 pm
This one wasn't me personally, it happened in a friend's group.
The party was at a tavern and got hit on by some prostitutes. Most of the party went with them, but the barbarian said, "I'm going to punch her in the cooch." *Rolls a 20* "Boom!" DM: "Yeah, her ovaries explode."
In a group I was DM'ing, the paladin was a devout follower of Heironeus and often got blessings and stuff. The first time it happened, the wizard was bragging about how evil was so much better than good because he was richer than the rest of the party. So then the paladin prayed and shot a divine bolt of lightening out of a scepter that tore a hole straight through a vampire boss they were fighting. Another player said, "Yeah, evil sucks!" It was really funny at the time, it taught the wizard a lesson.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:17 pm
Griffonos This one wasn't me personally, it happened in a friend's group. The party was at a tavern and got hit on by some prostitutes. Most of the party went with them, but the barbarian said, "I'm going to punch her in the cooch." *Rolls a 20* "Boom!" DM: "Yeah, her ovaries explode."
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:11 pm
This is funny but a little digusting. Reader beware.
I was playing a game with two other people. Both of them for no reason chose female characters. While I was out killing people in their homes (don't remember why, kind of funny since I was a cleric).
Anyway, the two of them decided to try to get information the easy way. They both walk into a tavern "showing off lavishly" as one describes it. The DM is a bit cruel and decides to have everyone (all 40 patrons) grapple them, pin them, and have sex with them. Anyway, to keep it less detailed, they succeed. Now both of them had to roll to avoid getting pregnant. They had 1% chance to not be pregnant. My first friend rolls, fails. The second just says 86 randomly. Amazingly the roll hits it. This story is just great because of the amazing odds that he managed to beat.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:52 am
hey, hey, hey! what's wrong with female characters? i happen to be female and play females! lol. jk.
a similar situation happened with our cleric, who, when he wasn't out killing people or orphans in particular, he spent hours trying to get our female fighter pregnant with the 'antichrist'. as he so lovingly put it.
he succeeded, twice.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:25 pm
This was a low level moment. After defeating a group of somthings (I forgot). One person in my party found a cursed ring. He started to run from the party. So to stop him I made a called shot for the finger the ring was on. I somehow managed to critical on the roll and shot off his finger.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:13 pm
once in one of the campaigns i played in, me and my friend paid to be put in prison because we like breaking out.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:23 pm
While DMing for a few friends they were wondering through the forest to find some item of great power, ussual rap. So there about half way there when an Assasin vine reaches out and grabs the parties sorcerer, pulling her into the brush. Are stone giant black guard picks ip a rock and hurls it blindly into the brush, hitting the sorcerer(5% chance) and killing her. It's even more funny if you take into account that the two players were dating at the time and she would always win an argument because he killed her.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:00 am
Back in the last game I played, we were attacking a gang that was daylighting as a laundromat, basically. So, one of our members flew up to the window, and cast Defenestrating Sphere. He managed to wreak total havoc,by maintinaing one and casting another. It was truly them ost we had ever wrecked anyone. The leder ended up being thrown out a window, across the street, into another building, and fell down 60 feet. They didn't like us after that, but their second-in-command, who was out of the building at the time, came back and I Suggested him, along with a Diplomacy check by another member, to trust us again. It was so great.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:39 pm
I love these stories, hopefully I'll be able to contribute a little bit more.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:11 pm
"Ok Dran (My Troglodyte Cleirc) don't poke too deep into the bag with your longspear, we need an airhole, not a shis-kabobed baby."
"Why can't I have a shish-kabob baby?"
"Because I'm the wizard, so I'm smarter. Poke the damn bag."
*Dran rolls natural 20*
DM: "You attempt to pierce a small hole, but then decide to jam your spear into the bag."
"Great. Now we have to steal another one. *Tosses baby down a well* Way to go Dran."
" crying "
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:31 pm
I play a female dwarf cleric right now in my campaign, and we were wandering through a tavern when an OOC conversation broke out discussing who should hit on the barkeep, who happened to be a lady.
Let's just say my character has good charisma. rofl
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