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| u hav bad splling ha ha lolz. u suc! ((Me:I suck?! At least I don't speak in chat when in an RP!) |
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| What? Who? When? Where? Why? How? |
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 Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:53 pm
Table of Contents ToC
Introduction
Story
Rules
Character spots
That one post in the middle
profile skeleton
profiles
Newsletter
White list
black list
credits
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:02 pm
Introduction
Well, if you don't want to learn how the RP was made, then DON'T READ THIS. That's all I have to say for myself.
Really.
OK, imagine yourself in 6th grade. You're one of those girls who is still flat chested, but hasn't got acne yet. You're almost at the bottom of the pile at middle school, but you know plenty about the galaxy from your older brother(we won't go into that now). It's second period and you're bored out of your mind. Tapping your pencil isn't keeping you awake very well, and you just wanna use your textbook as a pillow and sleep. Then your fifty something year old science teacher walks up to the chalkboard and draws the...uh...he's not telling you what it is, but he's labeling all the names of stars in weird places. Oh...he just told you, but you weren't paying attention. It's the Hertzsprung Russel diagram. He gives a long, drawn out lecture about the diagram to you, and you're 11. 11. When the bell rings, you get out of there as fast as you can.
A few years pass. You avoid trying to think of the stars as people, but the idea keeps creeping into your mind. Then your ex, trying to win you back, takes you to go see the golden compass. The main character is named Lyra, like a constellation....No! Stop! Do NOT think about stars. But it haunts over you the rest of the movie and while your ex takes you home. At that point, you just can't take it anymore. You write out a rough sketch of an RP in your journal, think about making it better the next day, and then promptly forget about it.
A few months later you're reading through your journal, looking for a good laugh from when you were, oh, 8 or 9. But the pages you wrote about the RP are still there. So you improve them, flashie(beautify) them up, and lose them.
Real smooth.
But you remember most of what was in them, so it's no big loss. And you've got the rough copy, so you can just improve it from there. Still, it's kind of painful to lose 5 or 6 pages of editorials. But whatever.
Anyway, give me my me back. Cause it's mine, and you never deserved it, earned it, and you probably don't want it either. So, I'm taking it. And you never get it back. I figure that, knowing the people on the internet, they might wanna know a little about me. So, here it goes:
I'm an emo punk. I've been making RP's since I was 7 or 8, and still make them now. I really wanna dye my hair black, but my mom won't let me. *shnibble sobble* I go to Zero Punctuation and Pearls Before Swine when I need a good smirk, and Nana when I need to rub some salt into my emoish wounds. I like listening to Evanescence, Jackson Browne and every freaking thing else that's emo. Cheerful stuff is too cheerful. I'm not going to tell you my age because that's a surefire way to get 15 stalkers hanging around my door at about 13:00 AM. Sorry, I just couldn't help making fun of my parents for a bit. They're so overprotective it's SCARY. My PARENTS.
Blood is cool, but cutting is lame, I really want to be an author or an actor when I grow up, yes I am female, I cross dress, which doesn't really matter as I'm female(ha ha, boys! *gloating*), I'm a member of the KOA, my best friends are both numb with regection/evil mom, and my favorite food is sushi. There, happy now?
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:28 pm
Story
Sirens. Screams. A pop, a woosh of gas, and then..
"Mr(s)! Get up! Get up! Hurry!" Your eyes part to reveal mostly normal eyes. Other than your irises, of course, as those are blue data sensors to allow you to see. Therefore, there's a little blue ring around your light-sensitive pupils that is blue and looks like it's made of microchips, which it is. Back to the present, there's some white low ranking brown haired man waving around a gun and screaming loudly. You promptly whack him upside the head to make him shut up, seeing as the noise is way too loud for your ultra sensitive ears. No wait, you try to calm him down. Or did you kill him? Take over his mind and make him shut up? Well, whatever you did, he got shot so it doesn't really matter.
You leap out of the capsule you've been trapped in for the past, oh, 15 YEARS OR SO. Not that it matters, as you don't age, but it would still help if they didn't LEAVE YOU IN THERE. You strech in your zero-suit a bit, leap flexibly out of the way of several bullets, then flip out your pistol and shoot the bugger with the rocket launcher.
You are a Multi-shotanic robot, covered in skin but metal to the core. You don't really have a heart, but you have your own individual personality programmed in. Therefore, you are very fast, you have boosted senses, you're flexible and you don't fall in love with anyone but your wide variety of guns, and that's more of an anything. I mean, there are a few with love programmed in, but that's it. The world is not a game, and you do not earn bonus points by shamelessly flirting and having sex. There are only 12 of you, by the way.
Anyway, you and your 11 other companions go around the star ship(Yes it's a cheezy name, but that's what it is, OK?) killing whoever you run into. You make it to the core to find your capitan Aieadail. He doesn't seem all that worried, unlike everyone else on this ship. He's leaning against the rail, staring out into space, because honestly, that's where it is right now. Eventually he turns around and speaks to you. He took his goddammed time, you think. Or maybe it's Oh yay! He's done thinking! Or, uh, What? Who is that? Why am I here? Anyway, you have to listen to him. And MAN do old geezers talk. Other than him, of course, as he build you all and knows your personalities.
"Multi's, you don't know why you're awake, so I will tell you. Places in the universe have good and bad, and all the bad have joined together. From Earth, from MAR haven, from Boik, from Topetam, and from Getama, just to name a few. They are intent on ruining humanity, and you have to stop them. Take the teleporter and meet them at the station. I'll make sure the invaders don't take over the ship." And he shuffles off, taking his sweet time. So what do you do? You take the damn teleporter. That's what he told you to do.
The station is nothing like you imagined. The walls are blue and lit, like the inside of your capsule. The floor is glowing as well, but it's green and it looks like it's gonna eat you. There's water or SOMEthing on the floor that you're ankle deep in, and it kind of feels like stepping into the Atlantic ocean, only not as warm. Goosebumps would be rising on your body if you had blood to chill, but you only have ultra sensitive skin and then metal, so you have to go with being chilly.
Pretty soon, the 'bads', as Aieidaiel put them, all show up. They seem to think that you're the one wasting their time. For some reason, the don't kill you on the spot like they should, but say that they would like to battle you in rounds. You know, the survivors battle again, and you all do a 1 on 1. That stuff. It sounds pretty lame, but these aren't people who are usually taken lightly, so there must be a catch. You don't know about it, but you're sure it must be bad. But before you can analyze them, they say you have to choose a captain. This seems odd, but you immediately choose Kryr.
Kryr isn't a Multi-shotanic. He doesn't look human at all. He's 14 feet tall, has no skin to cover up his mechanisms, and carries 23 pound weapons. Not that you don't, but it makes him sound cooler, don't you think?
Well, turns out you get to visit all sorts of places, as you're going to battle each baddie on their home planet. This doesn't bother you, you're fair sports. Or maybe it does, and you think they have something up their sleeves. But whatever. It can't possibly be that bad, right?
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:14 am
Rules
Yes, I am aware that we all hate them. But if you don't follow them, you will be on the black list. So let's get with them.
When it comes to godmodding, it's up to me to decide if they are or if they're just trying to play their role correctly. If you have a complaint about another player, PM with it and I'll check it. If I think they are godmodding, I will PM them and inform them about it. If they give me sass, they will definitely be put on the black list. If not, they have a chance to stop themselves from doing it. If they can't stop, they will be given a new character until they think they can stop godmodding.
There is a certain number of spots. Those spots have characters that are mostly pre-determined. You keep to the personalities, alright? You just do. Don't crack down.
Remember that you may swear, as you hear me do it all the time. But most of the characters don't swear every five minutes as a pastime. Get it? Got it? Good.
Posts should be at least 2 paragraphs long. Everyone has their up and down days, but 2 paragraphs should be an average. I don't like 1 sentence posts.
I am god. If I decide your system shuts down, your motherboard ******** system shuts down. Don't be a baby.
You will PM me your profiles. I don't care what you think, you will. And you will label it But BLT's taste so good!
Are we all on the same track? Good. I might add more, but I'm being untalented with my brain right now.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:49 am
Character SpotsThis one shouldn't take long. Well, it SHOULDN'T. You can't play the bad guys, you know. They're NPCs. So are the 'friends', who are different depending where you go. That leaves only the 12. So here we go:
Polaris:OPEN
Polaris is one of those guys who will guide you to safety or to ruin. He's very rash and will rush into battle like Death himself is at his tail.
Lyra:Clara33
Lyra is very talented with music. She can hypnotize people with her music. But don't be fooled by that. Lyra is very cold and doesn't see love as anything but pointless.
Arcturus:OPEN
Arcturus is highly protective of Ursa. He won't let her do anything unsafe, because it's his job to make sure she doesn't shut down. He's programmed to love her like a father loves a child.
Ursa:OPEN
Ursa is good with animals of all types. She has hidden metal claws as a weapon. Arcturus ticks her off because he's too protective and she's all about living in the moment.
Altair:OPEN
Altair gets along with Ursa kind of the way brothers and sisters do, A.K.A. not at all most of the time. He calculates how to do battle. Polaris ticks him off because running into battle is a good way to get them all killed.
Spica:Yourri
Spica is very kind, wise, and spacey. She's a mechanic, and keeps the rest of them alive and working. Though she is no good in battle, she can classify every weapon, and make it herself.
Rigel:Jay Acumora
Rigel is the interpretation of bright. He is the smartest one of the lot, and gets annoyed with just about everyone except for Altair. Kryr as well, but that's because everyone loves Kryr.
Vega:OPEN
Vega is very charismatic, even though Rigel doesn't like her much. She settles fights with a compromise that actually makes people happy. She fights with what appears to be a giant gavel, but is actually a sledge hammer.
Gemini:FlamingVoid
Gemini has a split personality. He's half peaceful and ditzy, and half demon. You can't trigger him into either. It's kind of like flipping a coin every 3 minutes. If it lands on the edge, he has a nervous breakdown.
Andromeda razz romisedSword
Andromeda is good with water. She likes sitting in the water, knows a lot about it, and even likes skinny dipping. But she also knows about the air, and wishes to fly away from the rest of them...
Sirius:OPEN
Sirius is a dog. That's right. He's a robo dog. But don't let it fool you. He's just as strong, agile, and sensitive as the rest of them. He's incredibly loyal to Spica. And the best part? He doesn't get fleas.
Alpha C.:OPEN
Alpha likes horses. She's good with horses, and her weapon is a spear. She's more agile than the rest of them, and runs like the wind.
Kryr:LOCKED
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:31 pm
That one post in the middle
This post doesn't really have a point to it. It's kind of where I just rant about random stuff and don't have any point to it. A.K.A., this is where I complain about life and don't have anyone paying attention. Like I said in the intro, unless you want to listen to a bunch of stuff that has no point, I suggest you skip this post and move right on past it.
I'm playing with a ruler right now. You know, one of those yellow things in metal that you have to be completely insane to use? One of those. I want to see how far it goes. It says 25', so I assume that's a long way. But screw it, I'm insane and there's nothing you can do to change my mind. Are you the same way as me, all depressed and emo? If so, then listen to this PM I got today: My brother You should eat a waffle. You can't be sad if you eat a waffle! I mean, it's like 'sure, I want banana's on my waffles, but can't you tone down the super hype? It's making me nervous.' But that's not the point.
The point is that there is no point in the world and if you think so then you probably need help dressing yourself, but let's not dwell on that, it's not story time, people, let's talk violence.
Have you ever considered what it would be like if it was halloween every day? Man, the expenses would really rack up. But eventually you'd get tired of hearing Trick-or-treat! Every day, so you would dress up too, but you'd be giving out the candy, and the candy would be bullets.
Or you could pull out a pair of pistols and scream that other people are pinata's and shoot them for the candy, but this time, the candy would be blood and gore.
'Course, you'd be sent to loony vil if ya did that. And we don't like loony vill, do we, mister man? No, no we don't. I don't have much to say today, so thank you, and goodnight!
Whatever, I'll add something every day to this section, so if you think you've gotten the whole view of my mind then you are more wrong than a straight couple. By the way, a straight couple is like an oreo without creme. It's just not right. In fact, it's wrong, and I have already said so several times, but if you think I'm not wrong and straight as a ruler then you should go with those other people who think the world has a point.
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Hey, yallz! I think I'm going to talkt to this wall. Isn't that right, wall? ........................ Why don't you ever answer me, wall? Anyway, I hate you all. And you wanna know why? Because the only character slot taken((other than mine)) is from someone invited. And that's shameless. What is it about my RP's that makes people react badly to them? I guess I don't have any fwendiwends....T~T Whatever. I'm not sad anymore. And do you know why? Because Bob is here to save me from the impending doom of ennui! ^^ So Bob, here's the computer. Type whatever you want, because here you really can't go wrong.
Hello, chillenziz! It's a nice day. Oh, won't you be my neighboir? that's the French way to say it, by the way. Clara's asking me something....hang on a sec....wait. Whack the frog??!! The computer's shutting down?! But I barely got to say anything! I still need to tell all the chillenziz about gravity and how if you got near the sun you'd explode! I LIVED A FULL LIFE! TELL MY MOM I LOVED HER!!!! Bent To Worlds, why would I die if the computer shut do-
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:48 pm
Profile SkeletonHere's the profile skelly. PM your filled out skeleton to me, and I will decide if you're good enough to join. Warning:I do have a screening process. Do not accuse me of not having one.[color=limegreen][b]Username:[/b][/color]
[color=cyan][i]((Username here))[/i][/color]
[color=limegreen][b]RPC Name:[/b][/color]
[color=cyan][i]((RPC name here))[/i][/color]
[color=limegreen][b]Age:[/b][/color]
[color=cyan][i]((Age here))[/i][/color]
[color=limegreen][b]Weapon(If not predetermined)[/b][/color]
[color=cyan][i]((weapon here))[/i][/color]
[color=limegreen][b]Pastimes(when awake):[/b][/color]
[color=cyan][i]((Pastimes here))[/i][/color]
[color=limegreen][b]Appearance:[/b][/color]
[color=cyan][i]((Anime pic, if possible. Stick with the predetermined gender))[/i][/color]
[color=limegreen][b]Other:[/b][/color]
[color=cyan][i]((Other here))[/i][/color] Note: there is no bio because all the bio's are exactly the same. Baka's. Also, all ages must be over 15, because that's how long you've been asleep. Just because you're old doesn't mean you look old.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:15 pm
ProfilesUh...I really don't have anything to say about this one. It's the profiles of the people who got accepted. Including me.Polaris:Lyra:Username:Clara33RPC Name:LyraAge:547WeaponA hypnosis pendant, a katana, and a large swordPastimes:singing/using her musical instumentAppearance: Other:Lyra is one of the few programmed to be emo(there are only 3).Arcturus:
Ursa:Altair:Spica:
Username:YourriRPC Name:SpicaAge:312Weapon:Her mindPastimes:Reading, keeping others up to date on the latest weaponry, analyzing others-she believes it's helpful for future knowledge Appearance: Other:Spica is a hard worker, but often keeps to herself. She's kind, yet seriousRigel:Username: Jay Acumora RPC Name: Rigel Age: 389 Weapon: Demonic Katana of Oblivion, shotgun, revolving ring Pastimes: punching wall, shooting wall, fighting Appearance:  Other: noneVega:Gemini:Username:FlamingVoidRPC Name:GeminiAge:Several years old (he doesn't know or care)Weapon(If not predetermined)Claws and various blades that slide out of various slots in his bodyPastimes(when awake):Plotting world domination, skipping, spouting nonsense, twitching, staring, screaming insults and murder threats, giving gifts of joy, throwing man eating flowers at people, eating pie, making daisy chains, plotting revenge, singing, plotting homocide, cooking, plotting, plotting, plottingAppearance: Other:A few words from Gemini:
Kwahahahaha WORLD DOMINATION! Did you know that pie is a neuttritius sorce of DOOOOOM?? I like kittens...TO EAT! Bwahahahaha *giggles like a schoolgirl* I'll give you a cookie if you give me YOUR SOUL! Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow. Did you know that cheese is an important source of FIERY DEATH?!Andromeda:Username: PromisedSword RPC Name: Andromeda Age: 260 Weapon(If not predetermined) A pair of thin, silver Switchblades, a Nodachi (Chigiri), and a never-melting ice crystal that can paralyze opponents when touched by it. Pastimes(when awake): Swimming, cloud-watching, people-watching. Appearance:  Other: Andromeda isn't one of the 'emo' ones, but she can be quite melancholy at times.Sirius:Alpha C:
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:31 pm
Newsletter
The newsletter is were I post important stuff while people are away. Remember to inform me if you're going away, or I won't know and do it. Also you'll probably be booted for lack of posts. Anyway, There's really nothing for me to say here, as the RP has barely started up. But that'll all change soon. Just you wait.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:43 pm
White list
The white list is for people who I think really deserve the honor of having their name on the front page. They are people who always spell check, capitalize, punctuate, etc. etc. etc. You know, the people I'm proud of. Thank you, everyone.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:50 pm
Black list
The black list is where I put the names of people who have broken the rules and/or given me sass. Their character will be erased, their spot removed, and they will be replaced. And they can never get back in. I'm strict, not easy going flubber who won't boot you.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:15 pm
Credits
These are the people who inspired me and helped me with the RP. Let's give them all a big hand!
Jim Corbett-for giving me the lecture.
My brother-for helping me with star names.
My best friends-For editing my work, being supportive, etc. I owe it all to you two.
Halo-for giving me a story idea. Note that I say Halo, not halo 2 or Halo 3. Just Halo.
Nero Wolfe-JUST BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME!
Ben 'Yatzee'-for giving me a sense of humor and a few of the lines in the RP.
And you-for reading the credits and remembering these people as you play.
Thank you, everyone. I just want to give a moment of honest silence to these people.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:17 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:19 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:12 pm
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