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 Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:24 am
Snypa is in his house in his hometown of St. Louis(but he's backstage somewhere)...there is a television. He's got the phone about to call Esoteric and Tavarius about two matches, one with when he laughs...Snypa remembers his old thug tactics when he looks at the closet. Snypa goes to the closet and opens it, revealing a red and black Dickie jumpsuit. He smiles because he remembered his idol, New Jack. Behind the jumpsuit are two trashcans filled with weapons.
"Ha, ha..."
Snypa turns to the camera.
"Yo. I was gonna call Eso and Tav, but what the ******** for? They can hear me just fine. Inquisition, there's a time where the five of us are gonna have to the meet the C-Men in the ring. I was watching two of my favorite ECW Original's matches and I had an idea."
Snypa takes off his shades.
"Cartwright, Casey Bennett, Chris Danzig, Chris Chaos, Freddie Calmuny: if you're not too busy running around in leather with lubricants, I have a challenge for you. One of these days, you'll have to be on a level playing field with all five of us. And since The Inqusition and Bloody Reich don't give a ******** about the rules and like to make up our own- how about this? One of these days, you're gonna have to meet us in Gangsta's Paradise. You can't run and you can't hide."
The camera goes off as "Natural Born Killaz" by Ice Cube and Dr. Dre plays...
((Interruptions allowed.))
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:42 pm
((No one loves me! crying ))
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:05 am
((I've got nothing to add. Besides, my "Word" lawlz have dwithered down to a *giggle* ))
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:47 am
"The Talented One" Cartwright appeared on the titantron with C5 as the crowd booed loudly.
"Natural Born Killaz.....Ice Cube.....nice tune, a real classic." Cartwright starts sarcastically. "What chance do Bloody Reich have when they worship washed-up has beens?" He laughs.
"Gangsta's Paradise, you say? Are you mad? Wait, we already know the answer to that one....yes!" Cart kindly points out.
"Just incase you hadn't noticed, C5 is THE Gang, THE Stable, THE MOST DOMINANT Team in EEW History!" He declares to a chorus of boos.
"As far as we are concerned, Gangsta's Paradise would be playing right into our hands."
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:23 pm
*Camera turns to Chaos*
Chaos: Snypa. You dare challenge C5 to this "Gangsta's Paradise"? You have no clue what you're walking into. Granted, we stole the show at House Party, but this is a different story. You're walking into my stomping grounds now!
*crowd boos Chaos*
Chaos: Now you may have kicked my a** most of the match by nearly crippling my leg, but this time I'll have some backup.
*Goes over to a trash can and picks up a barbed wire bat and matches*
Chaos: You want to be like New Jack? I have a different idea. How about C4 faces The Inquisition and whoever the hell teams up with them while you and I go one-on-one in a House Party rematch! Except this time, one person won't walk out alive. I guarantee you that the person who will be walking out alive will be ME!
Chaos: Now onto a different topic. Samoa Dan! All I have been hearing all week is that Samoa Dan is going to kick my a**. First of all, I just have one question. *turns to Cartwright*
Chaos: *sarcastically* Who in the bluest of blue hells is Samoa Dan?
Chaos: Anyways, Dan, I am afraid of no one. Just because you're Samoan doesn't mean that I can't kick your a**. Before you face me, do yourself a favor. Kiss that beach blonde wife of yours. Kiss that lil ugly baby of yours because they ain't gonna see you back in one piece! So come One night Stand, you better bring your dancing shoes because *holds up his fists* General Lee and Colonel Chaos are ready for a fight. Not a "wrestling match". A fight!
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:16 pm
((Jeez, could I please get some Inquisition approval and replies.))
Another camera is on, and it's Bloody Reich backstage.
Snypa: " First of all, Cartwright, don't you ever disrespect the Cube again! Look, if you C-Men aren't too busy entertaining the Navy, then let's focus here. You idiots are about as thug and criminal as the Beatles. Really, Esoteric, Tavarius, Atrocity and myself could beat the hell out of each other over Tag Team gold, but what fun would that be if the five of you are still kicking and plotting to force us into prison showers?"
Atrocity: "The Gangstas were the measuring stick of extreme violence and that's the code that Bloody Reich lives by and we're sure the Inquisition would say the same, seeing as they're tag team champions."
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:33 pm
A spotlight shined to the top of the titantron, where Esoteric stood. He turned his back to the crowd and unzipped his pants. Pulling out his junk he proceeded to urinate down onto the titantron screen. Specificly aiming for Chris Chaos' face.
He finished defiling EEW property, and zipped up. He pulled a mic from his pocket:
"John Cardok... Beat him.
Chris Danzig... Beat him.
Casey Bennet... Beat him.
Cartwright... Beat him.
Chris Chaos... Beat him."
Esoteric chuckled a little before speaking again.
"I'm undefeated. I've beaten every challenger to step up. Tavarius and I are undefeated as a team. We ended the Rent-A-Gays. We hold victories over all of the C5 members. Now let that settle in your head and ask yourselves... and I am speaking to That British Cow-Dog Cartwright and the rest of his c**t Squad. Who is the most dominant faction in EEW? Who has whos number? Do the math niggas. Five of you, three of us. We got you beat. The Reich evens things up."
Esoteric took a long dramatic pause as the crowd cheered him on.
"You brought in the Navy Seals to help you out. What happened there? I single handedly laid them out. The statistic speak for themselves. C5 has begun its fall from grace. Now if you'll excuse me... I have to go whip Freddie's a**. The Druid's Prophecy will be fulfilled. See you all at One Night Stand!"
Just then A whisp of smoke flashed up around Esoteric, and he vanished.
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:55 am
Atrocity: "We'll see you there, ********. Oh, yeah...and Cartwright, we've got something of yours that we know y'all wouldn't want shared with the world. See ya."
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