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 Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:30 pm
I'm trying for a new game. While talking a bit with Nelo, we wondered what would be the star wars equivalent of an insult comic? You know, like triumph or the like.
Well, here's your chance to come up with as many yo mama, yo so fat, yo so ugly, and whatever possible insults that the star wars community could even think about throwing at each other.
So,
Yo momma so fat that when she wore a fur coat, a tuskin raider thought she was a bantha.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:21 pm
Yo momma's so weak-minded, Jedi don't need to use the force to mind trick her!
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:49 am
Ya, well yo mamma's so ugly, a Vong beat her in a beauty contest!
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:31 am
Your momma's so at it would take the Death Star super laser to trim her blubber.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:10 am
Yo momma's so dumb, she believed Anakin's fall to the Dark Side!
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:16 pm
I could have been your dad, but a Gungan beat me over the fence.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:57 pm
That's because you're so fat you made a droid think a hutt was anorexic when you stood next to it.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:10 pm
Yeah, well you're so ugly that a drunk Zeltron turned down having sex with you, even if you paid her.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:37 pm
You're so dumb you think an automated phone is a droid Caller.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:19 am
You're so dumb, you think parsecs are a unit of time!
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:26 pm
Yeah? Well nerf herders call you "scruffy"!
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:25 pm
Your stench could gag a Tauntaun.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:14 pm
So? You have a lightsaber that doesnt' ignite.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:22 pm
That line was weaker than a mouse droid's mental caculties.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:31 pm
You're about as threatening as an Ixll.
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