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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:49 am
But I think, I can no longer be Jewish. I went to a Korean barbecue place last night, and remembered how good pork was, especially when grilled to perfection over a smoky fire pit.
After a few too many beers, I discussed with my friends the frivolous nature of organized religion and how the old ways are no longer the best ways.
So I think I'm gonna become a Scientologist now.
Scientology offers me a path to enlightenment and salvation that Judaism never could.
I know this comes as a shock to you but... just look at today's date. Mark it, and remember it.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:17 am
OH THANK G-D!
You got me good... xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:46 am
As soon as I saw the title and looked at the date, I knew this was going to be good. xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:57 pm
Me too. Good one, Neuf! rofl
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:31 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:05 pm
*pinches bridge of nose and sighs and smiles* My relatives.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:11 pm
gosh that definitely fooled me; i was almost in panic for a moment good one xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:47 am
So yeah, for those that didn't catch it... which means... none of you....
It was an April fool's joke.
I'm still Jewish.
That and I flatlined the E-meter during the personality test. I apparently lack Thetans.
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:22 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:40 pm
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