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| With you coz I luff you! |
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 Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:03 pm
Hey just post all the jokes that you can think of and have a great laugh together with friends smile
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a
single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:12 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl
I almost gave a warning about the PG-13 content. But that was a good one!
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:28 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl
Now that was a smart blonde....and a great morale razz
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:14 am
Why thankies to one and all I picked up the joke somewhere on Gaia and I like it so I don't really take the credit for it and yes I uphold the rule of being pg 13 smile
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:28 am
rofl i would say something, but i know for a fact that i wouldn't be looking at the dice either. redface
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:23 am
howe rofl i would say something, but i know for a fact that i wouldn't be looking at the dice either. redface
rofl HEHEHE. I honestly don't think many people would be looking, male, female, straight or gay.
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:51 am
howe rofl i would say something, but i know for a fact that i wouldn't be looking at the dice either. redface
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:54 am
neonibbles howe rofl i would say something, but i know for a fact that i wouldn't be looking at the dice either. redface That's for sure heart
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:05 am
Lol yeah Nibbles you know that I would always uphold all the rules smile
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:10 am
roocee neonibbles howe rofl i would say something, but i know for a fact that i wouldn't be looking at the dice either. redface That's for sure heart
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:01 pm
Well I am glad y'all liked my jokes, I have another one for you.
Ok there was a couple who was visiting a rodeo and they wen't to check out the bulls, there was a place where the bulls had a sign saying how much they had mated in the last year.
The first bull they went up to said in the sign that it had mated 50 times the last year. The wife nudged her husband playfully and said well practise makes perfect huh?
The second bull they say said that it had mated 120 time in the last yeat, well she grinned and nudged her husband again and said that he could learn something from that bull.
Now the third bull said that it had mated 365 times in the last year, now the wife laughed and said you could really learn something from that bull, thats once a day for the whole year!
The husband turned back to her and said well I wonder if the bull had been with the same cow the whole time?
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:04 pm
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette
smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate
syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean
soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported
the following results:!
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you
learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand
and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you
won't have worms!"
heart Don't you just love little old ladies??
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:24 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:51 am
This is an oldie but a goodie that I still enjoy and you don't have to be a mother to enjoy this one either:
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:17 am
rofl rofl
that one never fails to make me laugh.
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