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 Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:13 pm
"The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and is for the WIF CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:47 am
*"Reality" came on over the PA system as Miz walked out. he gave a cocky smirk to the fans as he made his way down the ramp.*
Finkel: "weighing in at 231 pounds and hailing from Cleavland, Ohio, the Miz!"
*Miz got into the ring and did his "c**k-of-the-walk" strut around the ring. he led the crowd in a chorus of "Hoorah!"s while waiting for his opponent.*
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:24 pm
RIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
Hello Students,
It is I,
Matt Striker,
Your teacher!
Striker appeared at the top of the ramp to a chorus of boos. His argyle sweater perfectly matched his new argyle title belt.
It's not how hard you work
It's how SMART you work
Lillian: From New York City, weighing it at 237 pounds, he is the WIF CHAMPION, Matt Striker!
Striker stood on the steps to the ring and took off his sweater, tossing it to a nerdy looking kid in the stands before entering the ring.
SCHOOL IS COOL
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:59 pm
*Miz watches Striker then yells at the kid.* "hey kid! you might want to burn that, he taught in a slum of a public high school in New York ya know."
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:34 am
Striker glared at Miz "Incredible! The native transient has seemed to have sprouted the ability to talk in a cohesive sentence. It's a Christmas miracle!"
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:28 am
*Miz looks at Striker confused* "and yet you claim you're smart? it's nowhere near Christmas!"
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:48 pm
"It is a bit belated, I'll give you that. However, it does take quite a while for the last horse to cross the finish line."
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:24 am
*Miz gets further confused by the nonsensical statement and so decides to start the match. he charges at Striker for a knee to his stomach.*
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:02 pm
Striker was caught off guard by the knee, and doubled over.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:10 am
*Miz tries to follow it up with a DDT.*
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:47 pm
Striker's GQ worthy face was planted to the mat.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:50 pm
*Miz got up and went to stomp on Striker's back.*
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:30 pm
Striker was stomped, he rolled over in pain.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:52 am
*Miz pulled Striker up and tried to Irish whip him against the ropes.*
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:31 pm
Striker hit the ropes and bounced back towards miz.
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